GayHoopla: Johnny Pitt (Ripped Bodybuilder Jerks Off)

marcuz86 says:

May 20, 2016 at 3:12 pm

Wow!!!

Topher says:

May 20, 2016 at 3:12 pm

John Bobbitt’s dick makes another appearance?

Igloo Australia says:

May 20, 2016 at 3:18 pm

He had str8 porn released already and I don’t think there’s more of johnny Shitt on the gay side. It’s sad some str8 worshippers prolly cum from acknowledging that fact but sorry LaEl I don’t fall for that shit https://lh6.ggpht.com/-0oGKtJpG-1s/UzaJB0249lI/AAAAAAAADAY/dPVwgSwAgq8/s200/sangalolevanta.gif

throwawayforget says:

May 20, 2016 at 4:00 pm

What was his straight porn name?

Igloo Australia says:

May 20, 2016 at 4:05 pm

Same name. it’s just straight porn sister site of GH.

1234 says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:55 pm

See Igloo’s comment- the str8 site for Gay Hoopla is hotguysfuck

Manoel says:

May 20, 2016 at 9:35 pm

screaamm!! You’re using a GIF brazilian kkkkkkkkk

1234 says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:54 pm

LOL my German isn’t that good (plus Google translate is fucking it up). Tunte=poofter, fräulein=lady (unmarried), zerstörer=wrecker

Manoel says:

May 22, 2016 at 12:19 am

in fact, he means “fagot, the lady is destructive even saw fag”, wich is her staff. The reality she does only have wonderful memes and catchphrases!
(i’m sorry for the english by google translate)

Igloo Australia says:

May 21, 2016 at 4:56 am

Yeah I thought she was funny. Do you know what her ethnicity is? First time I saw he I thought she was Filipino. Since she’s actually Brazilian I think maybe she’s Amerindian/Pardo?

Manoel says:

May 22, 2016 at 12:11 am

Girrrl i do not the slightest idea why her ethnicity kkkkkkk (

i’m sorry for the english by google translate)

Dale Bergman says:

May 20, 2016 at 3:38 pm

Yo yo yo! Johnny’s cute and I really like his beefy body (especially his hairy ass). A scene with Collin and him would really hot (all that nice booty). The opening of the preview was really amusing. The way he was acting really brought back a lot of hot memories…
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/6/5/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-29192-1338905617-16.gif

moondoggy says:

May 20, 2016 at 5:08 pm

Oh my god. I will remember that big ad in Interview magazine until my dying day. Mark Wahlberg’s body almost gave me carpal tunnel in the 90s. RIP Herb Ritts.

Dale Bergman says:

May 20, 2016 at 5:44 pm

I still remember buying his workout video on VHS in the early 1990’s. My arm got a good workout watching it over and over…

http://www.markwahlbergfan.com/workout/work3big.jpg

moondoggy says:

May 20, 2016 at 8:35 pm

Me too, but Eric Nies’s Grind workout was even hotter. I’m sad that he lost his entire fortune because that chest earned it.

https://cbswdok2.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/2223247.jpg

The second one was not as good, but I’m sharing it because the lycra pants are hotter than the shorts from Video 1.

https://youtu.be/PYHEjFb3fq0?t=24m22s

Dale Bergman says:

May 20, 2016 at 9:09 pm

Wow, that brings back so many memories! I bought all of the Grind workout VHS’s. I wish they would release them on Blu-ray or DVD.

Topher says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:42 pm

@moondoggy, enjoy…

moondoggy says:

May 21, 2016 at 12:32 am

Oh yes, I remember those. He’s not a show-er in the frontal pic, but everything about that pic screams “does not matter.” He should have done many, many more nudes. His body was breathtaking.

Topher says:

May 21, 2016 at 1:00 am

I also liked his brother John Nies…

1234 says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:57 pm

Eric lost his fortune- how??

Scrapple says:

May 20, 2016 at 11:30 pm

Did he really lose it? I thought he moved to Hawaii or some place and started some type of zen therapy business.

moondoggy says:

May 21, 2016 at 12:25 am

He did, but as I recall, his current life came after a rebuilding process. I can’t find a specific account of what I heard, but if you look at his Oprah segment on YouTube, you will see him briefly mention that a rogue manager made him miserable and ran him out of show business. Michael Bergin had a similar story which, as I recall, left him nearly suicidal. So I could be mixing one hunky biography with another, but I think I’m actually right about both. Eric might not have been left penniless, but I thought the moral of the story was that he’d once had a lot more money than he has now. I think that Oprah segment was longer when it aired, and that might be what I’m remembering. Sorry to be vague and sorrier still if I’m mistaken.

moondoggy says:

May 21, 2016 at 12:29 am

I would add that his appearance on that VH1 reality show for former heartthrobs would suggest that he is middle-class enough to find such a show useful, but at the same time his participation in that series was portrayed as affirming that he is happy with his life and in no way desperate for fame and fortune.

Scrapple says:

May 21, 2016 at 5:42 am

That must’ve been where I saw his update.

1234 says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:56 pm

Wasn’t he a neo Nazi back in MAsshole? Didn’t he try to kill a Black & Vietnamese guy?

sanfv says:

May 20, 2016 at 3:49 pm

I really don’t have a preference when it comes to cut or uncut guys. But this guy, I swear, his dad probably whispered into the Dr’s ear;
“Please, take off as much as you can!”

I’ve seen worse though, like all the way to the base removed worse.

1234 says:

May 20, 2016 at 11:01 pm

Take pity on the poor kid. Maybe the “surgeon” didn’t have the proper instruments & resorted to using a butter knife

sanfv says:

May 20, 2016 at 11:16 pm

You would really be surprised what some rural “hospitals” use. Not every facilty gets up to date/ modern equipment. There are still places in the U.S. Where Dr’s do it free hand.

No_No_No_Yes says:

May 21, 2016 at 1:39 am

YIKES!! Well, it does look like he had a dick transplant! If I had a two tone pecker, I’d have that thing stripped with a tatt – maybe a tribal band! THAT would be a wicked fucking tatt – one you would NEVER see again lol!

Zombieking says:

May 20, 2016 at 3:59 pm

Incredible !!! is So so hot nice body nice face he know how to pound a bitch he is perfect !!!!

Jack says:

May 20, 2016 at 4:21 pm

looks like a douche bag he has an amazing body but I don’t see that guy they were talking about thats hung like a horse???

iLoveKaty says:

May 20, 2016 at 4:43 pm

He should sue whoever circumcised him (saying “whoever” because I really hope it wasn’t someone with a medical license).

Nevertheless, he’s really hot.

Quinton Jackson says:

May 20, 2016 at 4:45 pm

Chile, i personally could careless hoq many straight scenes this alpha beast has released, HunTEA he is a muscle Gawd if I’ve ever seen one.

Scrapple says:

May 20, 2016 at 7:04 pm

If the mere thought of a vagina offends you, why would you be keeping up with the haps on a straight porn site? I don’t get that.

Quinton Jackson says:

May 20, 2016 at 11:05 pm

Right?! These chickenheads make it seems like vagina is the worst thing you can lay your eyes on. They’re clearly checking for that straight porn site or else they wouldn’t have known that this fine specimen was banging some broad.

Scrapple says:

May 20, 2016 at 11:28 pm

I can’t with that nonsense. I don’t care if you ain’t had one since it had you. You still popped out of a vagina, jack-in-the-box style. There’s nothing to be grossed out about.

Quinton Jackson says:

May 21, 2016 at 12:32 am

It really isn’t. Unless, chile you’re Jaime from Corbin Fisher and get fucked by big black dicks on the side, and now you’re twat is stretched out further then a yo yo.

No_No_No_Yes says:

May 21, 2016 at 1:37 am

Like sleeve of vizard?

Quinton Jackson says:

May 21, 2016 at 2:03 am

Yes hehehe

Scrapple says:

May 21, 2016 at 5:41 am

Jamie has about thirty-six months left on her pussy warranty, and she gets it rotated every 4,000 inches. She’ll be good.

moondoggy says:

May 21, 2016 at 12:47 am

My problem with gay-aimed straight porn is that it’s not dirty enough. Watching a straight man fuck the right way is a religious experience.

http://juicygif.com/albums/userpics/2014y/09/10/15/1/9026-superb-rack-in-a-awesome-creampie-fuck-animated-pic.gif

Scrapple says:

May 21, 2016 at 5:46 am

I’m so not opening that can of sperm worms. Lol.

No_No_No_Yes says:

May 21, 2016 at 1:35 am

LOL you are on a roll tonight…

Scrapple says:

May 21, 2016 at 5:44 am

I just get tired of the same tired call-to-arms every post. Talking about “straighties this” and “straighties that” when they’re following these studios on social media, watching the vids, and asking why certain guys aren’t coming back. Some of these bitches are so transparent they probably douche with Windex.

1234 says:

May 21, 2016 at 10:07 pm

Vagina burger at Jack In The Box- love it!!

throwawayforget says:

May 20, 2016 at 7:19 pm

Whats a huntea?

Quinton Jackson says:

May 20, 2016 at 11:08 pm

My lingo.

moondoggy says:

May 21, 2016 at 12:39 am

Rose, if you don’t know, it does not matter anymore!

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6d8a5994d6b9575b41a46c80b8013ed5/tumblr_mmibskRTj11s97fv7o2_250.gif

Louisbb says:

May 20, 2016 at 4:55 pm

Aside from the haircut, he is absolutely perfect

Trepakprince says:

May 20, 2016 at 5:12 pm

Bro is hot but hung like a horse is quite the stretch.

Brandon85 says:

May 20, 2016 at 9:04 pm

He’s good looking but he’s no horse. Who does these write ups for this site?

jag2power says:

May 20, 2016 at 5:40 pm

Total yummy material, I watched the entire scene this morning. He was asked about having his ass rimmed and he winced so bad at the idea, and on top of that, he showed no asshole (take a cue from Kyle, that boy knows how to play) and practically no ass for the camera. WTF! Too bad, Mr. Yum because…

Mihcael Davies says:

May 21, 2016 at 4:10 am

Disappointed in the lack of ass, won’t bother to check the scene now. Thanks ;D

Ivan Jimenez says:

May 20, 2016 at 6:25 pm

I hope he first pound the shit outta Sean Costin & feed him both their own cum. Then, he must bottom for a good power top!

1234 says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:59 pm

Translation into standard English: Johnny needs to be fucked long and hard by Sean Costin whilst licking Sean’s pits clean- there shall be no flipping or any mention of shit

Oracle says:

May 21, 2016 at 8:29 pm

I doubt he’s going to do anything with another guy at all

Scrapple says:

May 20, 2016 at 7:00 pm

OBEY shirts are still a thing? Who knew? He seemed less douchey during the interview portion, so there’s that.

I’ll agree about the linebacker thing, but “hung like a horse?”

https://media2.giphy.com/media/anep6L5J134Zi/200.gif

trex says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:01 pm

The clueless straight guys that run Gayclueless do the write ups, and only a clueless straight guy would say this model is hung like a horse.Thanks to Waybig Blog for posting about this guy without mentioning the Gayclueless straight website or posting pics of him fucking a chick.

No_No_No_Yes says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:52 pm

LOL sheeeit. Well here we go again. You know he won’t be the first “straight guy” to NOT come out. But hey *wink wink* we will keep his secret. Sweet JESUS, does this shit have an off button? I hope they get him on his back legs in the air with a horse dick up his clacker SOON. He can be straight.. why not Anderson Cooper was for DECADES. Fuck these idiots, Imma nod and grin.

Sushi says:

May 20, 2016 at 10:58 pm

His hair is tragic, but the rest is alright!
I’m sure he’ll never get fucked though….and GayHoopla dies not need another “top only.”😕

No_No_No_Yes says:

May 21, 2016 at 1:45 am

Yeah – look on youtube, there is some really gory shit on there. Kids in the middle east don’t get cut till they are older, like between 3 and 7 years of age. Then their parents hold their arms under their legs while some 95 year old with Parkinson’s, coke bottle glasses and a dull rusty knife hacks off their hood while they writhe and scream in pain and shock. It really is barbaric. There are no stitches, they just wrap a rag around it and leave the kid there balling his eyes out.

sanfv says:

May 21, 2016 at 2:02 am

My sister did doctors without borders for a few years and said that very same thing about 95 year olds with trembling hands and dirty tools. There were many, many instances where she had to perform life-saving treatment for accidents and bad care after those types of circumcisions. There were plenty of other children that died or had to be amputated.

1234 says:

May 21, 2016 at 2:50 am

You guys really weren’t kidding. Circumcissions are so unnecessary (I remember mine from 5 & 8, every detail, including how the dumbass couldn’t even do it right the 1st time around)

sanfv says:

May 21, 2016 at 3:06 am

😢😱
Sorry to hear you went though that, and twice! Please tell me it wasn’t a 95 year old buffoon?!

1234 says:

May 21, 2016 at 3:29 am

No, he was approximately 37-42 and 40-45 at the time. I don’t know why the same person was used.
Maybe a patient got tired of him messing up on a simple procedure and circumcised his fingers

Orange Diamond says:

July 2, 2017 at 8:05 pm

I agree here in the Philippines they operate by hand and the anestecia only helps a little.

Mr. Copper says:

May 21, 2016 at 2:18 am

Landon’s “desperate for gay dollars” ass is over on the Gay Hoopla blog asking if they should do a “muscle worship” video with this guy.

He really does think every single gay man is a pathetic straight-worshipping inferior feeling f@g, doesn’t he?

Although, I do love how they have their formula all mixed up. They bring a guy in, have him do a straight scene, then MAYBE have him do a solo, then MAYBE MAYBE have him do a guy/guy scene (but not the really hot ones of course).

Who taught Landon business and logic because they need their business and logic licenses revoked.

PROTIP: If you want to alienate your gay fan base just keep failing to deliver and keep expecting your gay-targeted straight site to pay ALL the bills.

TomCNR says:

May 21, 2016 at 2:34 am

How Gay Hoopla gets all these hot bodybuilder guys will be a mystery to me. I know there’s a straight sister site that could help answer that but Gay Hoopla gets them to be with guys. Corbin Fisher or Sean Cody should get their recruiter.