Brandon Evans, Charlie Pattinson & Ken Klein in 'Selfie Dick' at DickDorm

Atticus says:

October 27, 2016 at 4:05 pm

I’m glad to see Charlie Pattinson doing bareback porn again, but I can’t with his facial hair. Ken is looking rough. And as much as I like seeing Brandon Evans bottom, I wish that it was a three-way flip-fuck.

elmtree says:

October 27, 2016 at 7:08 pm

“Ken is looking rough”

Indeed…and not the good rough.

Atticus says:

October 28, 2016 at 5:36 am

He looks like he has slept in a month. And even though I like him, he’s a disappointing replacement for Trevor Long.

gaycockluvr says:

October 27, 2016 at 4:06 pm

Uh…I thought Trevor was the hot guy that made his porn return recently? A selfie stick dildo…really? lol.

Outside of that ridiculousness, they’re all really hot. This is probably the hottest that Brandon has ever looked and he’s even hotter when he’s getting fucked. Charlie looks good in that hat with that smile. He and Ken look like they need some sleep though.

Bob Bilbert says:

October 27, 2016 at 4:09 pm

Brandon Evans is so hot. that body hair…

elmtree says:

October 27, 2016 at 7:07 pm

YES!

Cubankid says:

October 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm

I don’t want to support this mess of a site, but Brandon is bae and has been bae since BSB. Loving the extra fur on him too.

moondoggy says:

October 27, 2016 at 7:48 pm

This cock in that hole.

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L. T. says:

November 7, 2016 at 6:29 pm

Ken is awesome but I want to see him fucked again in the proper manner.

Trepakprince says:

October 27, 2016 at 4:38 pm

That first pic of Brandon is a cry for help. We need to get a field operation together and rescue him now!

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October 27, 2016 at 5:15 pm

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Scrapple says:

October 27, 2016 at 5:26 pm

Two pluses and a minus.

L. T. says:

October 27, 2016 at 6:50 pm

The minus is Charlie?

Scrapple says:

October 27, 2016 at 7:30 pm

Isn’t math fun?

L. T. says:

October 27, 2016 at 8:29 pm

It’s great to learn because knowledge is power. I’m such a nerd. I bought the anniversary DVD collection of “Schoolhouse Rock” just because ABC removed it from TV. Probably one of the few things that made kids want to learn. Between them having holidays at every waking moment (seriously, every day at my job people have kids between elementary and middle school coming in during the day) and the some of these teachers not teaching them any thing, kids get less smart in America.

Sask says:

October 27, 2016 at 8:51 pm

If you want to know some real weirdness, I once borrowed a mathematics text book from the library and went through the whole thing so I could do partial derivatives like the modellers with whom I was working. I always did the “hard stuff” at school, and it has paid off handsomely.

L. T. says:

October 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm

That’s not weird; that’s pretty neat. My aunt said that working for the city of Oakland she had a lot of white co-workers that acted as if she was beneath them so she started reading and studying her thesaurus every not and watching “Frasier” and “Murphy Brown”. She started using words that even they didn’t know. LOL

1234 says:

October 27, 2016 at 11:55 pm

More power to your aunt. I didn’t know she lived in the Bay area

L. T. says:

October 28, 2016 at 12:55 am

Yep. My cousin took her and my mom to Canada this past week so that my mom could finally use her passport. Kind of a bittersweet trip. Mom said that she had some issues at the airport when she got to Vancouver and was detained because she misunderstood some directions. She said the staff there was rude to her. She tried not to feel like she was but she said she may have been racially-profiled because she and another lady, who was also black, were the only ones detained. Still not sure on how my aunt managed to bypass all of that craziness. While it was upsetting, Mom said she had fun and took some nice pictures. She said that the next time she goes to Canada, she will have to avoid Vancouver. I hate she feels that way. The hotel they were staying in was a hotel that my cousin said a lot of movie stars frequented.

Scrapple says:

October 28, 2016 at 8:23 am

Lol. Please don’t tell me it was that Randy Blue scene with Tyler and Colby.

Scrapple says:

October 27, 2016 at 8:59 pm

Kids be stupid yo.

1234 says:

October 27, 2016 at 11:54 pm

Miles- Charlie wouldn’t be such a minus if only he bottomed more often

Scrapple says:

October 28, 2016 at 8:21 am

So he could bottom with the same exhibition of emotional detachment disguised as over the top enthusiasm he puts into his topping scenes? No thanks.

1234 says:

October 28, 2016 at 3:26 pm

OK you make a valid point. I have an unhealthy obsession with buttholes

Scrapple says:

October 28, 2016 at 3:42 pm

So do many proctologists.

1234 says:

October 28, 2016 at 4:16 pm

lolol

L. T. says:

November 7, 2016 at 6:37 pm

Just me but why does Charlie remind me of Johnny Rapid in some of his pics?

1234 says:

November 7, 2016 at 11:12 pm

Maybe similarly odd dramatized facial expressions??

L. T. says:

November 8, 2016 at 12:58 am

Yeah but that shit is scary.

sam my says:

October 27, 2016 at 5:57 pm

I Wish Charlie and his bad sex, zoolander facial expressions would go the hell away. He like a darn fungus.

Dale Bergman says:

October 27, 2016 at 6:02 pm

I love Brandon Evans.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/89e2e0c2394d5c3cb6eaf1329c024620/tumblr_inline_mfzgtfO2ZQ1qbr0di.gif

L. T. says:

October 27, 2016 at 6:49 pm

About time that Ken finally has a last name.

Doctor Bombay says:

October 27, 2016 at 7:08 pm

How did this ratchet site get Brandon? The scenes are so stupid and distracting that even this 2.0 hairier version of Brandon can’t make them hot. If ever there was reason for a pornstar Go Fund Me it would be to help get him connected with a decent studio.

No_No_No_Yes says:

October 27, 2016 at 7:54 pm

Brandon baby.. more is not always better. Kick Pattinson out the scene and it might have been hot. I love watching Brandon take a dick, but the sight of that fool just kills it. Brandon, get thee to CockyBoys – where they will shower you with hot tight men, and treat your ass like the place of worship it is.

No_No_No_Yes says:

October 27, 2016 at 8:12 pm

BUT. I do fucking love that Brandon has finally embraced his slutty inner bottomness. I KNEW this guy was a cock hungry power bottom!! Now, if Corbin Fisher would just get busy in the $$$ department and get Sebastian all bent over there will be 2. I know a power bottom when I see one.

Sask says:

October 27, 2016 at 8:54 pm

Brandon just keeps getting hotter. The others..not. Brandon should move elsewhere where he could be appreciated more. The only scene I liked with Charlie Pattinson was the one at Corbin Fisher where he was Miles and bottomed.

Sushi says:

October 27, 2016 at 9:15 pm

This whole thing looks a mess. No one saves it.

CJ The God says:

October 29, 2016 at 10:48 pm

Charlie is awful because he cannot maintain an erection. If you’re straight, just do straight porn, cam shows or something, but spare us your boredom. He is very cute, in a Justin Bieber sort of way, but he’s too basic to be such a whack performer. He dick is little and he got love handles, so he needs to perform or go!

L. T. says:

November 7, 2016 at 6:36 pm

I will never understand this. Straight guys doing gay porn is the equivalent of a person taking a job that brings them a lot of money but they aren’t happy doing it. That’s why I tell people to get the fuck out of my face when it comes to my major of Modern Languages of Spanish. Even if you think it won’t bring a lot of money, it has a ton of opportunities in my area and I’d rather have a myriad of opportunities than to have a job that gets me a ton of money but I hate getting up and going to it. That being said, that doesn’t mean I don’t want a job that brings a lot of money; the important thing is that I want one that keeps the bills paid

CJ The God says:

November 8, 2016 at 2:41 am

Absolutely, beyond that though, it’s a slap in the face to gay men. We have eyes! We can see that you’re not enjoying yourself. It’s like they don’t even care. I don’t know about you, but I’m not a fan of unrequited lust or love. If I don’t rock your boat, please abandon ship!!

L. T. says:

November 7, 2016 at 6:27 pm

Give me Ken’s blond-stoner-I’ve-been-awake-since-3am-because-Daylight-Savings-Time-fucked-me-over-looking self any day. He’s just a hottie. DON’T LOOK FOR HIS SOCIAL MEDIA!!! I want to keep the damn lie alive this time!

Brandon Evans, Charlie Pattinson & Ken Klein in ‘Selfie Dick’ at DickDorm

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