SeanCody: Noah

Sean wrote:

Noah is a sweet, quiet guy who also has an aggressive side. He’s been training in martial arts for years, mostly Jiu-Jitsu and kick boxing.

He’s 21, 6’3″, and straight.

“I’m totally into girls who are aggressive in bed,” he told us. “The wilder the better.”

True story: After doing this video, Noah agreed to get fucked by another guy.

I love hot nerd/jock boys, so I was excited as shit!

We hooked him up first with a big-dicked boy (I can’t say who), and that was WAY too much for him.

Then we got him with a medium-sized guy and that was still too much.

Undeterred, we put him with a small guy and it was a no-go.

His ass was JUST TOO TIGHT. Seriously, I’ve never seen an ass that tight before! I’m wondering how he even does number 2!

Anyway, maybe we’ll be able to get him to fuck another guy. Fingers crossed!

greg says:

August 13, 2009 at 12:30 am

This guy could fuck someone with just his ears.

rad says:

August 13, 2009 at 12:40 am

If this guy agreed to get fucked by a guy, then that pretty much invalidates the whole “totally straight” bit. It also puts into perspective why he likes girls who are “aggressive” in bed. LOL! Please.

This fool is a big ol’ bottom gay guy.

MJ says:

August 13, 2009 at 1:00 am

huge ears…
the story reminds me of a story called goldilocks…lol

joespartan says:

August 13, 2009 at 1:01 am

I would expect more down under for being 6’3.
His profile looks like Harry Connick Jr.

Anthony Johannes says:

August 13, 2009 at 1:07 am

His cock is small, but he is sexy

ben says:

August 13, 2009 at 1:12 am

ummmmm this guy is not up to sean cody standards. sorry. hes a brownbagger.

Q says:

August 13, 2009 at 1:20 am

butterface

derrick says:

August 13, 2009 at 1:36 am

shame he missed the casting call for pixies in lord of the rings he would have been a natural and been able to keep his small pixie dick in his middle earth pants

oh boy says:

August 13, 2009 at 2:58 am

Its good to see an array of naturally haired guys popping up on Sean Cody lately, nott he best looking guys, but fantastic bodies and great natural fuzz, love the unshaven style!

britguy says:

August 13, 2009 at 3:18 am

Sean Cody has clearly never heard of poppers. Tight my backfoot. Plus anyway the man looks like an extra out of LOTR.

ton says:

August 13, 2009 at 3:19 am

terrible update from SC

Ted says:

August 13, 2009 at 3:57 am

LOL! This guy! Sexy like a horse! He kind of reminds me of a grown up Alfalfa. I wish all the best for this person but a porn star should be more than just a fit person.

Established One says:

August 13, 2009 at 4:01 am

Yeah, big ears, small dick. Go figure! I’m willing to say that this nameless person he hooked up with was probably either Doug, Matt, Fuller, Jake, Kurt or Rylan since Harley has now departed.

Guy says:

August 13, 2009 at 4:27 am

GOSH! It’s not even a handful. He has a certain cuteness and sexiness, but definately does not have a porn star dick.

zeke says:

August 13, 2009 at 4:59 am

great bod, small cock, come on, his hole can’t be THAT tigh, or the tops weren’t hard enough!

peter piper says:

August 13, 2009 at 6:33 am

guess im alone then, i thought he was pretty gorgeous.

MM says:

August 13, 2009 at 7:13 am

he’s cute,except for the nose.i love his ears and nothings wrong with small dicks.want to see him top.me.

Mark says:

August 13, 2009 at 7:28 am

Ummm, Sean Cody? WORST. FAKE. BIO. EVER. Really? Some bullshit Goldicocks story about him trying to find a cock to stick up his ass that is just right? PLEASE. Straigth or gay, your asshole stretches. Just because he is “straight” doesn’t mean that his asshole will just be too small for a cock to fit in.

Fucksake! Sean Cody is losing it with these crap bios. Shame too, because it draws away from the fact that I think this guy is hot!

Kyle says:

August 13, 2009 at 8:04 am

Not interested.

Kyle Ryan says:

August 13, 2009 at 8:19 am

Nice body, but can’t get past the strange face. And, of course, he’s straight. Ha ha ha. Poor, sad, homophobic Sean Cody.

Guy says:

August 13, 2009 at 9:32 am

This guy is kind of growing on me (unfortunately his dick isn’t). He has lovely balls and very nice eyes. I’d probably do him.

pubert says:

August 13, 2009 at 9:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is the first time I’ve ever laughed out loud at an update.

I feel like throwing him a piece of cheese and watching him nibble away at it.

Robert says:

August 13, 2009 at 10:19 am

Great bod, nice smile,engaging look. Like the cock. Looks like a nice guy. I’d give him a try.

Tim says:

August 13, 2009 at 10:31 am

Noah is hot. Hate the lame nude work-out photos, though. Stupid photos of a cool, good-looking guy.

Prancer says:

August 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

Another pale white guy of course. Anywayz, I’m not feeling him which means he most def will be back..that’s how things tend to work at SC.

Btw, I would bet money that when he finally does get fuck it will be said he all the sudden became comfortable and relaxed and we’ll see him taking dick like a pro..paleeeaze.

jj9stud says:

August 13, 2009 at 11:13 am

Well, if he has tried to take the above number of weiner’s up his bum, then why doesn’t Sean Cody do an update of this site so we can judge for ourselves! I know that Kurt tried to fuck him….and that Matt guy but the small dick? Who has a small dick that is in Sean Cody updates? Can’t say that I remember any…maybe it was that kid that loved his mom and was into cooking school…can’t remember his name though…had those treetrunk thighs!

Blah! says:

August 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm

I’m with pubert. I literally did a double take when I saw this update, for all the wrong reasons of course. This is a total dud from SC. The whole getting fucked story is just a way of saying that he’ll be getting fucked on Sean Cody very soon. I thought updates were supposed to make people WANT to spend money. This just makes me want to invest in paper bags for the guy.

Blah! says:

August 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm

And BTW, since when is mentioning taking a “number 2” in any way enticing? WOW! This is actually stunning. Even the most popular sites have bad updates apparently.

stephenclearh20 says:

August 13, 2009 at 4:17 pm

I could not scroll down to the end fast enough hoping it would get better. It did not. Maybe I am old fashioned, but I think they should first be handsome and he is not.
From the first picture, I thought this guy was gay as the rest of you and was surprised to read the “bio”

Dougal says:

August 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Give the man a break you guys. I bet these photos don’t do him full justice, and you’d find him a total hunk in person. I like him, think he’s hot.

ben says:

August 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Think he’s got a bit of Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto going on. Interesting face, more interesting than alot of these guys. Love the body. Nice cock. Like it better than the 9 incher this morning over at Corbin Fisher hetero which seemed way out of proportion to the kid attached to it.

bo says:

August 13, 2009 at 6:46 pm

the only thing grosser than this guy is the thought of this guy going number 2. thanks for that sean cody *pukes*

dan says:

August 13, 2009 at 7:45 pm

This guy is 6’3″ with a substantial muscled body, his dick is probably average but looks small on him. The funny thing is they say he’s straight and loves aggressive girls but he says he loves jock/nerd boys. When was the last time you heard a straight boy say something like that?

NickyName says:

August 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm

What was Sean Cody thinking??? FUGLY!!!

mountii says:

August 13, 2009 at 11:44 pm

to dan

he didn’t say he likes nerd/jockboys it was Sean Cody

atlatl says:

August 14, 2009 at 9:59 am

this guy is just not cute at all. is Sean Cody running out of guys?!?!?!?!?

gradearice says:

August 15, 2009 at 10:22 am

it’s frodo, but taller.

touch says:

August 15, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Really cute. Not typical porn. A nice change. Great balls, darling dick – want to see if i can fit all into my mouth. Then go to work on an ear or two.

SeanCody: Noah

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