How’s the old joke go? “Why’s this the best finger for a frat guy to work his asshole? Because it’s mine.” Or something like that.
Our apologies, since we’re addled after hours of enjoying the high-definition studs at Fratmen.tv, one of the Web sites that makes you stop and wonder if things were ever this hot when I was in school? This clean and simple site is laid out as well as you’d like to lay out its fantasy-league frat brothers. Some of them are a little older than reality would suggest, but who’s complaining? We’d rush this group of guys any day, from the adorable Gabe dry-humping the couch with his log of a member, blond bubble-butted Landon (no relation to Michael), and the A&F-before-Gillette Noah, whose treasure trail ranks up there with the butt-best pirate maps of history.
The Fratmen site is made clean and simple so it can be operated in the wee hours after a long evening of beer-bonging and making subtle homosexual passes at straight guys. There’s live shows, Quicktime clips and stills from video to serve out any purpose you can think of. FMTV has roughly (yes, that’s the word) a hundred guys on site, more than enough to divide up and play scrimmage games of rugby, tag football, and the always-popular soap drop.
We pledge to uphold the Fratmen reputation, or to at least hold onto ourselves while watching them do their dirty work. Now, when’s the hazing begin?
- Fratmen Price Points At the time of review
- Option 1: 30 day recurring subscription ($24.95, rebills $24.95/month until cancelled)
- Option 2: 30 day one time charge (29.95, Does not rebill)
- Option 3: 3 Months ($59.95 for 3 months then rebills $18.95/month until cancelled)
- Option 4: 6 Months ($99.95 for 6 months, Does not rebill)
