Cockless Rock: Lez Zeppelin Goes Mudsharkin’

Titans of cock rock Led Zeppelin have had their share of cover bands, including the delightfully awful Dred Zeppelin and burrito-shaped lead singer Tortelvis. Now, the leonine lads (minus vomit-choker Bonzo) are being paid a tribute they might really want to watch, dude. A bunch (group? Herd? Parliament?) of lesbians have banded together to use their magical clit-licking powers to perform Zep classics and turn the whole notion of cock rock upside down – or inside out, more precisely, along with a whole wave of lesbo bands with clever names like AC/DShe, Cheap Chick and The Ramonas. LZ’s a little gun-shy when it comes to talking about eating pussy though. “We have sort of a ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy,” lead hammer Steph Paynes told Reuters. “What matters is the music.” Yeah? Tell that to Tracy Chapman when she comes a’ fishmongering.

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