StrokeThatDick: Nicola Hanssen

britguy says:

Uuum… why is fugly oaf named “Nicola”?

boyman says:

I hope this bitch named “britguy” looks like Brad Pitt…

Topher says:

The empty ballsack shots and moon face are usually indicative of steroid use. That’s a moot point though, since the guy is “fugly,” a word I learned here. Even if he is str8, that’s just not enough anymore to sell “great body but put a bag over his head,” in this economy. He could very likely be into “blondes with big tits.” But, this fugly probably gets more action from the Jake Cruise type johns who pick him up on his corner, than from the blonde bimbos he’s hot for.