How TO Hire a Legit Masseur (If That’s What You Really Want)

Rubdowns are one of the great gay pleasures in life. You get to lie face down without judgment, have a hunky dude — possibly “straight” — grease you up like the centerpiece at a NAMBLA holiday dinner and let him rub on you until he’s sweaty and exhausted. Who needs cum? But finding a legitimate masseur can be time-consuming and — oops! — dollar-consuming, if you realize at the end of the hour he’s long been planning your happy ending.

For our money, there are two places to go in a strange city when you’re in need of a rubdown without leaving a long white trail behind. Our favorite place? Massage M4M, which lets you choose by city, and offers up mini-reviews from clients as well as plenty of information should you change your mind about that whole ejaculation thing. Their listings are fairly widespread, include lots of good-looking guys with good credentials, and offer click-throughs from the homepage to major cities.

Then there’s Masseur.net, a long-live site that’s only gotten more cantankerous with age. It’s a kludgy, frames-based site with lots of dead links for masseurs who probably have gone legit and back long ago. But many links are still active, the guys offer a wide range of massage and holistic services, and the listings are pretty widespread across the country.

Of course, if all you want is a major wad job, there’s always Men4RentNow. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when the bill comes due.

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