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Theodore has a military vibe about him. He joined the service when he was 17 and entered when he was 18, but then only did a short stint before realizing it wasn’t a match.

He arrived just after Christmas and had recently broke up with his girlfriend, so he was trying to keep his chin up. He definitely has a professional vibe about him.

Theodore is very polite, and says ‘Sir’ a lot. He grew up in Iowa, and has that pleasant and wholesome vibe that Iowans are known for. Very eager to please.

His body has very little hair, but he keeps his pubes natural after trying to trim or shave and getting too much itch and red rash bumps. It is nice to see someone 18 years old who is not obsessed with pubic shaving.

Theodore was nervous to do the solo but relaxes in no time at all. He ended up watching some very old porn videos that had women in it that had natural breasts. He is not a big fan of the fake boobs that seem to be have become standard for porn women in the last 5 years. I had to dig deep into my porn archive to find girls with cute perky breasts, and didn’t look overly made up.

His cock was easily hard, and he plays to the camera nicely. He also did not seem shy about showing-off his ass, and lightly fingered his hole!

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Akira Haku says:

Sorry, but my attention only focus on that horrible tattoos

Stevienowonder says:

I like him from his neck downwards. Nice legs , ass and thanks heavens for a rich bush. The face is so-so , a bit of a red neck , but I will see the video for a final impression.

moondoggy says:

Oh that’s a good point. I didn’t find Bay attractive at all at first, and his departure was to me the second worst thing that ever happened to this site, right behind the inadequate use of Griffin and right ahead of the inadequate use of Glenn.

http://mailer.chaosmen.com/2014/08-07-14/1446_chaosmen_bay_griffin_pure_hires_006.jpg

brecken73 says:

Anyone else?

TomCNR says:

Hmm I’d say Bjorn looks closer to him. If you mashup Bjorn and Theodore maybe.

Joel says:

Trim the afro on you dick and you’ll be ok. Nice smooth hairy torso. The hair color and style is awful

GoGo says:

“He ended up watching some very old porn videos that had women in it that had natural breasts. He is not a big fan of the fake boobs that seem to be have become standard for porn women in the last 5 years. I had to dig deep into my porn archive to find girls with cute perky breasts, and didn’t look overly made up.”
How is any of this relevant!? Bryan needs to let someone else take care of the writing he’s just awful at it.

Loki says:

Young. Military. Midwestern wholesomeness. Likes his females unadorned.

Tailor-made to appeal to the self-hating demographic.

Dale Bergman says:

http://45.media.tumblr.com/346821bf7ab682c622141050551c74ce/tumblr_mzm4k6YtGj1qm7cjco1_250.gif

Theodore, fix that hair!

Loki says:

Yeah, it seems like a weird, unnatural color. Especially given how dark his pubes are.

TomCNR says:

Pretty face and eyes. Bad hairstyle and facial hairstyle. That’s all I gotta say about him. Bryan, we don’t need to know what porn you are playing for the guy or the model’s preference of the female anatomy.

Gazzaq says:

Hot nice Arse natural looking and fit bod. He alright to me. Time to Flip Flop Thoedore.

DaveAtom says:

An imaginary make over should be interesting.
Gorgeous bushy pubes.

paultacoma51 says:

I kinda have a weakness for a cute, crooked smile. I think he’s adorable. Usually Bryan mentions if he’s got the model lined up for the next shoot, but nothing here which suggests to me he’s not a sure return for more.

ItsBritneyBitch says:

I’m hoping for more Shepherd, Adam, or Rylan this week because Theodore?

Johnny2x4 says:

Thumbs up because Britney is queen!

ItsBritneyBitch says:

It’s one of the longest and most satisfying stanships I’ve ever had with a woman.

Dale Bergman says:

Britney looks really good again. Her body looks GREAT now.

ItsBritneyBitch says:

Her physical transformation, confidence, and energy has been real this year. I need all of that to translate into a good album this year. 😭👏🏽👸🏼

Johnny2x4 says:

Same! No one comes close to Godney!

Louisbb says:

Change the hair, he could be Justin Trudeau’s little brother
That is how cute he could be.

Scrapple says:

Christian Wilde’s brother is doing porn now?

jinger says:

Cute, but awful haircut

Jonny Marzetti says:

A so-so looking guy who does everything possible to make himself look worse (and that’s even *without* reading the blech writeup.

slipperyslope says:

LMAO…. I swear to Jeebus I hit “Submit” exactly at the same time as you. I weren’t copyin’!

Jonny Marzetti says:

LOL…Well, I guess that means it deserves double-blechs.

slipperyslope says:

Blech.

You can decide which part of this that applies to.

Johnny2x4 says:

I think he’s cute, nice eyes. Not digging the hair cut and the bad bleach job though.

Ivan Jimenez says:

Lets see him bottom!

Gazzaq says:

Definitely that Butt is mouth Watering and needs plowing hard.

RBLover says:

10 bucks says he’s going to either regret or get bored by that ridiculous sun tattoo and either add or cover it with a larger one in 5 years