ChaosMen: Kale

Chaosmen wrote:

I sure seem to be on a roll for the tall skinny gay boys!

I know a lot of the audience think these guys can’t possibly be straight, but they are, and I realized I just had too many. So I have been working on finding some gay guys to show them the ropes, do some of the oral scenes, and generally have a few more “ringers” on the team.

So meet Kale. He’s a bit lean and tall so not sure who to put him with, but I do have some tall boys in mind to mix him with.

Enjoy!

Edward says:

June 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm

It takes a lot of arrogance to get a tattoo like this and this guy does not warrant it. Face is kind of cute with a nice stare but he is too skinny with bony shoulders; looks better dressed.

Sophomore says:

June 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Kale pales…

Howard Beale says:

June 8, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Considering this site, his ass should read “infested”.

phunky says:

June 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm

I love tats, but you’d have to be pretty dumb to get a tat like that on your ass. Considering that’s where your shit comes from, it’s pretty lame.

Nate says:

June 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm

Why get a big lie inked on your ass?

Blackwatch says:

June 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm

Did you guys ever consider the tattoo being a joke, maybe he’s got a playful sense of humor. I like him, tall skinny guys have always turned my gears

Riley says:

June 8, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Took words right out of my mouth Blackwatch. He’s so DAMN DOABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

LEX says:

June 8, 2009 at 5:57 pm

lame shit every update

Brandon 88 says:

June 8, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Sadly, nowhere near the shit at all, unless you count the fact that the truly dumb tattoo is near his anus.

Bob says:

June 8, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Gayface, yuck…

evan says:

June 8, 2009 at 8:42 pm

hell to the yea — i will take him, all of him, especially his stomach and cock

LEX says:

June 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm

1-800-feed the children

mitch says:

June 8, 2009 at 9:34 pm

LAST!….I mean NEVER.

M says:

June 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm

“Sorry to waste your time”

MM says:

June 8, 2009 at 10:00 pm

hey he’s kinda cute.we can hold hands,kiss,cuddle and let me at that sweet ass.I’ll show you where the shit is-
(on my dick-lol).

Cyrano says:

June 8, 2009 at 11:10 pm

KALE? Who’s gonna be next — Turnip?

LA Clergy says:

June 8, 2009 at 11:17 pm

I like Kale. He is my type for sure. The description was pretty descent this time around. Whether he is striahgt or gay I rather gay guys as we know that he will enjoy the sex. Straight guys are always nervous to every move we make in sex. I will take a gay guy over any striahgt guy at any day.

Nick says:

June 9, 2009 at 12:45 am

I think he’s REALLY cute tatoo notwithstanding, and he has a nice cock on him. But I will say if he bulked up (not saying he should) he’d be hot.

Yancey says:

June 9, 2009 at 2:15 am

Oh, Lord. A skinny boy with a huge ego. No, thanks.

mountii says:

June 9, 2009 at 2:18 am

The answer to the tatoo is YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT!

ohso says:

June 9, 2009 at 6:30 am

Chaosmen’s tailspin continues. I don’t know what Bryan’s recruiting strategy is, but he’s been reeling in bottom of the barrel strung out street hustler types for the last couple of months. I’m sorry, you don’t charge premium rates for this.

ThomT says:

June 9, 2009 at 8:16 am

stupid tattoo – should read “I’m an idiot”

CM said in the last update that the budget was tight, well low rent boys like this certainly prove that point

Josh says:

June 9, 2009 at 9:30 am

Love the comments, guys. They’re the reason I visit this site.

rlyan says:

June 9, 2009 at 11:09 am

I don’t mind these guys who self-identify as “straight” – but once I’ve seen them with a dick down their throat or up their ass I begin to question both their honesty and their definition of the word “straight” – curious maybe, bi maybe, straight – I don’t think so!

Josh says:

June 9, 2009 at 11:29 am

really dumb tattoo…should read…”i like my shit packed”

Fenzi says:

June 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Checche acidelle… Ha una cappezzola tutta da leccare…ummumm

Josh says:

June 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm

CM is scraping at the bottom of the barrel again I see.

Please leave these boys at the trailer park where they belong.

Luka says:

June 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm

these porn star names are getting more ridiculous by the day…. they named him after a vegetable? btw, that tattoo is stupid as hell

HUMANOID says:

June 11, 2009 at 5:26 am

kinda weird these days when porn actors are kinda skinny but their cheeks are kinda reddish plumply cherubic… was it cosmetic surgery thing that surgeons stuff something inside their faces???? it’s ugly….