ChaosMen: Giovani (Solo)

Giovani (Solo) at ChaosMen

Giovani (Solo) at ChaosMen

Giovani (Solo) at ChaosMen

Giovani (Solo) at ChaosMen

Giovani (Solo) at ChaosMen

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ChaosMen wrote:

Giovani is half Italian/Mexican, so we went with the one n Mexican spelling of his stage name.

On the stage is where this dude excels. He is a stripper (as evidenced by a total lack of pubes) at one of the local gay bars, and I think his audience kept telling him he should be doing porn. Thank you audience!

He is heavily tatted up, and has that whole Jersey Shore grooming thing going on.

He is VERY sexy and moves with flair and style.

Giovani says he jacks-off sometimes a dozen times a day and I believe it. A very sexual guy and he knows his body very well. Awesome job at putting on a show for us!

As he stepped out of the studio, he said there was no way he was doing any gay work, but I will keep at him. He is making good money dancing, so my guess is he will have enough income to keep himself above water without having to push his limits.

Somehow though, I think this guy would enjoy having his limits pushed. He just doesn’t know it yet!

Watch Giovani’s Video Clip | Visit ChaosMen.com

clusterfuck says:

Over-tweezed, over-tattooed and definitely not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but he’s worth a try if he sucks cock and gives up that ass.

clusterfuck says:

If he sucks cock and opens up his asshole I could forgive him for the eyebrows and tattoos.

Grant Urwish says:

From the looks of that ass he has done plenty of gay work. That said, I think he looks great. Another keeper to take home and play with.

Sushi says:

He’s got a lot of negatives (eyebrows, SO MANY large tats, no pubes), but I’d still like to see a giant dick rammed up that ass of his. He’d at least lose that cheesy smile. ;)

GAZZAQ says:

He’ll be back very fit …

Nick Minaj says:

“He said there is no way he is doing any gay work”…really..? At a gay site haha? Get the fuck out of here. Why even waste our damn time, he’s not even hot. It’s mind blowing how GAY porn has come to the point where these so called straight guys can not only say, I’m not doing any gay sex, but that the damn sites will post it in the write-up like those dumb ass statements are supposed to appeal to us. Idk, maybe for many it does..I’m still shaking my damn head.

thach says:

Turn offs: 1. shaved pubes including ass, 2. unnatural-looking eyebrows, 3. unsymmetrical tats. Three strikes and you’re out!

bananahead05 says:

Guido-saurus rex. Not my type.

Delian07 says:

What exactly is supposed to be appealing about this guy? All I see at first glance are ugly tattoos, overworked/shiny eyebrows, no pubes, and a terrible hairstyle. From the write-up he sounds like a total douche. So again, what is supposed to attract me to this?

In search of an answer, I forced myself to look back through all of the pics and study each one. I was surprised to find that if you get rid of all the things I mentioned above (and lower the intensity of his smile), he’s actually pretty cute. Not my cup of tea, but I can see how some might like him. Still, I can’t see him making that much money as a stripper, not with that body. (The erotic dancers I’ve performed with are all much more toned and proportioned.)

AaronJL says:

>> Giovani says he jacks-off sometimes a dozen times a day

Yeah. On my best day as a teenager I was good for 4. He ain’t no teenager and he has to beat off so much because he’s rude and crude. Pass.

elmtree says:

From the looks of the tiny drop of cum on his stomach, I take it this j/o for Chaos was his 10th of the day.

I too was totally turned off by the write up and his overall Jersey Shore look. Next…

Fazz says:

Send him back to the Jersey Shore / The Gotties set. *sigh*
Painful to look at.

Res1 says:

He looks a mess and don’t get me started on the right up. Paully D fail.

PornJock says:

He’d make a pretty drag queen. The guidettes can have him!

beirut says:

stripper at a gay bar? Looks like a drag show stripper… most probably it… those are drag eyebrows.. just picture them with a gradient of colors on the eye lid… yea..

Sushi says:

Ha, ha, ha…I thought the same thing! No guy does that to himself unless he is a lady at night!

porndog says:

Hmmm. Where to start. Well, I’ll begin with what I don’t like. The Jersey Shore hair, the eyebrows, and the shaved pubes.

Aside from that, he’s attractive with a very nice body. I can’t wait to see this kid in action to see what he can do. My only question is will he return? I’ll save my excitement till then.

jjj says:

Very hot!!! However, his eyebrows are way too perfect. You’re a guy, have some real eyebrows, they’re way too thin. The hair is very Guido, but I like it! And not too into the shaved pines but overall nice cock!

clusterfuck says:

If he sucks my cock and opens up his hole, maybe I’ll find it in my heart to forgive him for his hair, eyebrows and tats.

limn says:

A guido with dragbrows?
What a great concept!…..NOT!

fresero_abre_culos says:

His face is that of a repulsive guido stereotype trash jersey shore wanna be reject! BARF! His body is ruined by that stupid ink job!

Riley says:

HOT IMO opinion, but besides that I don’t see why Brian *the owner of CM* is wasting our time with Giovani HELL if he don’t wanna come back Gon’ back to the Gay Strip clubs or where ever you make your income *some* of us won’t miss you Giovani.

Brian NEEDS to be SPENDING the BIG-BUCKS TRYING to get ERIC S. & CARSTEN back SERIOUSLY 2 HOT as ALL GET OUT GUYS RIGHT THERE

Honestly I would not mind if I ever saw Giovani again until he works on his attitude. I CAN’T STAND when some MEN come off as if they are GODS GIFT to the GAY COMMUNITY.

I wish we could write Brian and tell him NO THANK YOU PLEASE LEAVE HIM IN THE CLUBS.

Like I said before Giovani Still HOT IMO he just needs to work on that Attitude among other things. And NOT ALL GAY MEN like SHAVED PUBES *I’M ONE OF THEM* So that is another – against an otherwise HOT GUY

brad323 says:

Total train wreck. Why not just call him ‘Guido’ cause that what he is. A total Jersey Shore wannabe. Bad hair, tranny brows, hideous tattoos, shaved pubes. It’s like he did everything he possibly could to make sure he isn’t sexy. Yuck.

Auggy says:

There are so many things that a wrong about this guy and this update.

VegasRich says:

Was I the only one relieved when reading that he won’t come back? I won’t rag on the model but I really don’t need this one to return. Now Bryan can concentrate on the Vander, Taylor, Valentino trio I’m waiting for.

Czar says:

He looks ridiculous.
Very plastic, tweezed and gelled.

His isn’t an attractive look at all.

twinkemopunk808 says:

jersey shore gone gay- no thanks.. the bitch tits arent doin him any favors either! The only thing to like is his cock.

Ashtom says:

ugly face – check
tats – check
average dick – check
NEXT!

muffintop says:

Nothing above the neck is working and there are problems below the neck as well. It’s too bad because CM has been on a roll lately with the hottest guys overall for solos. Of the last 7 guys before this I would say 4 are HOT, 1 is hot, and the other 2 are at least okay.

Jorge says:

What the heck!? No pubes or eyebrows?! This guy just needs to go somewhere else with that….

Mike says:

This guy gives me the willies.

Neo_ says:

Guido Spinelli

hollydick says:

dick and ass : YES
the rest no ………….

Ricardo27 says:

The last pic.. eww! He looks like Pauly D.

Daniel says:

He and America would have the most beautiful babies together.

Ike says:

He needs about two more inches of dick to make up for those horrific woman eyebrows.

Tom says:

OMG … I hate to say that and I know that it is bitchy but according to my taste he is the incarnation of a minger… those eyebrows are just ghastly.

Skater22 says:

Yuck. This guy is ugly and he thinks going jersey shore will improve his looks?? He really looks girly with that hairdo. Dont attempt guido unless you REALLY can pull it off. This guy is terrible. One of the worst guys to be on chaosmen. I hope he doesn’t come back. My kok will shrivel back in if he comes back. Pass!!!!