I started off the day confused as I usually do. Why’s the coffee coming out of the filter basket? Where did I leave my keys last night when I stumbled in at 2 a.m.? In the ignition?
The last thing I needed was important choices to make, but they threw themselves at me first thing when I went to the Web sites owned ‘n operated under the BigMuscle umbrella. If you’re not familiar–c’mon, you know you’ve at least looked at him, or maybe him (and definitely him). Cruise around enough and you don’t just want to join all the meat with your own profile, you seriously want to plan your vacation around the next group gathering, whether it’s the White Party or Lazy Bear.
But which one’s right for you? Sidle up to BigMuscle – the first site put up in 1999 by Andy and Bill, owner/operators of the Web site trio – and the questions get pretty personal. “Why do you think YOU are a BigMuscle Guy?” “Have you been to the GYM or Worked out 3 times or more in the past week?” “Your BMI Index is within standard guide lines for a Body Builder or BigMuscle Guy?” Answer correctly and you’re in the pantheon. Get it wrong and you can be an “admirer,” which is a polite way of saying you can watch while all us hot fuckers get it on in the steam room.
NormalGay, in contrast, sounds like it should be less rulebound, doesn’t it? “For guys who may not live at the gym, understand the term ‘Woof’ when spoken to them or just don’t like body parts sites. For men with no category,” it promises. But apparently, they’re not all that different from the rest of us: fill out the profile and you’ll be asked how big your cock is and how often you’re a top, by percentage. And the ads aren’t really toned down, if you go by the saucy one that caught our eye: “Partnered, with permission to play…hairy, hung, and uncut a plus…pits, man scents, working class are also big turn-ons.”
Of course, if you don’t want rules, and don’t mind a little girth where it doesn’t count, you can click over to BigMuscleBears, where the standards of entry are lower—but the crowds still seriously hot (and obviously, hairier). All you have to do is tell them “why do you think YOU are a BigMuscleBears Guy?” And that’s it. No hurdles to jump, except adding a few pictures – and getting woofed at on occasion.
All that, and I still I can’t figure it out which one’s best for me. Maybe coffee really doesn’t mix well with cold medication.
Bt says: 
Kent Andersen