MEN Series: Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter in ‘Pranksters, Part 14’

Pranksters, Part Fourteen (Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter) at Drill My Hole

Pranksters, Part Fourteen (Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter) at Drill My Hole
Pranksters, Part Fourteen (Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter) at Drill My Hole

Pranksters, Part Fourteen (Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter) at Drill My Hole

Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter in Pranksters, Part 14′ at MEN.com:

Athletic cutie Jake Porter joins the list of pranksters, and brings the games to the gym! He’s asking hot guys to help him with his weights, but when they spot him, his butt plug falls out! Most of the guys run off, but not blond-haired stud Blake Ryder. He doesn’t care about the butt plug, and instead wants to plug his tight hole with his eager, hung and very big dick.

Watch as Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter at MEN.com

Watch as Blake Ryder Fucks Jake Porter at MEN.com

Jasper Taft says:

Why does Blake look like the Burger King Jesus in some of those last pics?

Blake: Go away. PLEASE!

JK3 says:

I’m going to applaud MEN for not throwing Paul Cannon and Bruno Bernal into this shit show.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Applaud and Men in the same sentence.. are you the shade fairy?

John Doe says:

Is it because they’re both racists or because this scene is THAT bad?

baz says:

It already is. Adding those two would be gilding the shit show lily.

Scrapple says:

That’s Part 15. Spoilers!

No_No_No_Yes says:

All this scene is missing is the organ grinder.

I am really gassed, can’t wait. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dc3b41df52ea7bfff54c9683a341b0873b11e1828482a2c7d4b3e28eac2394f0.gif

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

I jerked off to Ryan Phillippe in Cruel Intentions A LOT when I was a teen.
The man is still hot as fuck.

Jasper Taft says:

Oh man, Ryan Phillipe. You know I think I still have the workprint to 54 that features the gay kiss between him and Breckin Meyer that they cut out from the final edit? That was hot as fuck. Maybe they thought audiences just weren’t ready for it in 1998.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

I saw the Director’s cut too. Even if the quality is not the best it’s still very hot. Ryan’s body was on point in that film and Breckin was kinda cute in my opinion.
Yeah, they thought it was too “strong”, they wanted a box office hit. I believe it was no other than Harvey Weinstein who was pretty much in charge of the final theatrical edit. Apparently his “work” in that film helped coin the nickname Scissorhands Harvey.

Scrapple says:

That towel scene in I Know What You Did Last Summer made vehicular manslaughter look oh so worth it.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

I totally forgot about that until now! Damn, I jerked to that one too, Ryan sure was one of my recurrent fantasies lol.

Scrapple says:

And the older he gets, the hotter he gets. His son has it made.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

Agree, the man has aged really nicely.

moondoggy says:

“The man is still hot as fuck.”

Hott-ER. I would take this Ryan over the one in the preppy sweater four days a week, even with the tats. (I would say seven, but look at him — I know my limits!)

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Colton, The Major Hussy says:

Amen!

DeeGee says:

There are worse ways to die.

No_No_No_Yes says:

Dude, I was 10, and managed to figure out how to freeze frame his naked ass just to sit and gaze. A year later when I discovered the joys of what my dick could do, that tape and the VCR in my room were about worn out.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

LMAO. I guess I was lucky enough to have a DVD by then. For some time I only had I Know What You Did Last Summer and one or two more films. So I spent A LOT of time watching that film and zooming in to Ryan’s ass!
A year later or so I got my copy of Cruel Intentions.

No_No_No_Yes says:

My oldest sister worked for a video store, she brought home all the goodies and if I saw any man getting remotely naked, it got deevo’d and stored under my bed. I also used to steal my older brother’s Hustler magazines, they had these tiny TINY little gay porn adds in the back pages, I about spanked my self blind. Haha – good times.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

I think I was 13 or something when I had the nerve to go buy a gay porn magazine at a street magazine stand a couple blocks away from home. It had only 3 or 4 models and no more that 8 photos per guy but that was a whole new world opening up in front of me; I particularly remember the cover boy being a stunning, ripped man with olive skin lying on bed.
Like a week later (yes, only a week lol) I bought a second one, it was a Blueboy magazine and it had some really hot ginger and tons of ads with naked men promoting vhs from Falcon and Bel ami. It was my favourite magazine lol.

No_No_No_Yes says:

I never had the nerve to buy a magazine. I did have the incredible luck at 14 to have found a VHS tape titled “Bi Bi Love” under an evergreen tree near my bus stop. I stuffed that bitch into my book bag so fast! I’d seen ads for such movis in the back of Hustler, my heart was pounding out of my chest all day in anticipation. LOL!

It was actually a smokin hot video, multiple scenes – lots of man on man.. I thought I died and went to heaven. Right up until I forgot to eject and hide it one night, and my Mother found it. I was CRUSHED. She tore the tape clean out of the cartridge and destroyed the “smut”.

She never said a word to anyone.

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

Lucky you! I had to wait several years to watch my very first gay porn video. It was early 2000’s, we moved in to another house and now I had internet in my room and my own laptop. I discover a page were they had small videos (2 minutes top) that I could download.
Oh shit! In my case it was my dad who discovered my porn stash!! I don’t know why he was looking for something in my room and found my magazines in one of the drawers. I was petrified! Obviously I lied and told him they were from a friend, surprisingly I think he believed me.

DeeGee says:

Years ago, and I mean years, it was Letters to Penthouse. They always had one or two gay or bi stories. Someone should compile them and release them as a cultural milestone.

No_No_No_Yes says:

OH DAMN! Almost forgot Leonardo Dicaprio. I did actually wreck that tape”Total Eclipse”, and if it were possible for a guy to feel it every time he got imaginarilly fucked, that poor bastard would have been unable to walk for about 6 months. Even Missing a leg.
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Colton, The Major Hussy says:

Hahaha yes, this ia yet another onw on my list! Oh those were some good times.

Scrapple says:

I didn’t know you had an amputee fetish. Kinky. At least you didn’t mention “The Basketball Diaries.” Because that would be concerning.

No_No_No_Yes says:

LOL! Nah, anything with a sport in the title I ignored. But damn, I was SO elated when I discovered the frame by frame on that damn VCR! Suddenly 6 seconds of ass flash was converted for my enjoyment. Although I was still partial to Leo’s scenes since he was showing peen too, AND making out with a guy. My head almost exploded. At 11 I had no expectation such things really happened.

Scrapple says:

My takeaway from that movie would’ve been “Make out with a guy, lose a leg.”

moondoggy says:

Ryan Philippe. The perfect example of when someone was so hot that looking at them was borderline painful. He was once more famous than the other Ryans (Gosling, Reynolds) combined. Before True Blood went off the air, I think even Ryan Kwanten had overtaken him.

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Scrapple says:

How dare you! He’s still famous! He had a show on ABC a few years ago…which had him written out after one season. But then USA gave him his own show…which was canceled after three seasons. The point is he’s 40+ and still killing it and still rocking body! You direct that Ryan shade where it belongs. At Kwanten. Who is leading a show on Crackle. And probably being paid in Krackel.

moondoggy says:

It wasn’t shade. It was a fact. Look at his IMDB page. From 2002 to now, how many of his projects have you seen? And how many of those were considered hits?

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000202/

He has had a resurgence lately, and I’m happy for him. For all I know, he stepped away on purpose to focus on his marriage to Reese, who became the bigger star during their marriage. It’s not automatically cunty to point out that he was a superstar one decade and then doing WWE Raw the next. I’m genuinely curious to know what happened.

SacsayhuamanAntoninus says:

@m@disqus_ty0OpU8raC:disqus She became the bigger star During,After, and Now with Big Little Lies and Soon Legally Blonde 3.

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Scrapple says:

I could’ve sworn “Wish Upon” had a “Fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes. And “Catch Hell” got rave reviews for the partial nudity. I think.

Those tv shows I mentioned were actually enjoyable. He seems to have spent that time dabbling between bigger movies, indies and tv. But he appears to have been working steadily. Reese’s career floundered for like five or so years before her HBO resurgence.

As for Raw, it’s kind of the place to be. So many celebs have done that show. Cyndi Lauper, Stephen Amell, Snoop, even Betty White. And the current President. Most times people did it to promote a tv show or movie. That’s why Ryan was there, for that SNL movie.

Targareyn says:

YIKES, their Halloween costumes are hideous!! I honestly can’t tell if the white hoods would make them more or less scary.

skye3245 says:

Oh two bland white blond gays…meh. Couldn’t we at least have thrown in a brunette or red head? Someone tall? Someone who actually knows how to use the dick? Guess not huh.

Proud Nerve says:

Blake’s racist ass must bottom. Jake should retire 100000 scenes ago

ajholditdownbaby says:

YUP this a prank alright!

Colton, The Major Hussy says:

LMAO no.

Jay says:

“wants to plug his tight hole with his eager, hung and very big dick.”
one out of three is true, so I guess that lie isn’t SO bad…

moondoggy says:

Which one of the three?

gaycockluvr says:

Birds of a feather…

Scrapple says:

I bet they had a fabulous dinner after this scene and found out they know the same people and have tons in common.
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Cubankid says:

Lmao They make it so easy for us.

Tim says:

Man, I could use a good pranking

Rockhard says:

Two racist Trumpsters gather. Not attractive

John says:

Is it bareback or they just trying to make it look bareback. I don’t understand Men at all.they started shooting bareback but they’ve only done it maybe five or six times at the most over the past couple years. Do it or don’t do it.they have very handsome models but I just don’t like condoms in the porn that I’m watching

Devin says:

Jake, please go back to the undercut you had b4. The new short buzz cut isn’t doing it for me

Zo says:

The blond racist bitch actually ate boogers on film last up ~
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Jasper Taft says:

I was not ready for that.

XCX says:

One of the hottest scenes I’ve seen lately. I love Jake’s sexy body and his nice fucking ass!

No_No_No_Yes says:

You’re lost.

SacsayhuamanAntoninus says:

@disqus_BIDJtBf3zj:disqus its no use its like talking to a brick wall. They overlook performers SM sins. As long as the performers do excellent work They fine with it.

SacsayhuamanAntoninus says:

@disqus_BIDJtBf3zj:disqus its no use its like talking to a brick wall. They overlook performers SM sins. As long as the performers do excellent work They fine with it.