American College Sex: Van Busts A Nut

throwawayforget says:

That gif is hilarious. What’s the context?

C A says:

It’s a houseguest on Big Brother 19. His name is Cody and no one liked him and he didn’t like anyone there. When he was evicted last week, he hopped up grabbed his shit and bounced, without a goodbye or a fuck you to anyone.

C A says:

Yes. His ego was way too big and thinks he and his GF on the show were genetically superior to everyone else. Great eye candy, but that’s about it.

C A says:

Yup. He’s in the jury house all by himself and she’s off doing her thing. I’ve watched this movie before and knows how it ends.

C A says:

Paul was right when he said Jessica was stupid ruining her game for him. She didn’t even know if the dick is goood. WTF? He’s an asshole and knows it and is not willing to change or attempt to play the game better. Also, Kevin isn’t doing shit and he’s still there.

C A says:

The dick is a powerful thing. I hopes she’s getting plenty now that she’s out.

C A says:

Yeah. Neither one of them is going to get that. I think Mark will.

C A says:

I hate how Ramses played the game.

Jean Grey's Anatomy says:

Jess is so straight up gorgeous.

This is the first season of Big Brother I watch, there were some pretty hot guys this season, but I don’t know most of their names. But like that salt and pepper guy was way too sexy. So was the big guy. And Cody too, kinda.

Scrapple says:

As much as I dislike Cody, he exited that house like a boss. History was made, and Paul’s bitch ass can stay mad and jealous.

Scrapple says:

Paul’s bitch ass tried to be slick by not moving his feet and Cody dragged his robo balls all over Paul’s face. Now if the table had broken it would’ve been fucking hilarious. But I’m glad it didn’t. And the reactions of Alex, Jason and Josh were too funny. I could not stop replaying that scene.

Scrapple says:

I like none of them. Paul was one of the main ones talking about getting out the vets, but now that he is one he’s singing a different tune. Alex is petty and physically abusive. Josh is a fucking closet case pussy. Mattress will forever be known for that jizz towel in the kitchen. Raven is a scam artist and nightly cum target. Mark has a chemical imbalance. Kevin can’t be trusted. Thanksgiving has fucked up her brand by getting involved with this bullying garbage. Jason needs to hit up Oz for a brain.

Scrapple says:

They were talking about Audrey. She was none too pleased. But obviously Cody gives no fucks. When someone is obsessed with killing others I don’t expect them to place much value on human life.

I’d probably still give Mark a taste, but I feel like he’d be the motherfucker stalking your ass when you try to break up with him. Matt was soooo hot to me before the season started. Now he disgusts me. The way he eats. The sexfest with Raven. The childish behavior. Dude has issues. Ramses dodged a bullet. Some dick you need to leave under the glass jar.

Scrapple says:

I can’t imagine having to deal with Mark during one of those Buffalo winters where you’re trapped in your house. They are no joke. Raven has the nerve to talk about Elena lying about her financial situation. Bitch you keep talking about how you can’t eat anything and you have all these bills, but you eat everything in sight and you own two dance studios.