Family Dick: Daddy's Little Boy, Chapter 6: Outdoor Pitstop (with Jacob Armstrong (Dad) and Austin Armstrong (Son))

iloveaustin says:

November 16, 2017 at 11:29 am

This dad needs better scene partners.

Jay says:

November 16, 2017 at 11:36 am

Beyond the subject matter of the website, can we just also mention that fucking NAKED in the woods is how you get ticks in weird places? SMH.

david kennedy says:

November 16, 2017 at 12:13 pm

In the next sick Pedo installment, we are likely to be introduced to “my little brother & Daddy”

Trepakprince says:

November 16, 2017 at 1:33 pm

As a catholic schoolboy I wished Father What A Waste would have done something similar to this to me.

Galaxy_Scribe says:

November 16, 2017 at 3:08 pm

Are these their only two models???

hvdude says:

November 17, 2017 at 10:38 am

Right?!

Scrapple says:

November 16, 2017 at 3:27 pm

I’m assuming The Kid ends up at a community college close to home. When he graduates in four years.

freater says:

November 16, 2017 at 9:55 pm

ugh hate outdoor scenes.

Marco Sartori says:

November 17, 2017 at 2:43 am

me too. I don’t know why thay are a big thing. like a bed + passion is a “boring” thing…

Curlee says:

November 17, 2017 at 7:05 am

I disagree. Some studios do them quite well, like Cocky Boys. The bed scenes are too ordinary.

Marco Sartori says:

November 17, 2017 at 2:53 pm

there’s no ordinary for me. it depends on what the guys are doing. doing outdoors doesn’t add anythihng per se

DeeGee says:

November 18, 2017 at 6:10 am

I’m with you. Outdoors reduces bodily contact. It becomes acrobatics and orifices.

Marseric says:

November 16, 2017 at 11:58 pm

Where is Charlie Pattinson?

CLE Y&R Lover says:

November 17, 2017 at 8:29 am

And I thought my family was bad.

hvdude says:

November 17, 2017 at 10:38 am

Sick of that kid…

DeeGee says:

November 18, 2017 at 6:07 am

So wrong it’s right.

aszpleazr says:

November 18, 2017 at 4:48 pm

All I can think of is ticks and tree scrapes. Have them in a bed (if you plan on having them at all) and use your imagination. Creative dialogue and placement can go a long way.

Trepakprince says:

November 16, 2017 at 1:46 pm

Good god you’re annoying. Any one can see I meant this as a joke. I like many others have had crusehes on our teachers or people in power. We shouldn’t be held accountable for those feelings. It’s the adults in those situations that we should be disgusted with if they acted on those feelings.

Trepakprince says:

November 16, 2017 at 2:07 pm

You’re really grasping at straws. Quit trying to police humor. Your PC is just a symptom of an underlying issue that really I don’t have the time or patience to diagnose. Where does it end with you? My grandmother was a survivor in the holocaust and made several jokes regarding it, would you be the one to tell her know? You must be really fun at parties…

Miloš Del Rey says:

November 16, 2017 at 2:08 pm

LOL I thought you were making fun of Milo Yin tbh.

Trepakprince says:

November 16, 2017 at 2:25 pm

Man, I was so worried that you wouldn’t RSVP so I didn’t send you an invitation. It’s a good thing you’ll never be invited to any of my parties. Are we done here?

Trepakprince says:

November 16, 2017 at 2:26 pm

And another thing, how the hell did I make a joke about other people’s experience? I directly implicated me as the child who felt the disappointment. Girl, you’re reaching.

Trepakprince says:

November 16, 2017 at 2:28 pm

I’m just sitting here enjoying this 2 day one side slug fest with this dotard. It really isn’t fair. I think these two are cut from the same cloth.