MalePerfection.net: Kyle Bill

MalePerfection wrote:

Kyle Bill reminds me of some of my college buddies – the all American athletic jocks that skipped Friday afternoon classes so they could hit the gym before crashing frat parties and fucking sorority girls.

Although Kyle has certain metrosexual qualities about him – the shaved body and highlighted hair – he’s not afraid to get dirty, working as a maintenance guy at a ginormous apartment complex. Trust me, if Kyle worked at the complex where I went to college the faucets would mysteriously be springing leaks every day. He is the real-life version of what every porn maintenance fantasy was built upon.

He’s a wrester, too, and was looking for some quick cash to pay off his wife’s boob job, so I asked him to wrassle Ryan Mackton in the nude – no kissing, no sex, no hard ons, just good ol’ fashion Greek/Roman nude wrestling. Well, except that it would be on a bed in a loft. Thinking about it for a few days, he declined, saying that it would come across too homoerotic. Well, yeah, that’s kind of the point!

tyrone says:

March 15, 2009 at 1:16 pm

note exactly perfection but certainly nothing wrong with him

tommy says:

March 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm

He looks tired with big blue rings under his eyes‚ this is not good :(

Me says:

March 15, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Big rings around the eyes and no pubes. Hardly perfection. When he gets some sleep (or stopped doing whatever drugs he’s on) and let his man hair grow back out, then maybe he’ll be worth looking at.

daniel says:

March 15, 2009 at 3:57 pm

while all you guys are waiting for him to get rest and grow pubes, i’d be happy to work with him :-)

windy says:

March 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm

He’d be more attractive if he’d let his pubes grow, but I’d give him a tumble while we’re waiting…..heheheheh

Yancey says:

March 15, 2009 at 6:18 pm

He looks so sad.

Iamhardar says:

March 15, 2009 at 8:54 pm

Love the no pubes thing… but bro, a guys got to have armpit hair…

Jim says:

March 15, 2009 at 11:24 pm

A shaved crotch and underarms is NOT hot.

Neo Geo says:

March 16, 2009 at 12:42 am

Surprisingly not hot.

chad says:

March 16, 2009 at 12:59 am

A grown man w/o pubic hair looks ridiculous.

David says:

March 16, 2009 at 4:04 am

At first I thought this was the same Kyle-B that took Matt Hughes whopper in his mouth and up the booty (and we’re talking about all 12 inches)on another site. But it’s not him. This Kyle although his butt is bigger I don’t think he could handle it….but you’ll never know with some of these “so-called str8 dudes”….LOL

Edward says:

March 16, 2009 at 9:00 am

Good body and a nice face but the rings under his eyes are disconcerting. As for the shaving: I don’t really like it but it looks particularly strange because his pubic hair is gone but he still has hair on is legs around his balls. If he’s going to shave himself hairless he ought to do it from top to bottom.

Cheers to the first “straight guy” blurb that actually sounds real and makes sense but what kind of a name is Kyle Bill?

NTonic says:

March 16, 2009 at 9:34 am

Doesn’t he look like “Coby” from Sean Cody?

custard says:

March 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm

Yes, Kyle is clearly Coby from SC. Inevitably a little older, and a new haircut.

I would kneel down before him and offer worship. He has such a beautiful body.

Be great if he would suck some peen or lift those powerful, shapely legs one of these days.

HUMANOID says:

March 19, 2009 at 4:26 am

perfect men should have dark, thick, amazonian pubic hairs to floss their partners’ teeth!!!! and they should be willing to get plowed senseless in the ass too!!!

travis says:

March 27, 2009 at 8:49 pm

his eyes look bad

PHIL says:

April 28, 2009 at 5:12 pm

REALLY HOT! DON’T CARE ABOUT THE RINGS AROUND THE EYES OR LACK OF PUBES…FEW BODIES THIS BEAUTIFUL…AND WHAT A FACE…SHEER PERFECTION. LOVE THE EYES, TOO.

MalePerfection.net: Kyle Bill

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