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117 Comments | August 5, 2018

Clark at SeanCody

Clark at SeanCody

Clark at SeanCody

Meet Sean Cody’s Clark #4. He’s a 23-year-old Southern California boy with blue eyes, chiseled abs and a very well-built and toned body.

Clark loves the beach and some of his hobbies include sports, going to the gym, socializing and spending time with friends and family. He describes himself as someone who is simply enjoying life to the fullest.

Clark is definitely not shy when it comes to the subject of his dick and masturbating!

“My dick is about 6 and a half inches and it curves to the left. When I first started jacking off as a kid, I would jack it to the left and that’s why it hangs to the left. It’s bulky, veiny and it’s very firm.”

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Kevin says:
August 5, 2018 at 5:56 am

Nice body but his dick is not that impressive. He definitely is not 23.

Kevin says:
August 5, 2018 at 5:56 am

Nice body but his dick is not that impressive. He definitely is not 23.

emercycrite says:
August 5, 2018 at 8:36 am

Beautiful body.

some charge says:
August 5, 2018 at 9:13 am

Why they keep wasting resources on solos that won’t return?

Colton, The Major Hussy says:
August 5, 2018 at 10:36 am

Wooof, what an amazing body!

moondoggy says:
August 5, 2018 at 10:53 am

I would like to see him again.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:00 am

Gurl, if this man is 23… then me and Beyonce are sisters.

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:54 am

Hey Michelle.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:00 pm

You tried it hoe!

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:50 pm

I know you’re not used to success. But hun that ain’t it. Sundays are reserved for Jesus, Power, and Big Brother. I’ll drag that ass tomorrow.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:50 pm

I know you’re not used to success. But hun that ain’t it. Sundays are reserved for Jesus, Power, and Big Brother. I’ll drag that ass tomorrow.

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:55 pm

You need to drag yourself to the front of the church and put the rest of your tithe in the collection plate. Just because that money came from hoeing don’t mean you’re not supposed to give that full ten.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 4:22 pm

A hoe trying to call somebody else a hoe? Gurl, you’re a throwback thot like Tokyo Toni. Your wide hole has more mileage on it than a 1995 ford f150 – which came out around the time you first put on your wig and high heels and JC penny dress to take the stroll. Noxeema was your inspiration, getting trades was your dedication. You aged out of hoeing and now you wanna act brand new? Smh. Bitches be forgetting w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶d̶u̶m̶p̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ they come from.

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 5:36 pm

“Kelly, Michelle is just mad we made ‘Say My Name’ as an empowerment anthem and she uses it as a cry for help.”

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3da9a4e2348a8c533192eeb0751e6693ea3a7b8138ff9dede877a9a67cd944f0.gif
“We should’ve learned our lesson from Bad Girls Club. Replacement bitches never learn their place.”

Colton, The Major Hussy says:
August 5, 2018 at 12:57 pm

Solange, is this you girl?

Me2 says:
August 5, 2018 at 1:14 pm

I didn’t recognize her outside that elevator!

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:05 pm

No, i’m the other sister that Beyonce tried to lock away. But like Remy Ma, i’m finally free!

L. T. says:
August 6, 2018 at 6:02 pm

Yo’ wild-as-shit ass!!! LMFAO

Quinton Jackson says:
August 6, 2018 at 8:28 pm

😘

Colton, The Major Hussy says:
August 5, 2018 at 12:57 pm

Solange, is this you girl?

BLACKjHAMMER says:
August 5, 2018 at 10:28 pm

Quintin I did not want 2 be the first 2 bring it up but I don’t mind being the 2ND LOL Clark
2 me does not look a day younger than 35 and that’s not a bad thing after all everyone cannot be 23 !

bloodhound says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:09 am

It’s 32 I guess, but I don’t care. He is fine

Curlee says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:55 am

23. It is not uncommon for some guys hair to start receding early. everything else about his body is unarguably 23.

bloodhound says:
August 5, 2018 at 12:16 pm

Truth. Man , one day I was 7th grade and there was a bunch of hair balls on my pillow. So that’s possible.

Bair says:
August 5, 2018 at 12:57 pm

Or there abouts. He is YOUNG and GORGEOUS. That is definitely unarguable.

Bair says:
August 5, 2018 at 12:53 pm

I SO agree. It is amusing to me that what many focus on concerning this GORGEOUS man, is his age. He is YOUNG, however YOUNG he is. He does seem to have a “tell” when he might be lying. Clark, I’m sure, is his PORN NAME and not his real name. He raises his brows when he says his name is Clark. He raises his brows when he says he is 23. He raises his brows NOT EVEN A LITTLE when he talks about football, and being overweight and picked on, ETC. Maybe he read this blog in the past and realized how PETTY and AGEIST gays can be (as some prove today) so he decided to fib a bit. I’m guessing he is 26 or so. Whatever his age…..WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b89ff438704d8c65c125c9709c628b7debf65395e65eb387c26f6b0f056bb74b.gif

nodoubtfan says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:12 am

23? I mean, I know some white dudes age like a banana, but 23??!? That receding hairline says late 20s, and I’m being generous. (He’s also giving me some Blake vibes facially, but the resemblance ends there.)

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:58 am

23? Kal-El, I think you misjudged the amount of years it took you to travel from Krypton to Earth. I’m gonna need you to redo your calculations and show your work. Also, our yellow sun is not like your red sun, as you’ve already gathered. SPF and moisturizer are our friends here.

He’s cute. Much cuter in the vid than the pics. He actually reminds me of Brandon Evans. That hair is all the way wrong, but that’s an easy enough fix. Hopefully that firmness he talks about is more present in the actual scene. I’m assuming he previously struggled with FFK Syndrome and has only recently gained the courage to step into his gay truth. We shall see.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 5, 2018 at 3:04 pm

OH damn!! Now see *I* am usually the first one to shred a fake ID!! Lord knows there is no shortage of “Gay Math” in gay porn. I say he looks 23, the hair is pulling down his game tho poor baby. Gads.. maybe I have been away too long, my talons seem to have lost their edge.

I had a friend in HIGH SCHOOL who’s hair was WAY worse than that senior year. I felt awful for him. Everytime I see a guy losing his hair I think of him. Not a day went by that poor bastard didn’t get raked over the coals at some point or another. I can’t imagine how that has to fuck with your head. The poor kids face would go matador red, and his eyes would go to the floor, you could just see he wanted to crawl under the nearest rock. I’d usually try to change the subject fast, but those fuckers were like dogs with a new bone. We played soccer together, a few of the guys on the team used to call him grandpa – and it stuck. Teenagers can really be fucked up and cruel. He had a gorgeous face, super tight body, but he seriously looked 35 at 17 years old. When it first got obvious, he took to trucker hats like it was a religion, but the fucktards would constantly snatch his shit because that is what fucktards do. Poor kid.

I saw him with his SMOKIN hot wife at a funeral just after I got out of college. I didn’t recognize him at first, he had a really full head of hair – it was a weave I’m sure but it had to be high end, and it was very well styled, if you didn’t know he was balding before you’d never have guessed – he looked fucking hot. It was really hard not to stare.. no more grandpa. The change in his confidence was amazing too, he was all smiles, I thought that was really sexy as well. Some of the other assholes were there, sporting big guts, bad wardrobe and bald spots, complete with their rotund teen mom wives… he never said a word but I saw his eyes pop looking their way – I know he was on cloud 9. Personally I think most often the weaves are usually way worse than a shaved head but in his case.. wow. He seriously had me feelin some kinda way!

SO. Genetics are not always our friend. I was thinking the same thing about Brandon Evans, but so far his hasn’t gone much further south. I am thankful I was blessed with great genes, my granddad still has a crazy head of hair at nearly 80, solid white but quite thick. Although seeing him with no shirt.. I’ll be shaving my body hair or gettin laser done when I get old. He looks like a fuckin great white Wookie, I didn’t know body hair could grow THAT long. Although maybe by then I won’t give a fuck either.

Bottom line, this guy is hot – I’d hit it for sure. That crooked dick could also reveal a hidden talent if used skillfully! Let’s hope we get to find out.

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 5:48 pm

Eye-fucking people at a funeral is sooo crass.

See, I don’t even think the hair is what’s aging him, for me. It’s the whole look. He’s not super weathered or wrinkled, but he’s not selling me 23 with that face. I’d guess he’s in the early part of his late twenties.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 5, 2018 at 6:03 pm

His features are very chiseled to begin with, coupled with the fact he is pretty damn shredded, I’d venture he is at or below 6% body fat – possibly even less. That lower “V” doesn’t pop like that without some really serious work and nearly all your fat gone. The fact he used to be a chubby kid.. he probably lived on tic tacs and water for a week before this shoot. Even worse if he is maintaining that low body fat on the regular, because then your body burns that layer of collagen – and THAT you don’t get back. Baby face gone forever. I’d probably be more inclined to agree with you were in not for the fact he so obviously does not look 23.. it’s a stupid assertion to make unless it IS true because anyone with eyes is going to be like “what?!”. That’s like begging to get called out and flayed. LOL!

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 6:18 pm

It’s Sean Cody. They’ve been presenting lies as truths for over a decade. They’re not going to change tactics just because they changed ownership.

Tic Tacs and water? That’s amateur hour. It’s all about watermelon, cucumbers and lemons. The melon and the cukes remove the need for extra water, and the lemon acts as a diuretic. The meaty part of the watermelon rind and oil from the lemon can be used as an under-eye treatment or as a full face mask. Throw some condoms on the cucumbers and you can feed your hole before you feed yourself. It’s all about starvation combined with multi-purpose functionality.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 5, 2018 at 11:36 pm

OMFG. I missed you.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:
August 6, 2018 at 9:15 am

Hey mate. Good to see you back! *hug and ass grab

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 11:11 am

Backatcha! XO

Steve Crockett says:
August 5, 2018 at 12:13 pm

He looks good on his knees, would not mind seeing him serving Randy, Malcolm or Frankie

CA says:
August 5, 2018 at 8:22 am

He’s sexy, handsome and has a great body–really nice legs. However, that’s not a good 23, I’ll take them at their word. Can’t see why they would push such a random age, but this is the new Sean Cody so….

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/956161bde0ec573423c340b9dc1ce4355e1faa66832a36f57cd1897fa2a79352.gif

Bair says:
August 5, 2018 at 9:36 am

I’m so bad at guessing ages. I just know he looks young. 23 or 32, I can’t guess. I do know that 23 year old men can begin to have thinning hair. I’ve known a few, and that causes them to appear older to the eyes of people who only expect older men to be thinning. He is a BEAUTIFUL man (in many ways) and reminds me (does not look like but reminds me) so much of a handsome, young, blond, chiseled and sensitive looking William Hurt. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e5a2478776c68b64f65731db0280857d8d94e4c547c49c2e38eb9cea641cfd2c.jpg

CA says:
August 8, 2018 at 3:57 am

I can see it–he’s actually more handsome than Hurt.

I agree, I know guys who lost hair pre-undergrad. He looks like his aging will plateau though at some point…like he’ll be hot way into his 70s. Armie Hammer is kinda like that, he looks a solid 5-8 years older than he is but he will likely look like that forever.

Dkingz33 says:
August 5, 2018 at 8:52 am

Another model lying about his age he looks at least 30 lol

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 5, 2018 at 1:38 pm

Nice work, he has got the carriage down, great smile, handsome, but dude loose the hair product and maybe crop that a little shorter. Updo’s are dead, done to death – and when you are thinning it just makes it more obvious. You have the perfect chiseled features to pull off a military crew cut man. Do that, maybe grow your stubble a day or two just to muss you up a bit (I love hint of don’t give a shit on a choir boy face.) Then my man, we need to discuss the lack of a clear shot of your pucker. The games these assholes at Sean Cody play. Stop.

Great bubble butt, well sculpted legs, not a single view of the pound sign.. this goes 1 of 2 ways. A.) It has seen so much traffic everybody will know you are here to get it (We are good with that.) – or B.) You are going to make all these bitches cry because you got no intention of sharing your obvious asset. I strongly caution you NOBODY here will be happy with option “B”, and the trash talk will blow a bitch’s mind.

That said, I am getting a “quiet maniac” in the sheets flavor here, but I am going to withhold judgement till I see the goods. My gut tells me you won’t disappoint. Legs like that are meant to be displayed properly, wide open and in the air.

SC.. don’t fuck this up. Put this one under Jack.. MUSH. For ONCE dispense of all the stupid posturing and just get ta fucking. Something tells me our boy is here to make up for lost “time”.

PS. That name.. What in the mother fuck?! 3 other “Clarks” is already an indication you give zero fucks. Do we need to buy you hayseeds a bloody baby name book? Did you MISS the part during puberty that detailed the method of picking a porn name when said party has dropped his damn basket or was robbed at birth of any semblance of creative thought?

Very Nordic features, strong hips, broad shoulders, great smile… I hereby dub thee Kilian.

For future reference there are a dozen sites for this shit, put some damn thought into it or hand the job to someone who is not a simpleton.

There. Bodies everywhere.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:06 pm

I missed your write ups. Scrapple only wishes she could write an articulate write up like this.

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:55 pm

Why are you so obsessed with not using a glossing serum for those flyaways?

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 5:50 pm

Well if you’re reppin’ the cure, I’ll gladly stick with the disease. Thanks.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 6, 2018 at 11:39 am

Stick to what you know I guess. Your damaged bawdy is used to carrying around diseases.

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 2:37 pm

Nope. Unlike you I’m always prepared. And I ain’t talking about Truvada.

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 9:50 pm

Cute. A low-res gif for a low class bitch.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 7, 2018 at 11:01 am

I used a low-res gif for a non factor.

Scrapple says:
August 7, 2018 at 3:02 pm

What you should’ve used is some Max Factor to cover up those brow wrinkles. If you didn’t make an “I can’t believe this is happening!” surprise face every time someone throws you some pity dick, your forehead wouldn’t look like a tilled field during planting season.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 7, 2018 at 7:10 pm

You’re a day late and a dollar short – i’m done with you peasant. You should’ve brought this same energy yesterday, but instead you wanted to post Michelle gifs. Now exit my castle before I call the guards to throw you out like DJ Jazzy Jeff.

Scrapple says:
August 7, 2018 at 8:34 pm

I must be Harold or Kumar, because the only time I’d visit your “Castle” is if I had a craving for a jalapeno slider, some loaded fries and an order of chicken rings.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 8, 2018 at 10:58 am

Bye, wig!

Scrapple says:
August 8, 2018 at 4:03 pm

Cry, pig!

Quinton Jackson says:
August 8, 2018 at 6:27 pm

So childish. Now i see why you’re single ☕

Scrapple says:
August 8, 2018 at 9:03 pm

Just because I’m not like you, hiring a skywriter every time a man decides to become a repeat customer/offender, it doesn’t mean I’m single. Not all of us have to put our business on front street. You know front street, don’t you? I’ve heard it’s your favorite corner to work.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 9, 2018 at 10:31 am

I will no longer waste words on you, Ms Scrapple. I will now respond with gifs. I can’t keep entertaining your dementia, I have a palace to run! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/69c3548de5e75ed56be7547c1144743f59cd0cd8e2a1badc2d32916da2ebb0da.gif

Scrapple says:
August 9, 2018 at 3:35 pm

Thank you, Jet Li.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 9, 2018 at 3:55 pm

You welcome, Jackie Chan.

Scrapple says:
August 9, 2018 at 5:10 pm

And now you can return to your Lego palace.

Quinton Jackson says:
August 9, 2018 at 5:54 pm

😂😂😂😂😘

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 5, 2018 at 3:26 pm

LOL

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 5, 2018 at 3:23 pm

There you go tryin ta turn a bitches head! ;) Oh Scapple doesn’t stumble with prose LOL!! I call it how I see it, or wait for my rice crispys to tell me what to think. Otherwise known as stating the obvious in the snarkiest way I can possibly muster.

Sarcasm. It’s a way of life.

entireleaves says:
August 5, 2018 at 2:32 pm

This is the kind of guy that I would be perfectly happy hooking up with in real life because the body is right but don’t especially want to watch in porn because he does not have a porn dick.

Stevienowonder says:
August 5, 2018 at 4:33 pm

The body can be praised but that face , which looks like 43 rather than 23 and additionally (f)ugly , makes me sick a bit …

Sask says:
August 5, 2018 at 7:29 pm

Wow. Sean Cody found that mold for athletic hunks they used to feature. This guy is a hunk: great frame hung with great muscles. And a nice face. And no tatts. The only flaw IMO is the manscaper should be left in the box.

John Doe says:
August 5, 2018 at 9:58 pm

Some people age quicker than others.

BLACKjHAMMER says:
August 5, 2018 at 10:38 pm

I hope Clark CUMS back as a BOTTOM !!!

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 7:01 am

AN OPEN LETTER TO CLARK IV (Seriously Kilian suits you so much better)

I would apologize for the needlessly cruel remarks you are reading here, BUT mean girls don’t roll like that. I would normally be the biggest duck in the puddle, but I have been away and am sadly out of practice. Consider it friendly hazing.. no really I have seen and done much worse.

I will point out a few glaringly bizarre similarities that my astute cohort Scrapple (Queen of the Damned) lightly grazed. 1st go to the search bar and lookup Blake III. If you read nothing else – scroll back to his very FIRST appearance and read the comments thread. That bitch got trashed far worse than you over.. well strikingly similar issues. The REALLY hilarious part – I see zero stats for him, perhaps one of these “knowers of all things Sean Cody” has that intel and can clarify that ( I could swear he was listed as 18 or 19 or some ridiculous shit like that originally ) not that it means shit. You can trust what ever he did say, he looks 10 years older, because not everyone looks like they just closed their gym class locker. The similarities between the two of you.. well if you ever wanted to fuck yourself, have them book Blake III. You will never get closer, and I think it could make peoples heads explode.

If you are unfamiliar (you’d have to live under a rock) Blake has been one of the most loved butt sluts in Sean Cody’s scantless tattered history. Focus on that point.. No really, wanna shut some mouthy bitches up? Channel your inner cum guzzling cock hungry “No dick too big” man whore, get up on that big dick and RIDE like a boss. BAM, done. Ask Blake III.

Other things I could point out (endless). Dude, you are WAY more jacked than he EVER was. If you look at the comments under his debut, people were even dissing his now somewhat legendary ass. In fact, he was just sort of a fuzzy utterly average dude. His hair was actually worse than yours, having apparently just stumbled off the set of Scooby Doo. Your butt is actually nicer than his.. what I can see of it anyway. One mistake he apparently did not make was listing his age. Or did he? Judging by the comments to that scene I doubt it, trust people would have been all over that shit.

Oddly there is no sign of his original write up OR stats ANYWHERE. SCANDALOUS. Was there a COVERUP to go with his epic bad comb over?!

I have to laugh about his remarks regarding being “selective” who he bottoms for. Apparently at the bottom of his selection form there was an over ride box marked “Just ride the fuck outta that dick!”. NOTE: We like that box. He may have actually plopped his hungry hole on every dick on the site, at least once. Gotta respect that shit.

So. In closing, want to brake check some tailgaters? Have them fetch you Jess, work that majestic tool of his like it’s the last thing you’ll ever get to put in your mouth, and ride that cock till he forgets his damn name. People can never get enough of him loosing his shit and accidentally blowing his load up a dudes ass. Okay.. that last line might be slightly self serving with no basis in fact. Ha.

Welcome to your life in gay porn. Good luck.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 4:21 pm

She was crazy hot. RIP

Ivan Jimenez says:
August 6, 2018 at 8:08 am

His body is perfection like our Shaw!

Get him back for a flip scene ASAP!

Young Neil says:
August 6, 2018 at 12:03 pm

He does have a fit body, I just find him incredibly boring.. but if he is the first to top Archie or Brock (totally making up stuff right now), then I will be alright with him/ I will find him so much hotter (somehow).

…But if he is only here to fuck Lane and Kaleb (or even some of the new guys that feel almost like new lane) or even just be a Bottom to a lot of the new guys we’ve had lately, then pass…

Jason Carr says:
August 6, 2018 at 12:58 pm

STOP SHAVING YOUR PUBES FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!

Guy says:
August 6, 2018 at 5:26 pm

He’s 23?????

Tsarofblueeyedsoul says:
August 7, 2018 at 5:55 am

So he has an undoubtedly hot body but that dick is small, especially for porn and as many have stated I do not believe he’s 23. No way , no how

qeenral says:
August 8, 2018 at 3:29 pm

anyone having issue with seancody website, all videos prior to 5 years ago are unavailable.

Bair says:
August 5, 2018 at 8:52 am

That’s a picture of indootje’s cock. It was brave of him to share it.

elmtree says:
August 5, 2018 at 8:34 pm

Wow, he looks SO much better/hotter in the video. Yum!

Scrapple says:
August 5, 2018 at 5:56 pm

Unless you’re Michelle Obama or the other Michelle Williams. And yes K. Michelle, that tag applies to you too, boo boo.

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 12:04 am

Warning: The following beauty regimen may cause diminished loads as well as diminished wrinkles.

Disclaimer done. As for Gwyneth, that bitch always has to be extra. Kindly let her know I’ll be substituting the jade for Chris Martin’s dick. And there will be no “conscious uncoupling.” I know all about true cupping and it has nothing to do with heated mugs. Goop!

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 10:57 am

Oh – haha! In other FAR more scintillating news.. one of the GREATEST byproducts of this blackout:

After several VERY awkward insanely hot encounters, toys, enough lube to run a slip and slide, each time pushing my boundaries a little further – I had my FIRST ever MIND BENDING orgasm while being plowed at a most inappropriate place and time. LOL! Probably way TMI but you like that shit anyway LMMFAO!

We were at his Mom’s in his old room over Christmas, (I may never be able to face that woman again without blushing) , and I wanted to give him something special lol. (Alright yeah I had just enough liqueur while talking trash with his sisters I was horned up beyond retrieval) WELL. We took a shower together after the necessary sanitary operation was complete, and I realized we had forgotten the lube. Ugh. SO this was going to be the first time I ever got spit fucked, and that alone had me more than a little worried. We are both usually pretty loud when we go at it, furniture gets shoved things get broken.. But for obvious reasons we are all tryin to be low key. I would later realize that his rickety assed bed would make low key pointless. At that point dick in my butt was still pretty new to me and just working his big fat dick in my ass without screaming was going to be a feat, so he had to go verrrrry slow, and I was still biting the pillow. of course every time he hocked up more spit I was convinced everyone in the house could hear and knew what we were doing. He starts slowly bump fucking me while we’re spooning, inching in little by little, I had deided no matter how bad it hurt I wasn’t stopping him for anything this time. His bed is already making such a racket the pillow was a wasted effort, but I was determined this was going down. By the time he gets close to IN I am yelping into the pillow, he says “You good?” I whispered “No wussing out this time, fuck me.” (OMG) I’m so flustered at this point, not knowing whether to kiss him or punch him and about to pass out from lack of oxygen, he looses his damn mind and starts pounding me! I mean RAPPID “Dawson” style fucking me silly!! He had NEVER done that before and I’m in total shock, his bed sounds like it is going to go to pieces, I got all kinds of crazy sensation goin on from places I had only heard about and I reach down to grab my dick and BAM! I feel like I am about to cum, but this is different.. I start screaming “OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUCK” in this high pitched voice I didn’t even know I had, I swear I felt his dick hitting my lungs, my ass is half on fire, I’m drunk, short on oxygen, and this little shit is driving the bus on my ass! NOW I’m not sure if I am cumming or about to piss all over his bed! I start to panic for a second trying to hold it back. Turns out he found my magic spot LOL! DUDE!! I saw stars! I was cumming alright, “OH MY FUCKIN GOD!! FUCK! FUCK YES!! OH FUCK YES, OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!! OH SHIT!!!” At that moment I didn’t give a shit WHO heard me!!! There was not a soul in that house that did not hear me nutting. Hell probably two houses over for that matter. It was fucking EPIC. Then total silence.. I’m laying there, I swear you could hear snow flakes falling, picturing everyone in the house trying to contain their laughter. He starts giggling.. and I am still just in total shock and bliss. It was so fucking hot. I faded dead out seconds later – cum in my ass cum all over my belly – done.

The next day.. well awkward doesn’t even scratch the surface. I went to grab a coffee, to a kitchen full of people. I’m already avoiding eye contact with ANYONE, and his Mom gets up and gets in the fridge.. I hear this little voice coming from the fridge “Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh shit!” and of course the laughter erupts. NOT my finest moment LOL. It went on like that all day. Family bonding.

The bastard has since perfected the art of nailing my spot. Often. I love my ass ALMOST as much as I love my dick. In some twisted way I think I am glad it never happened till he came along.

So there, I just shared my hottest most mortifying cum extravaganza. Don’t ever say I don’t show you love.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 8:56 am

Now don’t get your knickers in a bunch sugar, I am as ADHD as I ever was. It is nothing short of a miracle I get shit done LOL! I missed you guys like crazy, but if you saw me logging on and off my shit the passed two days you’d be rolling. I honestly feel like I am cheating on HB – it’s utterly irrational but this was me: Opens laptop, riffles in web address, types response, slaps laptop shut goes back to TV and stares at laptop. Lather rinse repeat. I looked like a crack head going into his stash box fast and dirty so nobody saw. There was nobody here but me. It’s slightly humiliating LOL! So, I was not ignoring you, I was just waiting for the imaginary people to not be watching. Yes I know that is batshit crazy.

I will of course confess my transgression when he comes home tomorrow. We had an agreement, and I am in violation.

I should point out the agreement was more for my benefit than his. For as long as – well ever, I have always been the king of multitasking. I just never saw myself through someone else’s eyes before. I always used to rip on people who were seemingly glued to their phones 24/7. I was just as bad if not worse.. I just had better equipment and far better unrestricted ability. My job would never suffer because THAT would just never happen. But my personal life.. well I just never allowed anyone to stay in my mix long enough to get called out.

The whole thing came to a head last summer. We had just listed his house, and were headed to LAX. A car stopped short at the bottom of the exit ramp, I slammed on the brakes and very narrowly avoided hitting it – but BLAMMO – the asshat behind me did not. We got stuffed into the car ahead of us. My beloved M3 deployed all air bags, and in the process I wound up with a bloody nose and a cut lip. Blood everywhere. HB started freaking the fuck out, and at this point I was too thinking by his reaction I was horribly disfigured! LMFAO! Well a look in the rear view quashed that, and I started laughing. Him still going batshit, I pulled out my phone and started snap chatting a friend. Game over, he grabbed my shit and hurled it into traffic.

Alas, the M3 was toast, we missed our flight, and I was about to get schooled. Lid off can, worms everywhere. SO. After hearing him out, denying everything of course.. I finally saw myself through his eyes, and given the time to really be honest with myself? (3 days) I saw that if I didn’t make a change, this was never going to work. All this technology just sort of sneaks into your life, and it is so gradual you never notice the things you are missing as a result. I have never been good at feathering the gas, so the easiest and hardest thing was to just put it all down. I actually deleted everything but this profile. HB was never really all that into it anyway, he is a far more private person than I ever was so his end took 5 seconds lol.

The outcome? Amazing. The end.

So, all that spilled, after tonight I will probably ghost again for a while. See initially my boredom was mind numbing.. but oddly enough, it made me reach out to him, and as scary as that was it was everything. JESUS.. shoot me.

BB don’t fret lol, it’s not that I didn’t miss this, I just would have missed him more.

david david says:
August 6, 2018 at 11:22 am

I laughed so hard at that K. Michelle bit. LOL!

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 2:39 pm

I think she’s finally getting her life together, but it was touch and go there for a minute. I think Candy’s plastic surgery storyline from Pose was based on her.

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 2:59 pm

Tramp. We knew you had it in you. And that you wanted it in you. Now you spreadin’ like Velveeta.
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No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 3:13 pm

HAHAHA!! It has added an entirely new and exciting dimension to our sex life. I never would have believed this shit if someone had told me I’d be doing this a year ago. I will say this, it is a LOT more exciting without 8 spectators in the house.

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 3:38 pm

I tried to tell you. But you don’t know until you know.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 4:20 pm

True story.

Scrapple says:
August 6, 2018 at 2:53 pm

Because I don’t like magnesium deposits in my asshole.

Also that hard mineral can’t help me sing a duet of “Princess of China” so I can trigger Nicki Minaj.

Maximus says:
August 6, 2018 at 7:49 pm

Social media is destroying the world. It also prevents you from being present and fully enjoying life. You’re right to limit yourself and focus on the people right there in front of you.

P.S. I hope that your car was able to be repaired. I would devastated if that happened to my 3 Series.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 10:17 pm

That is stellar news, the lawyer thing that is! Sorry the love life went sideways, it simply means you were meant to be with someone else.. I have thought often over this past year, if I had done this for any of the other close calls, who I might have still been with – and I can’t really see myself with any of them. You will make an amazing lawyer.

No_No_No_Yes says:
August 6, 2018 at 10:34 pm

Alas, no – the car was totaled. The hitch ball on the vehicle we cot pushed into took out everything in it’s path, and they said there was damage to the rear frame rails as well. I was devastated of course, HB feigned disappointment but he hated the car lol. In an effort to quash me finding anything with an equivalent level of performance and terrible ride, he tried sticking me with his 6 series so he could go buy a Bentley and feel no guilt. Not happening. Oh he can buy the grandpa car if he wants, but he knows I will never let him live it down if he does it before his lease is up. I haven’t replaced her yet, we were out of the country so it just seemed silly. ( I have been googling older M3’s behind his back) LOL!

david david says:
August 7, 2018 at 11:00 am

I honestly haven’t seen a single episode of that show. I feel like I’m a bad gay. LOL! Is there a chance Evan Peters will have a gay scene there?

Scrapple says:
August 7, 2018 at 3:05 pm

His side piece on the show is a trans woman. They’ve had only one major love scene.

It really is an amazing show. I was literally hooked from the first frame. The characters. The music. The storylines. The reads! It’s soooo good. Every episode I’m laughing, crying or sometimes both. I probably watch scenes from an episode or a full episode every day.

Also, the mens be hot.

david david says:
August 8, 2018 at 10:09 am

Now I’m intrigued. I just searched for that scene you mentioned. I want more. LOL! I think I really need to watch it.

Scrapple says:
August 8, 2018 at 4:03 pm

From. The. Beginning.

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