AltPenis.com

We’re not sure if it’s funded by a sinister cabal of companies who want you to buy their penis-extending devices and pills–or if there’s some cockhound with mad HTML skilz and a yen for blogging about dicks aplenty. But what we do like about AltPenis.com is that we found the answers to a bunch of questions we had. Like, how do you take a piss when your cock’s in traction? What pills do you take for a longer penis? (Zinc, vitamin E and saw palmetto, it turns out.) Are anabolic steroids addictive? (Sure are!) Read along regularly with Paul’s Penis Ponderings–like this week’s blog about putting your John Thomas in places it doesn’t belong, like the vacuum–or just get the latest info on erectile dysfunction, STDs, or penis conditions. You’ll come for the penises; you’ll stay, well, for the penises.

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