RandyBlue: Topher DiMaggio

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Randy wrote:

Someone asked me what I wanted under my tree for Christmas this year and the first thing that popped into my head was Topher DiMaggio. My fantasy goes like this… I wake up late on Christmas morning (hey, it’s my fantasy and I get to sleep in). I walk into my living room and there, sitting under my brilliant white tree with all the colorful glass baubles is… Santa Claus. Now, I know what you’re thinking. But don’t worry, it’s coming.

So, Santa pulls out two scrolls of paper, one of them opens up and has only one sentence on it, which I can’t read. The other un-spools onto the floor, rolls across the living room and down the stairs where it disappears from sight. Santa looks at me with a gleam in his eye and says, “Randy Blue, one of these lists is your Naughty list and one is your Nice list. First, the Nice list…” I’m hoping he’ll hold up the long one but no such luck. He reads the one line on my Nice list, places his finger on the side of his big bulbous red nose and says, “It seems we have a situation here, Mister Blue.” I swallow hard wondering if Chris or Reese would mind getting a call from me on Christmas morning crying my eyes out. Santa pauses for just a moment then lets out a huge bellowing “HO HO HO!!!”, takes one look at the surprised look on my face and says, “This year, it seems that your Naughty list IS your Nice list! For all the erections you’ve inspired and loads you’ve launched, I’m happy to grant your wish.” He snaps his fingers and the big red sack that’s sitting quietly on the floor next to him suddenly comes to life. The top magically opens up and the gorgeous Topher DiMaggio rises up out of it, his arms and legs tied tightly with bright red ribbon. I quickly untie my sexy present and once he’s free he looks at the rolly-polly holiday legend and says, “Santa, you’re one kinky fuck!” Santa winks at me and replies, “hey, even I get to have a little fun on Christmas”.

I say my goodbyes as Santa hops onto his sleigh. And as he gets ready to head back to the North Pole I shout, “Next year, could you remember some lube?” and with a Ho Ho Ho he replies, “Don’t push it, Blue”. And since my holiday would not be complete unless I was able to share a hot guy with you, I call my own personal elves over and we do a full on shoot with Topher, just for you guys. So from Randy Blue to you, have a wonderful holiday!!!