Sean wrote:
Brendan is a 20-year-old guy who is going to a small-town college in the Midwest.
“What are you studying?” I asked.
“I’m still on my General Ed,” he replied. “I haven’t decided yet.”
“What do you think you’ll go into eventually? What are you interested in?”
“I dunno.”
I could tell he doesn’t like school. He was far more interested in talking about hanging out with his friends, playing baseball, and, of course, pussy.
“Do you have a girlfriend?” I asked.
“Yeah, we’ve been steady for about six months now,” he said.
“What’s she like?”
“blond, big titties. That’s what I like!”
Bingo.
Erik says: 
Petr 
Papi