Butter Loads!: A Pound of Meat

ButterLoads wrote:

So this week Ryan paid me a visit. We’ve had some beefy, jock types before but not like this guy. He was all american man meat. He was built like a linebacker. There was nothing overtly gay about this guy. He said he liked women and I believe him. He was even sporting a wedding ring! But I appreciate a challenge. I have to say for a manly man he kind of turned into a bitch while he was getting dicked-down.

ei8htinches says:

September 16, 2010 at 11:54 am

porndog says:

September 16, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Another fake premise website that’s supposed to get “new” str8 guys who wanna be in porn their first break by bottoming. From what I’ve seen, these are well-known porn stars who have all bottomed before. That said, I have always loved Ryan and would watch him anywhere.

baz says:

September 16, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Amen, porndog. I know I should have probably tired of seeing Ryan, but he is a bottom extraordinaire. He can go sit next to Kurt Wild in the Bottom Hall of Fame, “straightness” be damned.

limn says:

September 16, 2010 at 12:49 pm

I don’t think this P.O.V thing where you don’t see the other person is going to be a hit with the gay folks. It’s probably popular with str8 porn but I don’t see the appeal at all. If the anonymous guy has a hot body or nice cock I’m going to want to see his face too.

porndog says:

September 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm

Agreed, Limn. More often than not, there’s a troll attached to that anonymous dick. At least the “hand” doesn’t appear to be pudgy and leathery with age-spots.

1americaninkorea says:

September 16, 2010 at 8:27 pm

Totally agree. The reason why POV is popular with straight porn is that the average straight guy watching porn is imagining himself AS the guy fucking the girl, so POV is perfect. The porn is focused solely on the girl’s reaction.
You can’t really translate that to gay porn because some guys are more bottoms, or like to see the WHOLE scene going down so they can imagine themselves in the *middle* of it, rather than focusing on only one of the performers.
Also- I agree with all the comments about these sites that promise “REAL LIVE STRAIGHT GUYS” like it’s some Nature Exhibit in a museum somewhere, and then they hire dudes who’ve been getting slamfucked from Sheboygan to Schenectady… It’s insulting.

Orion Hunter says:

September 16, 2010 at 8:42 pm

*snorts and guffaws uncontrollably at “…like it’s some Nature Exhibit in a museum somewhere, and then they hire dudes who’ve been getting slamfucked from Sheboygan to Schenectady…”*

Somebody should try a hand at comedy writing. Fucking genius.

Orion Hunter says:

September 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm

The author of this write-up is trying waaaaaaaayyyy too hard! Almost every line was either unintended comedy or asinine cliché.

Ryan looks mighty appetizing though.

Anton says:

September 16, 2010 at 1:28 pm

Sorry. After reading that over-the-top diva meltdown that Ms. Ryan had on that one blog where one questioned his sexuality (“GAY?! NOOOOO! Who woulda thunk it?!”), that paints him in a whole different light. He’s a little on the psycho side with self-esteem issues…despite being very attractive. He’s far too convincing as a bottom to be a straight guy who’s doing gay porn to make money.

Shame. He has a lot going for him as a porn performer. Sometimes I wish porn performers not respond to comments on blogs (regardless how catty the comments are about them) and remain mysterious–like the majority of SeanCody’s performers. The moment they open their mouths and reveal their TRUE personalities it hinders their porn persona.

Ryder25 says:

September 16, 2010 at 2:58 pm

I haven’t seen the blog in question, but it sounds pretty sad. I don’t know anything about this guy Ryan’s personal life, but I imagine doing porn is a rough line of work, especially if he is straight and having to get fucked up the ass to pay his rent.

My problem with sites like butterloads, hazehim and baitbus is that they insult our intelligence by trying to pass off well-known gay porn stars as average straight dudes off the street. I stopped subscribing to hazehim because it pissed me off every time I logged on and saw that banner reading ‘real authentic college tapes sent in from real straight frats’— and the video was loaded with gay porn stars.

Delian07 says:

September 16, 2010 at 2:09 pm

Isn’t the “anonymous” guy here Rusty Stevens? I’m pretty sure he’s the guy behind the camera, giving us his POV. I hope they don’t use him exclusively, as that would get boring fast, especially if we never really get to see his face.

LikeWhoa! says:

September 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Looks like it. You can almost see his lipstick kiss tattoos.

Ryder25 says:

September 16, 2010 at 2:11 pm

Oh brother. An anonymous top? What will these idiots think of next? So stupid.

Lucas says:

September 16, 2010 at 5:42 pm

That ass picture was enlightening. ;)

Daniel says:

September 16, 2010 at 7:36 pm

Oh it’s Ryan.

Established One says:

September 16, 2010 at 8:02 pm

Unimpressive.

elmtree says:

September 16, 2010 at 9:29 pm

It is true Ryan has a flawlessly beautiful ass that’s made for fucking. I’d gladly take my turn. However he looks some what desperate here. I miss his Corbin Fisher days…

scottnyer says:

September 17, 2010 at 2:30 pm

i’ll say this much about Ryan. He STILL has a great physique. He must work really hard at maintaining that.

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