MEN: Brad Banks Fucks Vadim Black in ‘Perfect Storm’

Quinton Jackson says:

Now i love you, but you need to support my man, we have a family to feed.

Ms Vadim is stealing candles and waters now?? Like bottle water, like Aquafina??

Vadim isn’t robbing for himself he’s also robbing for his pimp. I heard the bitch had a strong pimp hand, chile next he’ll be robbing for Charmin toilet paper. Lord touch that young man 🙏🏾

Quinton Jackson says:

Use some of those black Friday items you stole and buy my man’s album. I felt like he was making love to me on every track.

Those sugar glider’s are some ugly ass creatures, but even they shouldn’t have Satan’s children as owners. Ms Katelin is about to have Vadim set up a profile for Rent Men, Christmas is cumming and big momma want’s a new pair of shoes and a outfit to match.

“Brad the basic” deserves to get robbed. I’m sick of these gay 4 pay men.

Scrapple says:

I don’t think Vadim stole the candles. Mistress Katelin has no need for them. R’hllor provides all the light she could ever desire.

sam my says:

I’ll pass on the only date white women, squeaky voice. I’ll continue to be a blonde, while drinking lemonade #WorkWorkWork

sam my says:

Lol this came out of your man’s own mouth, so you and him need to sit down and talk.

Hold Up, Dont Play Yourself.

sam my says:

Lol!! I swear I lub you

Scrapple says:

King of the fall, winter, damn near all the seasons. This mofo got me wanting to clean ivory with my face, and a bitch don’t get down like that.

Scrapple says:

Shit, I’m thinking of buying a pussy from Rent-A-Center so I have something to throw on stage should I ever see him in concert.

I still have to let the cd marinate for a bit, because I keep skipping around songs. But since I’ve been in a finger snappin’ mood lately, I’ve been feeling I Feel it Coming (which reminds me of an MJ song), A Lonely Night, Rockin’ and Secrets. Party Monster is that roll the windows down, lean back and cruise down the ave with one hand on the wheel type song. Die For You is definitely going on my baby makin’ playlist. And I don’t regularly fuck with Lana, but that little track she did was kind of kooky cool.

Scrapple says:

I love how you stay on your concert game. That pussy is from the Hadid line, so I don’t think it comes with a refund, and it may or may not have the Lymes.

You named your son Cain? Let’s hope their relationship turns out better than that of their biblical namesakes.

I will forever be grateful to Pharrell for helping introduce Daft Punk to the urban market.

Scrapple says:

I think the Hadid line does sell a Zayn dildo. But I believe it’s only for a limited time. I’m sure they’re getting ready to roll out a new model.

Yeah, the tree of life look was okay, but I’m living for the short ‘do. And he’s a little thicker for this era, and that’s working too. I’m just going to need your hubby to ease up on the drugs. If Bruno “Cocaine Possession” Mars can tone it down, Abel can too. That 27 Club is no joke, and Abel’s previous hairstyle was inspired by Basquiat, who is a member.

You have to listen to Daft Punk’s “One More Time.” It’s repetitive with the lyrics, but the beat makes you want to shake your ass. The video is cool too. It was eventually incorporated into a movie using songs from that album. Busta and Kanye deserves props for DP getting street cred too, and before Pharrell. Busta’s song “Touch It” samples “Technologic.” And Kanye’s song “Stronger” samples their song “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.” Even your sis Janet has sampled from their songbook. So chances are even if you don’t listen to Daft Punk, you’ve listened to a Daft Punk song.

I still can’t get over the fact that Pharrell has been in the game for over twenty years. “Rump Shaker” was a long ass time ago. He’s like Puffy, only hotter and without the criminal history.

Scrapple says:

Gurl I just hope you have a life insurance policy with you named as the bene. Those babies got to eat.

Yep, DP is not to be slept on. And Kanye needs to get her sleep on.

I loved the Clones ablum N*E*R*D did. That shit was hot, and the collabs were on point. Pharrell is almost in his mid forties and does not look it, at all.

Shawn Menses being gay wouldn’t surprise me. Stitches was probably written about his first time getting fucked.

Scrapple says:

I hope that day doesn’t come anytime soon, but if it does I’ll have my LBD pressed and waiting in the closet, along with some black slingbacks and an appropriate veil.

At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if Kanye put that theft hit out for Kim. He was always a little cray, but his mama kept him in check. After she passed it has been a constant uphill struggle. Jay and Bey have probably revoked his diamond privileges.

Clones was a great album. I was bumping that shit the other day. Popular Thug, Frontin’, Put ‘Em Up, It Wasn’t Us, Light Your Ass on Fire and Good Girl (I really thought Vanessa Marquez was going to make something of herself) were on constant replay. Fuck it, that whole album you can listen to from beginning to end without skipping. Even those two rock songs were cool.

Scrapple says:

Just be sure to watch out, cuz bitches will be trying to jump up in the family limo.

I can’t feel too sorry for Kanye because his ego is so out of control. Why are you coming for the people who are supposed to be your friends? Why are you showing up hours late to concerts and then bouncing after two or three songs. You don’t treat your fans like that. If you are having mental problems, put your man skirt on and handle your biz. “I miss the old Kanye.”

Didn’t Nelly fall off after he started dating Ashanti? Maybe she was the factor. He did have that recent song which I think was a hit, so maybe he’s on a comeback swing. I think his tv show is still on, somewhere. Probably TV One. I think he wants to be in the same lane as T.I. and Luda with the acting stuff. Maybe he should do another song with my future baby daddy, Tim McGraw. Country music is big right now. He should tap that country ass again.

Scrapple says:

You ain’t never lied about Jay and Bey. Bey will slit a bitch’s throat to further her career. It don’t matter if that bitch is family. So that stuff wasn’t really on the “crazy” spectrum. But all that DJ Khaled payola stuff? How far out of fucking left field was that?

Luke is attractive when he doesn’t smile. But I’m more of a Dierks Bentley kind of girl. Josh Turner (with short hair) and Brad Paisley can get it too. And I love Blake. John Rich always seems sexyfied to me. I can’t put my finger on why.

Scrapple says:

You know a bitch is not to be fucked with if she can steal the Queen B title and fandom designation from Lil Kim and get away with it like she was the originator. Keyshia played herself, and Black Twitter was not having it. Now if she keep her head down and make those hushpuppies at Popeye’s while not getting into drama with her crackhead mother or brokedown man, she might could return to the industry.

And as the song goes, “You can leave your hat on.” And I forgot about Jimi from Little Big Town. Super sexy, especially with stubble or a beard. You got a hoe ready to brush up on that Country Grammar.

Scrapple says:

Yes, Mrs. Knowles-Carter is a thieving stunt queen from waaaay back in the day. The Beythority likes to rewrite history, but we know the real deal.

DMX went from being a rap superstar to appearing on Relationship Rehab and Iyanla: Fix My Life in between arrests. I don’t think Yonkers is claiming him anymore. Mess.

I’m laughing my ass off because driving home for work today and Angie’s show was playing “Let it Go.” In my head I’m picturing Keyshia at the fry station like “When these wings come out on the tray they gon’ be like ‘Daaaayum that’s hot!'” Between me laughing and the rain I damn near swerved off the road.

Country music sure does have some fine ass bearded men who like trucks, cowboy hats, boots and booze. I can get down with that.

Scrapple says:

I’m originally from YO, so I should be concerned about Earl, but I’m really not. He needs to hit up Mary J. and find out how she kicked the nose candy and stopped with that project mentality.

I’m surprised someone hasn’t given Frankie and Mama Jones a show together. That would be the crackiest of cracked out messes.

Scrapple says:

I know Styles and Sheek had their moments in the sun, but for me, Jada is The LOX. I can’t fuck with those dirty south rappers who look like they’ve spent the last two weeks at the trap without washing their ass or brushes their hair or teeth.

I’m still trying to figure out how you make a song like “Be Without You” and then you just give up a decade later. Then again Anita Baker has numerous love songs and she still got divorced.

If VH1 is willing to give Snoop Lion Dogg and Martha a show, they’ll give anyone a show.

Scrapple says:

What? You don’t know nann hoe. We can get a Lil Scrappy if you want to, but I’m from the Y, so I know how to keep the razor blade under my tongue and Fetty that Wap. Throw those timbos on and you can come get it A$AP like Rocky. Lol.

Mary sellin’ chicken too? What has the world come too? I thought she was doing some project with Apple, and that’s why she was in that commercial with Taraji and Kerry.

Snoop used to coach his son’s football team, and Martha did a bid up north. Appearances can be deceiving.

Scrapple says:

I don’t remember that commercial at all. I’m sorry, but as a Black woman I would think she has enough sense to turn down a fried chicken commercial. What’s next, hawking watermelon Hi-C?

I think Martha was in the same jail as Teresa from RHONJ.

Scrapple says:

Damn. I just watched it and she still deserves to get dragged, almost five years later. I can’t believe she was singing and dancing for some fried chicken. That’s some minstrel shit.