Naughty or Nice? Let Daddy Claus Decide

For all the Christians in the hizzouse (where y’at?) who happen to be flaming homos, a normal holiday card won’t do. Gotta be glam — and it should probably be borderline smutty too. After we got “Daddy Claus” in the mail, we decided to steer you into the online bookstore at A Different Light for more hot holiday wishes.

Now, A Different Light doesn’t have glory holes or angry counter help like our favorite bookstore, but it does carry loads of Christmas and Hanukkah wishes you can legally send by USPS. (We’re hoping next year their Kwanzaa selection will look like Adam Dexter).

Try the hunky reindeer for twinkie-tending friends, and for a truly Christian traditional card, we suggest the handsomely assed Christmas Butt card – and follow the star all the way to Bethlehem or wherever they cruised in the days before Jesus.

Daddy Claus (Box Cards)
Hunky Reindeer (Box Cards)
Christmas Butt (Box Cards)