ChaosMen: Dennis

ChaosMen wrote:

Dennis is a local guy who just needed some quick cash. I was kind of fascinated with his surfer dude hair and blond pubes.

He has a buddy who worked for one of the other gay sites and then all their friends found out, and there was drama (you guys really need to help keep these guys on the Down Low, ‘cuz we lose more models from the “audience” saying something to their friends and family)

So he for sure isn’t coming back, despite the fact the guy was hard the entire shoot. He was generally nervous but waaay turned on to be stroking it on camera.

He delivers a nice creamy load. It’s a quick solo as he got down to business and rubbed one off for us!

Watch Dennis at ChaosMen.com

Daniel says:

January 24, 2011 at 7:16 am

Out of shape and a tiny cock. NOT a pornstar.

kewl0420 says:

January 24, 2011 at 10:15 am

I agree completely, but being a sucker for blonds, I thought I saw a slight resemblance to a young Jack Wrangler. . . . did anyone else?

Justaguy says:

January 24, 2011 at 10:41 pm

Waybig,

A place for the same 5 bitchy queens to do just one thing: bitch bitch bitch. This one’s dick isn’t huge, this one has dumb tattos, this one isn’t perfect. Must be easy and fulfilling to sit behind a computer screen and try to convince others why a model isn’t hot. Same. 5. Queens. Pat yourselves on the backs, vapors, for a job well done. Every. Post.

Trepakprince says:

January 24, 2011 at 7:49 am

A few months with an ab rocket and he could be an ok bottom…

elmtree says:

January 24, 2011 at 7:52 am

Not hideous but, as Daniel noted, not porn star material at all. Kind of a waste of an update especially if we know he’s not coming back.

ChicagoBoyRN says:

January 24, 2011 at 7:56 am

Looks dirty to me.

Mike says:

January 24, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Yep, definitely looks unclean.

LA Clergy says:

January 24, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Yeah, weird but he does look dirty. I can’t say why but he looks unclean.

PauloD says:

January 24, 2011 at 8:16 am

CM’s guys look like born barebackers. Slightly fresher (just slightly) Treasure Island models.

pubert says:

January 24, 2011 at 10:04 am

Someone people on this blog can honestly call fat.

Fat, ugly, greasy, average cock. Good gawd. Gay porn really is crap these days.

Chuliaka says:

January 24, 2011 at 10:36 am

Ugly for sure.

porndog says:

January 24, 2011 at 11:29 am

Looks much better in clothes where you can’t see the pasty skin and pudgy frame. I thought most lanky body types were slim. Oh well. I am a fan of [natural] blond men, since we don’t see them very often on these sites [or media], but even that can’t overcome obvious deficiencies.

Jonny Marzetti says:

January 25, 2011 at 12:42 am

As I looked through the pictorial, I thought it curious that the clothed shot on the bed was the one that I found kind of interesting.

Jonny Marzetti says:

January 25, 2011 at 12:43 am

Meant to add that I’m partial to blonds as well. Natural is best, but it doesn’t have to be.

Alex S says:

January 24, 2011 at 11:52 am

If he’s not coming back than why post it? What a waste of an update plus, he looks strung out.

Ryder25 says:

January 24, 2011 at 12:39 pm

Not hot at all. Yuck. What a waste of an update. It pisses me off when Bryan does this kind of shit.

Bradster says:

January 24, 2011 at 3:44 pm

He had so much potential in that first picture, then the rest were a total letdown.

Bryan needs to stop doing recruitment at trailer parks. I know it’s like shooting fish in a barrel…but then you end up with this…

avidmale says:

January 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm

Do trailer park guys have really small dicks?

Grey says:

January 24, 2011 at 5:14 pm

he is nothing comparing to the other guys……..why is he even here?!!!!

jag2power says:

January 24, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Porn guys to the gym, please. Porn guys to the gym, please. Come on, you can’t just throw anything at us. I’m sorry, but as w/any business know your craft and work it!

ei8htinches says:

January 24, 2011 at 6:42 pm

definitely not..

Auggy says:

January 24, 2011 at 6:51 pm

No thank you, Bryan. :)

LA Clergy says:

January 24, 2011 at 8:13 pm

He has the body of a 50 years old man. The beer gut is such a turn off. No muscles whatsoever. Great face but the rest is downright awful. His cock is too small for porn. As a bottom his ass needs major work.

Send him tot he gym for 6 months and then let’s check it out as a bottom.

Established One says:

January 24, 2011 at 8:37 pm

No. It’s a No for me!

retrophysical says:

January 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm

I will pass.

fresero_abre_culos says:

January 25, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Normal guy, average at best! The most telling thing about him is that he shows just how many racists belong to this blog, had he not been a blond, the racist bitchin would of started long ago!

Ike says:

January 26, 2011 at 6:52 pm

You’re kidding, right?

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