Diego Sans Stars in the Upcoming Super Gay Hero Series ‘Tarzan: A Gay XXX Parody’ at Men.com

Diego Sans Stars in the Upcoming 'Tarzan: A Gay XXX Parody' at Men.com

Diego Sans stars in the next Super Gay Hero Series ‘Tarzan’ premiering July 1st, 2016 at Men.com

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marcuz86 says:

😍😍😍

Cubankid says:

I would be his Jane.

marcuz86 says:

Me too.

Rico says:

Sorry, but the casting of that role obviously goes to Johnny Rapid.

Scrapple says:

“Watch out for that tree.”

Dale Bergman says:

Nope.

http://img.wennermedia.com/article-leads-vertical-920/alexander-skarsgard-abs-zoom-7c7865bb-fa16-4496-87f1-a9ed850aa791.jpg

moondoggy says:

I really try not to complain about condoms gratuitously (and I know sometimes I fail). There’s no point in robotically complaining about every condom studio not being condomless, though few things make me angrier than a bareback top (Dennis West) and a bareback bottom (Paul Canon) having condom sex for a studio that is already producing bareback content elsewhere. But Alex Skarsgard was just saying in an interview that he went without the loincloth in the movie because it fundamentally doesn’t make sense for an ape man to care about covering himself in the jungle. See where I’m going with this?

If they insist on doing these movie parodies, why not at least split them with Bromo, and do the superhero and prison fucks in ways that make sense to the story?

http://gaymusclefuck.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Raging-Stallion-Johnny-V-and-Jaxton-Wheeler-Hairy-Muscle-Hunk-Fucking-Amateur-Gay-Porn-05.jpg

Dale Bergman says:

“See where I’m going with this?”

Yes, and I agree with you. Alexander Skarsgard’s statement makes me want to see “Tarzan” even more now…

P.S. Did you get Daniel’s modeling shots that I posted for you last night?

moondoggy says:

I did, thanks! I’ve seen some of them before, actually. I’ve googled him quite a bit! He also posed for a tickle-fetish video that I wouldn’t mind seeing just for curiosity.

TalkDirtyToMe says:

Good point. At this point using a condom with some of these actors is just ridiculous. But really can we get new directors for Men. These scenes look like some high school kid put them together.

moondoggy says:

The condom thing is easily fixed. This site’s directors are a permanent disaster!

Tara Story says:

I don’t really get the point of condoms anyway in porn.
Wear one for penetration but cum in someone’s mouth? Or give oral without one? Pointless, the risk is there. Just go bareback already.

moondoggy says:

LOL — well, you and I are kindred spirits, but I have no credibility on this subject. If someone doesn’t want to fuck raw, I’m almost certainly not going to watch the scene, but I don’t automatically hate them for wrapping. I just have a whole bunch of pet peeves about it:

1. Companies that used to make real-life couples wrap on camera (rare now).
2. Actors like Dennis West, Brenner Bolton, and Billy Santoro, who have a long history of bareback scenes or who are confessed pigs in real life who do pointless condom scenes that aren’t even any good for what they are. If one of them got hired by Cockyboys or Men at Play, I’d go, “Okay, I get it, those companies kick ass.” At this point, I’m even ready to forgive Ryan Rose for doing so many bareback scenes and then backsliding into latex. He’s fucked wrapped for so long now, that he’s a condom performer now and that’s just all there is to it. But to wrap arbitrarily, especially when every participant in the scene is willing to bareback and has done it before on camera? Sheer nonsense.
3. Scenes that involve storylines where the condom makes no sense (incest, prison, and ESPECIALLY a “wolverine” or an “ape man” — any superhero that is a borderline animal looks ridiculous wearing a condom).

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pOgramYLMHM/U_CzbGsJS2I/AAAAAAACZhA/1hOINPVMq0U/s1600/jackman%2Bnaked%2Bxmen.gif

Topher says:

Remember Nate Christianson?

Dale Bergman says:

Yes, I love Nate’s HOT body.

L. T. says:

I lost it at the one where he wore glasses. I’ll bet you that he’s still fine as hell at 45. Though he didn’t play Tarzan, I think Christopher Showerman was mad hot as George of the Jungle.

Ivan Jimenez says:

Hotness exploded!

L. T. says:

I remember Nate! Fine ass. He had a pictorial duet with Zeb Atlas and Nate had the hotter body. Kind of glad that he didn’t get in porn. I loved the Body Image Production models including Blaine Sumner, Sam Dukes, Matt Ryan, Jack Utberg and Mike Thazton.

sxg says:

LMAO no. Dude is hot, but the idea that Tarzan is a pasty guy with no signs of sunburn or a tan and a lack of any body and facial hair is like the worst example of a guy who grew up and lived in the jungle for most of his life!

Dale Bergman says:

I’m not really looking for authenticity here…

Jordan says:

Diego is super hot but I kind of got tired of watching him after he turned power top.

Lester Cruz says:

This x 1,000,000.

sanfv says:

As Jane right? Nothing Tarzan about that man other than his hair. Which for men and Marc, is just enough, go figure.

Dale Bergman says:

Yes, and I preferred Diego’s body like this:

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/2142/2788/original.jpg

L. T. says:

Wow. What is this from? Is this from that video that RB models did with one of Kylie Minogue’s songs?

Dale Bergman says:

I’m not sure. I think that GIF is amusing (I liked his hair like that).

L. T. says:

I just realized that he was voguing. LOL

sxg says:

lol yea he purposely turned the queen level to maximum setting just for these videos. He just wanted to have as much fun on them and he was entertaining.

Trepakprince says:

My favorite Tarzan.

Topher says:

Was Lex Barker a Pedophile? Lana Turner married him. Her 15 year old daughter Cheryl said he had been molesting her for 3 years. Lana ordered him out of the house at gunpoint, and quickly divorced him. Although sex with her daughter was never mentioned in the divorce proceedings, his career in Hollywood was over. After the divorce Lex made 50 films ABROAD, and died at 54

Trepakprince says:

Well that soured my fantasy. Such a cute face but that’s unforgivable.

Topher says:

Casper Van Dien wasn’t the best Tarzan. But, he is the Tarzan I’d most like to fuck.

Trepakprince says:

That’s probably the only scene from that movie I remember.

Northboy AE says:

Come on – “D’ya wanna live forever?!!!”

VanDien strung up for the flogging?

Admit it. You remember more.

Topher says:

The shower scene, AND the flogging scene, with Casper in his prime, HOT…

L. T. says:

My favorite one. LMAO

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

Is Tarzan even a “super hero”? Well, it’s MEN I don’t know why I’m trying to make it sense.

Alann6 says:

Marvel had a Tarzan comic series back in the 70’s.

jinger says:

Seems rather perfect for the role, let’s just hope the other models are hot.

Sadistic Faggot says:

These parodies are beyond retarted…

L. T. says:

Diego Sans as Tarzan.

DaveAtom says:

Love Diego, and looks super hot in that cover pic. But is MEN superhero series, so…

jag2power says:

Folks, Johnny Weissmuller remains the best Tarzan, IMO. I fell in love with this black and white man the first time I tuned into one of these prehistoric films and he isn’t even the best looking or the best built of any of the actors, including Diego, who plays him.
A swimmer’s build because of his profession before the Tarzan franchise, Weissmuller’s Tarzan was sincere, low-key, rough and gentle at the same time and a damn good actor for a part with few words. With this “Superhero” much more than a loincloth needs to take place to cover the gonads the role requires. Otherwise, the whole thing gets tiresome after a while. Okay, I let loose my Tarzan rant, so let’s all now become his Jane.

Scrapple says:

Just what Diego needs, another excuse to fuck with his hair. Was Paddy not available? He already has the language down.

Ceeroc says:

Diego’s legs are everything. I need more from him in his scenes tho. He hasn’t really done it for me since his early RB days when he played a Houseboy.

Dancer says:

Can Men please stop these under-produced, badly acted porn parodies! Please!

They’re always bad! ALWAYS! It is such a turn-off!

Let the hot guys fuck and stop pretending they’re “actors”.

Ivan Jimenez says:

I hope Diego finally gets the chance to pound Paddy’s asshole in all his creative sexual positions.

Oh, and Paddy sucks more dick & finally cum-swap!

bloodhound says:

i don’t care about this ,but that hair though.