Pardon the Craigslist headline, but allow us a minute to tell you how fine the Montreal strip scene is, starting with the home of horny hotties who drop their pants for loonies (that’s the Canadian dollar, not us). Campus is a strip club matched only by Toronto’s Remington’s, the Atlanta venue Swinging Richards, and possibly the Nob Hill Theater in San Francisco for sheer gay abandon, not to mention huge swinging cocks in your face.
What makes Campus so great isn’t the convenient location – right in the heart of le ghetto gaie on Rue St. Catherine – or the total nonchalance in which you can enter while boys on the sidewalks head into the coffee shop next door or the convenience store beneath.
What really gets our attention from all heads involved are the guys. For some reason, Montreal has an abundance of construction workers, straight men with trade jobs who also like to trade out off stage with no clothes on. Private dance booths let you see up close what you might have missed from a distance. Hey, is that your girlfriend’s perfume on your pubes? Works for us. And at 20 Canadian dollars a song for whatever they’ll agree to, we think you’ll agree that Canada is still a great bargain destination.
Many of the buff, huge guys are Russian emigrants, so be prepared to speak in tongues. See the meat parade daily from 3pm to 3am, but beware: the place is hot-and-cold-running with chicks on Sunday nights.
Plan your Montreal side trip: http://www.campusmtl.com
