ChaosMen: Lars (Solo)

Lars is a big beefy country boy with city boy style! I do mean big! At about 6 feet and 200 pounds the dude has got some presence! Big arms, big quads, meaty ass, meaty uncut cock! Geez!

I think his cock is uncut. It kinda has that half cut look to it, but he does roll his foreskin up and down over his head, so I think it counts as uncut.

Lars likes pretty much any type of girl. Any race or size, but right now he is focusing on lean and fit girls. It was very easy to find a video he liked. The first thing I put on, and he was all set to go!

His favorite thing to do with a girl is to eat them out. I haven’t heard that one in a while, and nothing says “Straight Guy” like one who enjoys his face planted in a hooha!

Probably the most notable thing about Lars, other than his blonde good looks, is his ability to shoot tons of cum five to six feet into the air. He warned me he could give himself a facial, but I had no idea it would be like a volcano that would rain back down on him and the couch!

It is an astounding to see and it will surely go down as one of the best ChaosMen solo cum shots!

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moondoggy says:

August 27, 2012 at 10:25 am

Oh my. That works coming and going. A few will probably claim that he has a small dick, but I think it’s just the angles. He’s hot either way. I do wish they could find a guy like this with a huge dick, though. Vander is basically the only superhung one there, and for a porn studio, that’s not great. But they seem to be improving.

Beetlejuice says:

August 27, 2012 at 11:42 am

I’m more interested in what the dick’s attached to, rather than the dick itself.

landreau says:

August 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm

Amen Beetlejuice. A dick is a dick is a dick. Actually, I prefer average size — becuase they just go better with most men. Donkey dicks look freakish to me — absolute turnoff. I’d rather a guy was too small than too big.

dio says:

August 27, 2012 at 10:30 am

facially he reminds me of James Huntsman, everything else he’s like Carter Jacobs sans all the jarring ink. This guy would be 10x hotter if his hair was on point… I’m not here for that ‘slim shady’ mess.

moondoggy says:

August 27, 2012 at 10:57 am

Carter’s a good call. I was thinking Nash at first (face/hair/complexion), and Tobin for the body. Let’s let them all fuck and breed each other to see which baby looks the most like Lars.

landreau says:

August 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm

The hair is bad. I think some guys just try to hard — when it would be better just to have an everyday style.

elmtree says:

August 27, 2012 at 10:41 am

Big, beefy, cute smile and a big shooter! He’s not perfect but he’s definitely a hit for this studio.

Beetlejuice says:

August 27, 2012 at 11:43 am

“but he’s definitely a hit for this studio.”

Nice backhanded compliment. This guy is hotter than the newest guys at Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher.

samson says:

August 27, 2012 at 10:42 am

He’ll do.

wingfield says:

August 27, 2012 at 11:37 am

I think he’s hot! That last ass shot is hot too. Dunno if that description is to say he won’t be back or to make us think he’s “too straight” to do more, but I certainly wouldn’t mind him ass up in another scene.

Cubankid says:

August 27, 2012 at 11:50 am

I guess but then again I really don’t care because I’m not a subscriber to this site anyways.

jinger says:

August 27, 2012 at 11:57 am

Mmm I like that ass. Approved.

Sushi says:

August 27, 2012 at 2:50 pm

With that uncut dick, (and that fake name)….he’s more like a European or Eastern European to me. He’s got that dumb Russian look.

Yeah, that face is meh, but if that ass ever gets tapped, I would certainly be interested.

Jay says:

August 27, 2012 at 3:27 pm

” He’s got that dumb Russian look. ”

wth, awful.

Anyhow… he should relax with the back and shoulder work in the gym and focus on his chest some.

Mike says:

August 27, 2012 at 4:29 pm

I’m not seeing much, but I also would be interested to see him bottom…for Vander.

Of course, that would be after a serviced vid and an edge vid and by that time I will have lost interest.

Sushi says:

August 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm

OK, well maybe a dumb jock look….but with Eastern Euro overtones. Definitely looks like he spends more time hitting the gym than hitting the books. ;)

Frederick uncut says:

August 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm

This guy has been subjected to a circumcision, it’s noticeable on the underside of the penis

Dumbledore says:

August 27, 2012 at 7:46 pm

I have seen the video. He is definitely American, sounds to me like he has a southern drawl. He has a tattoo of a longhorn on his butt, so I’m thinking Texas? Of course, his ancestory could still be eastern European. I’m guessing Brian thought he looked Scandanavian, since he named him Lars. You may be right about not hitting the books. After listening to his interview I think he spends too much time masturbating to do any reading.

TrixM92 says:

August 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

LOL @ “hooha”
Anyways , nice and beefy but if he’s too straight to do anything with a dude then he can go back to his farm.

I would totally plough his ass and harvest a load outta him though ;)

landreau says:

August 27, 2012 at 4:49 pm

I’m not expert, but that ass looks like it’s seem some action. Of course, a lot of exclusive tops have that same kind of hole — they just won’t bottom when there is an audience — lame.

TrixM92 says:

August 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm

Agreed. I’ve hooked up with guys who said they’ve never been fucked before but their holes seemed to be very accustomed to intruders that’s for sure.
Also SC’s Brandon’s hole looks like its been tampered with .
And Zeb Atlas ? His hole looks like it was fisted by King Kong!
But they’re all “tops”. Whatevs .

Orion Hunter says:

August 27, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Don’t know why really, but that second pic (and a couple of others) reminded me of a thicker Channing Tatum (I think it’s the eyes and mouth). So that makes Lars an automatic “yes” for me.