Sean Cody: Homer

No_No_No_Yes says:

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Nice butt.

Scrapple says:

They gave him that name. And that backstory. And thought it would be marketable.
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“I’m pretty basic.”

It’s like they’re setting him up at every turn.

Guy says:

I really like him! Wish he was not cut but otherwise he is just my type!

Bair says:

For some strange reason, not understood by me, some here put each word a young porn performer utters under a microscope for very close examination. They then jump to all sorts of negative conclusions. It’s their “THING” to do. Thus, if someone wanted to have sex on the property of their High School when they were a student there, and did not, they are now a pedophile. You do know that 1+1 = 11, don’t you? HaHaHaHaHaHa!

Jasper Taft says:

LOL, no she wasn’t loud. Since you’re fascinated with the story, I’ll tell you everything I remember. I (begrudgingly) went to a very small, rural, agricultural high school in the mid-late 90’s. The town itself was thoroughly unremarkable. It consisted of a stoplight, a post office, a restaurant (that has since burnt down), a general store/mercantile and not much else. That’s perhaps why this story has endured, because the town doesn’t have much going for it, so it relies on storytelling.

Anyways, at lunchtime, all of the male teachers met in one room, which I called “Republican corner” because it consisted of several teachers who were also elected Republican officials in their side jobs (one was the treasurer of a county, another was mayor of the super-small town). The women all met in another room. Except this one pair: a man and woman. He is/was the Phys Ed Teacher and she is/was the Spanish teacher. They met in her room. Every. Single. Day. The shades were always pulled, even during the day and on hot days. She even covered this small pane of glass that was on the door that you could see through if it wasn’t there. There was no way to get even a glimpse inside that room.

Anyways, I graduated in 1998 and quickly forgot about almost all of the goings-on there. I had been to two previous schools and had lots of friends, but this was a dull backwater with heavy drug usage (presumably because the kids had nothing else to do) and I didn’t not have much in the way of friends here. Many years passed. Then, just a few years ago, I was talking with a coworker who had previously been a janitor or cleaning lady for the same school. She brought up the teachers and how they were *STILL* getting it on her classroom. I was floored. I had no idea they would carry on that affair (they were both married to other people) for that long.

This affair/thing has been going on for 20 years. Considering how rebellious I was back then, I’m surprised I didn’t go outside and pass by the room with “Afternoon Delight” blaring from my stereo. Opportunity missed.

Jasper Taft says:

Since you like stories, I have another one. I work front desk at a hotel and there was this cute nerd that used to stay there. He has a really good paying job and there were several other hot guys in his group. In fact, he was a brunette, and the two other hotties were a blonde and a redhead.

Anyways, one night, I had to leave the front desk for a few minutes. When I came back into the back office to go to the front desk, he was just returning from there. He was drunk and was trying (and failing) to make himself a key. Since he didn’t work at the hotel, he wasn’t allowed to be up in the office or desk area. He was shirtless and barefoot at the time. He approached me and my initial reaction was that he was going to ask me to perform a sexual act on him. Let’s just say I was ready to do anything he wanted. But alas, he just wanted a key to his room. He used to come out of the fitness room all sweaty and I just prayed he would leave his sweat towel somewhere where I could easily grab it, but he never did. The redhead was a fitness freak who would get up at 5 a.m. and go running every morning, and sometimes spend hours a day working out. Sadly, they all left to stay at another hotel last summer.