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Paddy O’Brian Fucks Colton Grey in ‘Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody’ Part 2 at Men.com

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36 Comments | June 2, 2017

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Diego Sans leads Johnny Rapid away from Paddy O’Brian’s ship. Aggravated by their escape, Paddy mounts a search to retrieve Johnny. He swims to the shore of the nearest island where he encounters Colton Grey and his tribe. After a pursuit on the beach, Colton gets Paddy exactly where he wants him: pillaging his hot little hole the way only a seaman knows how.

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Hypnos says:

June 3, 2017 at 12:24 am

Huh.. I don’t know how to feel about this.

Kevin says:

June 3, 2017 at 12:50 am

That chest tattoo is a shame.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:16 am

I know right? I mean how stoned did he have to be to think THAT was a good idea.

pokok789 . says:

June 3, 2017 at 10:39 pm

I don’t understand the reason why all these porn models felt the need to cover their body with inks. For me, tattoos are so overrated. Blame the fans too. Some fans are telling some of the guys who are ink-free like Carter Dane, Griffin Barrows, Tegan Zayne, Ivan Gregory, Alex Mecum & Tomas Brand that they should get tattoos.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 11:37 pm

Fuck that!! Which “fans”? What kind of knuckle dragging MORON thinks that shit is hot?! Those guys are smart enough to realize that some mistakes just keep on giving, I can’t imagine being stuck with some stupid shit I thought was a cool idea for 10 minutes for the rest of time. WAY too many other ways to commemorate things that mean something to me, I don’t need to look at it in the mirror every day. Tats look cheap, guys that think it makes them look like “bad boys”? Nope, it makes you look utterly common and a bit simple.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:14 am

LMMFAO! Okay Colton you cunt, you owe me for dry cleaning, that shot of him in tribal makeup made me blow my cocktail all over the place. SHIT what a mess.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:17 am

Paddy – lay down, legs up or shove off already. One Diego Sans is quite enough thanks.

Topher says:

June 3, 2017 at 6:30 pm

The first time I saw Paddy he was dressed as a cop, and had a huge black nightstick. He ditched the uniform, and fucked himself senseless with that stick, with not even a hint that he felt anything. After that he decided to be a trade top. Then when I finally saw Paddy bottom. It was a flip-flop with Gabriel Clark. It was like watching two guys who had to get high on heroin, to go through the motions. After that I never wanted to see either of them bottom again. Sometimes it’s hot to see an asshole top get pounded, and listen to him whimper. Neither Paddy or Gabriel are in that category, and their zoned out, or drugged out demeanor negated anything that might have been a turn on. No_No_No_Yes, on the other hand, I would take great pleasure in watching Mr. Man Bun, Diego Sans, being gang fucked. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6d529c6f2df57be337c35703b3fd2615ff73966bb82a10b0d9b15108b3137693.jpg

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 9:16 pm

See – the way I see it Paddy has ONE face, he makes the same damn face no matter what is going down – or up for that matter. So given the choice? I would just as soon his ass was the one getting stuffed, and often. LOL I don’t know if it is a nervous tick for him or what, but dude if EVERYTHING causes that look – then stick a big dick in him I say. As far as Gabriel goes, I have seen some hot scenes with him bottoming, his flip with Colby for one, and actually one of his first ever scenes was as a bottom – the top’s name escapes me now, it was a flip fuck, and he was not having any issues then either. So I guess it really is in the eye of the beholder as they say. As for Paddy? He is way too sexy as a bottom to not be at least flipping in these scenes.

sanfv says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:43 am

In more important news:
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/ab1dd7493844af2ee70697f116dcbb07098c0763b67832bffc804c0990f01807.jpg

Hypnos says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:49 am

It’s all beginning to make sense.

Louisbb says:

June 3, 2017 at 10:46 am

That idiot and his gullible supporters are destroying your country’s reputation. The difference between him and his predecessor is like black and white, pun intended.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 11:48 pm

LMMFAO!! Jesus.

Wolfypot says:

June 3, 2017 at 3:31 am

I’m fucking confused, how did they amicable make it to the beach?

Scrapple says:

June 3, 2017 at 4:51 am

Getting your booty plundered by Paddy seems like a good way to pass the time. But why are they fucking in the remnants of a gem kindergarten?

DaveAtom says:

June 3, 2017 at 10:09 am

Extremely in love with Paddy. He is gorgeous but he needs to bottom though

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 11:26 am

Colton is slowly transitioning to manhood, I think he is finding his way back to dead sexy – but he needs to get that eyesore of a pink shrub covered up or burned off. WHY!! He was so damn pretty when he started. He has been adding a ton of muscle which I have zero issues with, and he FINALLY got passed the idea Big Bird hair is not a good look for him, just for the sake of all that is DIRTY loose that stupid looking tat!! At this point I’d sooner he covered it in body makeup or a black marks a lot.

I honestly just do not understand this trend, pouring hundreds of thousands of hours into your body at a gym, then letting some hack scribble some sort of nonsense on it. It is just ludicrous. Yet it seems almost as if it is some weird gay porn “right of passage” kind of thing, because finding an unblemished model is like the needle in the haystack these days. You can not tell me that little idiot thought that eyesore through before he did it.

Jean Grey's Anatomy says:

June 3, 2017 at 9:10 pm

I still can’t look beyond Colton’s tattoos, so he’s a solid no for me.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 9:59 pm

Yeah I get it, it’s like that Christmas lookin wreath disaster on Sebastian what’s his face’s chest. That shit would give me nightmares.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 10:01 pm

ALTHOUGH. IF. You kept his shirt on and laid him face down ass up …..

Ivan Jimenez says:

June 3, 2017 at 3:09 pm

Heres hoping Paddy flip-fucks Diego Sans in one scene,

bottoms for Johnny Rapid and Diego Sans in another scene,

and then him & Diego Sans & Jimmy Durano gets gangbanged in the final orgy scene.

Bree Van de Kamp says:

June 3, 2017 at 4:54 pm

You can polish a turd as much as you want, but at the end of the day, it’s still a turd.

Topher says:

June 3, 2017 at 6:00 pm

These two don’t need any parodies, makeup, or scenery. I’d rather they were in a bed, with Colton being Paddy’s bitch bottom, and the both of them lovin’ it, as much as I would watching it. MEN! The parody thing is getting old. It’s bad enough that most major movie blockbusters are in the Comicon sphere. I really don’t get off on my porn going there as well.

david kennedy says:

June 3, 2017 at 8:42 pm

Paddy had the amazing ability to swim ashore and emerge from the water with his trousers completely dry. The natives were terrifying! Why was Paddy wasting his time with the native when he is supposed to after Johnny. The native’s stick was hardly menacing His tatts looked rather westernised rather than indigenous. The plot makes no sense!

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 11:41 pm

LMMFAO – dude you better be trying your hand at sarcasm here, THIS is not just gay porn – it is gay porn ala “Men”, using the words “plot” and “sense” when referencing ANYTHING that comes from that site could result in the men with white jackets comin for your ass.

ArgleBjargle says:

June 4, 2017 at 5:37 pm

Colton looks so much better with the ugly tats covered up.

paultacoma51 says:

June 4, 2017 at 6:41 pm

I totally enjoyed Paddy’s pornstar appearance on Davey Wavey’s channel on YT. He came across as a good ole’ bloke.

Ramster says:

June 3, 2017 at 12:31 am

Happens to so many porn models and it’s a damn shame.

https://i.giphy.com/BT6r34ve4cLCM.gif

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:15 am

True story.

Louisbb says:

June 3, 2017 at 10:50 am

He remains handsome though, what’s wrong with his hair in that update?
Paddy is still very good-looking too.

Ivan Jimenez says:

June 3, 2017 at 3:10 pm

These twinks always seem to transition into beautiful muscular twinkish-jocks.

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 11:42 pm

OMG dude that first pic is positively haunting. *Clutches pearls*

sanfv says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:42 am

And something else too.. if his Grindr profile is correct. ( which it is because we both live in SF and I’ve thrown shade at him at Beauxs)

#smolqueen

Louisbb says:

June 3, 2017 at 10:54 am

bitch!

No_No_No_Yes says:

June 3, 2017 at 11:46 pm

I had totally driven all recollection of that ass faced gargoyle out of my memory. It took THOUSANDS of hours of gay porn.. NOW I have to start over again.

JTravis… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3967593e0f8313640f45f699787739ea76707432e543b9b3acae983eab214cd7.jpg

sanfv says:

June 3, 2017 at 1:43 am

And he’s straight, so you know when he’s not filming it’s teeming with dung beetles.

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