Sean Cody: Deacon Fucks Cole (Bareback)

some charge says:

No, itno the trash bin it goes.

JK3 says:

I said long ago that the moment Asher stopped filming with Deacon, Deacon was going to be in demand and Asher was going to disappear. Little did I know that they would resort to letting Deacon top pad his scenes.

Why are there Aretha gifs in the comment section for this scene? Whew chile … the desperation.

Guy says:

Deacon stinks as a top!

Ivan Jimenez says:

Love the cum eating!

Eclipse says:

Scrap can I just say that even though I haven’t been commenting, your posts always give me life? You are so clever, I’d be shocked if you don’t write for a prestige comedy show tbh. Basically ily.

Eclipse says:

Let me know when your Netflix stand-up special & original series double feature drops!

Btw I never got to discuss but holy shit did you see the final season of UnReal??

Eclipse says:

Duuuuude! You gotta treat yourself and get the Hulu subscription! Between that and Castle Rock (when it finishes airing in a few weeks), you’re set!

I’ve been bad with tv lately. Pretty much only catching up on Supernatural and watching Animal Kingdom / saving material for my spank bank. The things I would do to / for J and Deran smh.

Eclipse says:

Seeing those two flip fuck would result in me being Thanos-ed. “I don’t feel so good Mr. Scrap…”

Eclipse says:

*collapses*

Scrapple says:

My DVR is at 86%. That’s the lowest it has been in months. It’s funny you mention Supernatural, because I was two and a half seasons behind until the last week or so. I’m actually now a quarter of the way through the last season. I’m laughing at the AK mention, because a few hours ago I said I wanted CF’s Zach (now Zach Country) and CF’s Matt (now ND’s Mason Williams) to do a scene so I can live my J/Deran fantasy. I’m also laughing because, while I have not spilled fluid to that particular scene between Deran and Linc, I haven’t deleted the episode. Because damn. Shame you have to get through Leary’s old ass to get to that scene, but nothing ventured nothing gained.

Scrapple says:

I can’t be trusted to stream episodes before they get deleted. Plus some shows don’t show the new episode until a week later. I’m not trying to be an episode behind until midseason finales.

I’ve never really hated a season. And that’s counting the Leviathan arc. Some plotlines I had already known about before catching up, but it was still nice seeing them play out. Twelve was very good. Loved all the returning characters. Enjoying thirteen so far. I’m in it until the boys quit. Which probably won’t be for a while, since this show is basically their third tier beard.

Aiden is alright but Linc is too fine for words. Those sweaty bodies all mashed up together. That was a sight. And I already was giving Jake “he’s not straight” side-eye before the show even started, but that scene cinched it. I do like Leary’s character, and I like their relationship. Way more accepting than Smurf has been.

Eclipse says:

Yas, Pose is amazing. I shouldn’t be surprised, you have excellent taste.

Damn your pop culture knowledge includes daytime soaps? I’m impressed. I totally agree about Chuck and Rob Benedict. Did you hear about him suffering a stroke at a fan event? I’m so glad he was able to recover, thank God.

I see that. I give Deran a lot of credit because of how he’s tried to make it up to Aiden. I know he needs to get his life together but a lot of the time he just seems like a young guy who’s lost in the world. Finding out his father wasn’t accepting gave him even more sympathy points. I just think Linc is too good for Deran, he deserves a good guy with a legitimate job.

Eclipse says:

It really was! Totally agree (no joke listening to that now and feeling some kind of melancholic way). The ending made me dry sob lmao. If I still had ~emotions, I would’ve been bawling lol.

Oh no! That’s awful, I hope he recovers fully! I remember him the most from the Luck of the Irish. He was great in that. Come to think of it, a few people I really dig had breaks on Disney Channel Original Movies. Another that comes to mind is Katey Sagal (Ms. Leela) in Smart House.

You kind of described Mickey and Ian there and that just makes me miss them more. So I guess I’m too biased to see this clearly. But I get it. I’m such an old-fashioned soul. You’re talking about Linc getting his back blown out when I’m like “I just want him to find someone monogamous that appreciates him and can spoon him after a long day spent saving lives.” This last ep made me wish I could see Craig without the hippie look. He looks like he would clean up hella nice.

Eclipse says:

I’m so glad this comment went through because it is (unsurprisingly) gold. It’s cute that you still DVR. If I still recorded shows, I’d fill the deluxe extra extra storage model up inside of a week.

Dude I just started season 12. I actually surprisingly loved 11 and would rank it near the top (probably 5,4,3,11 as of now). I mostly keep up because I was one of those sad thirsty middle school gays lusting after them way back when season 1 was airing week to week (“The plot is amazing!” Pshht you knew my ass was lying because it sure wasn’t in season 1). Season 12 is starting out slooow though which has somehow resulted in me taking a break and lowkey hate-watching Insatiable (judge me).

I DIDN’T DELETE IT EITHER LMAO. They looked so good together too. Not gonna lie, been enjoying Leary lol. Hey at least he doesn’t judge Deran? Which is surprising? That Zach and Matt scene…if only they had a vault like the Walt Belami Studios one.

Eclipse says:

Agreed about all of that :’) Lil Papi <3 Candy annihilated me lmao that was the most "what the fuck moment" sandwiched into an otherwise emotionally-charged episode of television that I've seen in a while. I cackled at it all though. Speaking of that scene, Billy Porter (and MJ… hell most of these beautiful creatures) better get his Emmy nom.

I think I'm probably one of the most understanding of the Murphy stans. I've liked to absolutely loved most of what he's worked on probably because I "get" him. He's def got ADHD but hell I'm never bored watching his productions. I even watched all of Glee, resulting in lots of shade courtesy of…everyone. Hell, I find myself missing Nip/Tuck all of the time. Now THAT was some crazy shit.

I'm sad you never got into Shameless, I legit love everyone on that show. I've spent so many years lusting after Jeremy Allen White and Mickey (the bad boy bottom thing really worked for me). Maybe you should consider revisiting? It isn't perfect but damn if it's hilarious and heartbreaking at times (in the best way).

I get that, makes sense. He needs a man who will make him dinner and give him back massages. Where do we apply?

I watch that show with friends and I don't want to spontaneously ejaculate in front of company so nope, keep that accent and that perfect twink ass under wraps, J.

Scrapple says:

Candy and Lulu are trifling bitches who can’t even be loyal to the people they were friends with. Billy should get a nom for the AIDS episode and MJ for the Mother’s Day episode. Loved their duet too. Papi slays me. Every. Time.

I just hate how Ryan’s shows end up looking like they were written by someone who has no knowledge of the show once you’re like three seasons in. Character histories be damned. Glee was a fucking mess by the end, and the downfall started with Blaine’s de-aging and the repeated semester, and ended with Dottie of all people deciding she was trans. The show used to inform the music, then it became about writing episodes around songs. Nip/Tuck started out the same way and went off the rails. It’s only saving grace is all the literal hot asses that paraded through the show (like Misha Collins).

Even though Cam and Jeremy are foine, I could never get into the show for some reason. Probably because of bearded Bill Macy looking all slovenly in those tanks.

Apply in six months after Linc’s tests come back clean. Deran be living foul. I swear in one episode he fucked Adrian with a plastic baggie and not a condom.

Scrapple says:

Coven was much more cohesive than Asylum with the aliens and Nazis. Really Coven only lost me with Misty’s end and that whole rape thing with Queenie. And the rape thing with Kyle. And the rape thing with the Butler and Madison’s corpse. Damn, that season was rape heavy. But the characters were great. I can’t stand Emma. Not just because he beat up Evan, but because her acting is trash. Madison is the same character she played in Scream Queens, just with magic. Even her FreakShow character was in that same bitchy vein. I don’t know how I’d rank the seasons. I’m hoping the new one makes more with the reveal about Gaga’s character in Roanoke being the First Supreme. And I want Constance’s grandson to return.

Rumors about Ryan and his casting couch are legendary. Look at all the hot guys he got on Nip/Tuck and his other shows, even going back to Popular (I see you, Wentworth Miller and Bryce Johnson). Why do you think Blaine become such a pivotal character on Glee?

I don’t know if Deran has drive or if it’s more about getting away from his family. He’s lived under two shadows for most of his life, and this bar is his way of coming out from both. Pope is a killing machine. He killed Lena’s mom. He screwed over that church lady. He’s working on guilt, not empathy. Most people think he’s really J’s father. Pope was jealous of Julia and Baz. Incest doesn’t seem to be frowned upon much in that family. Just look at Smurf. And think about what Deran said about how “I’m the only one you can’t control because I don’t want to fuck you.”

Kanaka says:

What andrew said.

Scrapple says:

Oooohh, that comment stung so hard Ms. Aniston was pulled out of REM sleep without explanation. I think the Gaga thing was mentioned in an EW interview. They really didn’t explain it on the show.

As for your Nick Jonas comment, that goes back to my Ryan comment about his casting couch. He loves it when he gets these actors who identify in public as straight (even though some of them are another way in private) on his shows. And the first thing he does is make their characters gay or gay adjacent. We’ve seen it with Finn, Evan, Max, Darren, going all the way back to Wentworth on Popular. I still can’t decide if he does it as a punishment or to see them live out gay fantasies. Probably both. The out gay actors don’t escape either. He literally had Bomer in his underwear his first season. Murphy doesn’t even try to hide what he’s doing. I’m not sure why he hasn’t been called out yet. Maybe because those “straight” actors are afraid of admitting what took place to snag those roles (especially if they’re really closeted) or because the gay actors don’t what to put him on blast. I don’t know. But I’m sure he was shaking when Singer finally got called out.

Deran for sure wants more than the Cody lifestyle. He’s different from his family in a lot of ways. Even his look is different (I always thought before the chop his hair was meant to tie him to Craig, but the color was to highlight their differences). He’s actually kind of more Baz-ian now with the new ‘do, in terms of wanting to get out and leave the family to their own devices. Craig did want the Mexico venture to work out, and he was the one who make things right between Deran and Linc. And he was the only one who really didn’t ice J out when he first arrived. I think he craves stability, but it also scares him, so he gets in his own way and fucks shit up. As for the incest thing, they’ve been dropping seeds about Pope having issues with sexual intimacy. He was awkward with church lady and ironically she was the one to get him to be comfortable with sex. He literally killed Lena’s mom after sex. Billy made the comment about he and Smurf would always find Pope watching them have sex. If Smurf was creating this incestual Oedipal vibe in the house, then it’s quite possible Pope was wired to think doing something with his sister was okay. And they were twins, so in his mind they already had a link. That could account for why he is the way he is now. And for why J is so fucked up. And why Smurf let J flounder all those years and even now, still is willing to cast him aside when he doesn’t play ball. Julia could’ve fucked her brother as a way of giving her mom the middle finger. She accomplished what her mom couldn’t. And in return, Smurf let her daughter spiral out. I don’t know. But the whole “Of course he was your father, baby” thing seemed like an obvious tell. She never tried to foster a relationship between those two, and was always coy about their connection. Even Baz seemed indifferent to the possibility. And Pope has never been welcoming of his twin’s child, which is odd. In my mind Smurf only said that because she needed to weaponize J and get him on her side. I’ve never seen the original movie, but apparently the incest angle was played up more. Also, there are theories that Smurf really only adopted Baz because she saw what was going on with Pope and Julia and she wanted Baz to be a distraction.

DeeGee says:

Get a room already!!!

Scrapple says:

Why a room? Is the service bathroom in the basement of the MoMA still being renovated?

Scrapple says:

Well when the MeToo tea starts flowing, try to act surprised.

I really don’t know what direction the show will take. But I do think it’s weird that Julia is Pope’s twin, and yet he wasn’t motivated to get to know her son. That’s a red flag.