SeanCody: Ari

doʇǝsɹoɥǝuıu says:

Ok Jonny: so it looks like I have to clear up a few things so that you don’t come off as being too ignorant, but it may too late at this point. Anyway, when you start to put words in my mouth and misinterpret what I actually DID say, and then go way off somewhere else; then I need to go back and explain my words so that you do understand what I am saying. Because as you’ve admitted you don’t understand. Therefore, how can you expect yourself to take an objective point of view about something??

1. I dont keep honing in on you & ASS HAIR. I made a sarcastic remark-“good one” and I referenced the movie & the character Powder (who’s hairless in the movie) and God’s complaint department (like one really exists-yeah ok)
2. “Oh, you with your big words, and your, and your small difficult words.” – an irrelevant quote by Peter Griffin from Family Guy (Google it if you need to understand it in context. But remember it’s Family Guy)
3. I don’t anything about denigrating the bodies of the posters, or whatever the fuck you’re talking about: But there is this little story:
“There was a young lad name of Durcan
Who was always jerkin’ his gherkin.
His father said, “Durcan!
Stop jerkin’ your gherkin!
Your gherkin’s for ferkin’, not jerkin’.”

So “gherkin jerkers” is someone who jerks off. (smfh)

The definition of Douchebag?? Really?? Ok, only because you clearly veering off-track here and because its NOT A BODYPART (the last time I saw a douche.) And yes i googled this NOT because most people KNOW there’s no body part called the Douche, but because I didn’t I think I would actually have to explain to Gay men, what a douche is… to distinguish it from a Douchebag, which makes that much MORE relevant in this context:
The term “douchebag” generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.

Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.

There are several other definitions that can apply too, but I just wanted to distinguish it from an actual body part (that Im denigrating.)

Jonny Marzetti says:

May 29, 2013 at 4:38 pm

Yes, of course I realize douchebag is not a body part. After posting I realized that I had erred by saying that, but forwent any revision because (1) I had other things to do, (2) You can’t really edit on WB, so it just becomes messy and sometimes more confusing to try to correct errors or add clarifications, and (3) perhaps most importantly, it still supported my point that you’re not likely to convince people that what they are doing is inappropriate, and to change their behavior (which is what you profess you are trying to accomplish, as some sort of societal good), by calling them douchebags.

Re your #1 above, where you say “I dont keep honing in on you & ASS HAIR,” the fact is you’ve actually done it several times. In fact, shortly before this Ari update, in the CB “Chaz & Theon” update, the following happened: You had a post which included “They have no tattoos yet and still you prima donna douchebags still find something to bitch about?!?!,” and also “Your next DB Task: Someone please count the number of hairs on their asses or similar shit i hate comment.” Further down that thread I made the primarily positive and decidedly non-hyperolic post, which in its entirety said “”Looks hot except for the ass hair.” Then, a couple posts further down, you said — in obvious reference to my ass hair comment, you posted “Ah, there it is. DB task completed.” I prefer porn where the models don’t have hairy asses. I wasn’t going into a tirade, or calling anyone else an idiot for preferring hairy asses (in fact, many or most *do* like ’em hairy). And as I said — even if you don’t buy into the idea that paid models are fair game for pointed criticism — no model is going to go into a funk over someone preferring smoother asses, especially when many others clearly prefer ’em hairy. And yes, ass hair is natural (though some people have al lot more than others), but so are long beards, shoulder-length hair, body odor and many diseases (yes, I know the last two aren’t body parts(. Does that mean they should always be left alone, with no reason to modify?

Sorry, no time to proof.

doʇǝsɹoɥǝuıu says:

May 29, 2013 at 10:59 pm

Sigh… you don’t have any idea what i’m trying to do or not to do. Pointing out my comments in response to yours. OK. I’ve responded the same way to others, so what does that prove? Nothing really. You’re not being singled out, but hey, you know what, you keep doing what you’re doing: trying to justify everything & everyone’s reasons for doing so, it’s effect, and consequence, especially mine. You’ll just drive yourself crazy-you’ve got more important things you could be doing, right? Your third point? Your words not mine, dude. Sarcastic comment approaching: Jonny Knows Best. (Theme from Father Knows Best plays in the background.)

Cause and Effect: The Nation calls Ryan Lochte a douchebag and he’s still a douchebag, even after admitting he doesn’t know what a douchebag is. And he’s still Ryan Lochte. Jeah!!!

Societal Good….Jeah ok.

Anyway…gonna go watch last night episode.

Jonny Marzetti says:

May 30, 2013 at 3:49 am

“you’ve got more important things you could be doing, right”

We agree on something. See ya.