Here’s a little change of pace.
Roland is a beefy 30-year-old from Ottawa, Canada. I loved his answer when he was asked about his sexuality. “I’m straight,” he said, but with that look on his face like there was more to follow.
“Yeah?”
“Well, I’ve had some experiences,” he said.
And then, without prompting: “In Canada it’s liberal with a lot of stuff. So I’ve had some fun up there.”
Oh yes, Canada…
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