American College Sex: Connor & Cain’s Flip-Fuck (Bareback)

moondoggy says:

Believe it or not, I’ve not only thought about this before — I’ve calculated it. I got tired of wondering which stars I liked more in situations that seemed too complex to compare. I made a spreadsheet, and gave a 1 to 5 score (with a 6 granted to the top one percent) in the following categories: face, torso, dick, legs, ass, pigginess, charisma, and body of work. (Body of work = how many movies did they make and how good were they? Johnny Forza would suffer in that category for being in such totally artless movies.)

Connor won with scores of 3 face, 5 torso, and 4’s in everything else (= 32). Dawson scored 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, 6, 3, 4 (= 29). Those are in the order listed above. I know Connor should have a higher face score than Dawson, but I think Dawson actually started out cuter than Connor. The scores are over the course of their career, not just at one specific point.

If you’re wondering, Vander is the all-time top ranked, with scores of 3.5, 4, 5, 4, 4, 6, 4, 4 = 34.5.

moondoggy says:

LOL — slippery, I accept your criticism. But even I have to admit that there are handsomer performers like Daniel or ones with better bodies like Connor. And remember, there is a category on my scale for the quality of the movies. You’re not going to tell me that Vander’s production values beat those of Daniel because that’s not in their control! So Vander couldn’t be perfect even if he looked like Bradley Cooper with a 10-inch dick unless David O. Russell decided to start directing his pornos.