All the armed forces are represented in one of our favorite no-thrills, plenty-of-thrills porno sites, MilitaryClassified.com– even the Coast Guard. (Yep, them sea hags count too!)
Site founder and frequent cocksucker Rob Navarro says he started the site because he was tired of seeing “unattractive, overweight producers having sex with beautiful straight studs.” We’re not sure how Nathan Lane got involved, but Navarro’s trim figure shows up in a lot of videos, bobbing along some of the thick slabs from his recruits or slipping into the charmingly low-tech shoots he sets up.
More important are the dudes he manages to lure on-camera: “They’re farm boys, Mormons, Irish and Catholics, some conservative, some rough around the edges, and some even kinky by gay standards but most of them are 1st timers who are innocent and shy but best of all…horny!”
M-Class is set up straighter than some of the guys that appear in its ranks. From the homepage, you sort through thumbnail images of the enlisted guys–and the occasional civilian–who signs up for duty in M-Class’ photos and videos. And that’s it. You can stroke off to stills taken from the video shoots, download the videos themselves and play them later (membership verification required).
And the guys. Fuck, these guys are hot, in a clueless way. Recent Waybig headliner and U.S. Marine Nathaniel has a tattooed chest and the kind of cock that would make us sign up for active duty, and ex-Navy guy James looks damn close to the hot Latin daddy on Desperate Housewives. According to our host–who retells his encounters in a kind of JakeCruise way but without the attention-diverting introductions and mood-breaking callouts to the camera–these guys are straight as straight can be. We have our doubts, particularly when they know just how to probe their anuses to churn out a maximum jizz load. That’s our trick, breeders!
But who cares when you can have the sergeant of your dreams barking out a load on a relatively wide 720×480 screen? Let us sort the guys by military branch and convince a few more to take one in the ass for their country, and we’re ready to promote this site to five-star general.
- MilitaryClassified Price Points At the time of review
- $15.95 (2 Days) – One Time Charge.
- $26.95 (30-Days) – Rebills $19.95 after 30-days.
- $36.95 (30-Days) – One Time Charge.
- $59.95 (90-Days) – Rebills $16.95 after 90-days.
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