SeanCody: Brock Fucks Lane [Bareback]

John Doe says:

No more than the usual releases.
Lane’s bad tattoo reveals all.

Quinton Jackson says:

I want Avan to choke me and feed me his dick.

Quinton Jackson says:

What?! You’re late to the party. I’ve been obsessing over him since 2014 when I saw that mediocre show “Twisted.” I have yet to watch the first episode of his new show because I’ve been catching up on All American and The Rap Game. Thank God for the creation of the DVR.

Quinton Jackson says:

So you were the one that put up the decorations at the party? I was wondering who bought all that stuff from Family Dollar, it was cute. He was legal in Twisted. Not to mention he has always looked older than his age (no shade.) Even on that Nick show (I forgot the name) he looked a lil older than his cast mates. You just know Tyler Posey is a freak. I have seen his ass so many times now, both hairy and trimmed. He’s cute. I don’t know the other one.

Quinton Jackson says:

Hunnie, me showing up to any event is a gift within itself. When I arrive the party goes from a 4 to a 10. Some of us have that effect. When you say the decorations came from Michael’s are we talking about one of your regulars? 😉

Bitch bye! Me and that man were born the same year and he’s actually a few months older than me. I can’t believe you tried me and my new wig like that on this Friday evening. He can kill my anus anytime he wants. Like I said way back, just keep the gun close while getting that dick! I don’t need no relationship or affiliation, just some dick when I need my fix. You don’t need to know where I stay and I’ll use a tracfone for communication. Posey did some gay-baiting some time ago and it backfired. I was over him after that, then I saw him getting his ass waxed and was like “okay maybe we can make this work.” I just Googled him and he’s cute. He definitely doesn’t look 31. Homeboy out here on his Ryan Philippe shit.

Quinton Jackson says:

See, this is why I don’t do charity. I lowered myself to communicate with you and here you go coming for me.

The wig came
came from Beyoncé closet. She sent it to me after I threatened a few hoes that tried to get on Jay’s tour bus during their last tour. That creates the excitement. Who wants the same boring sex? Certainly not me, I want to have sex on top of the Eiffel Tower while I ride his tower. He’s beating the box like Mike let’s hope if he goes for the ear it’s only to nibble on it and not bite it off. No choking unless the dick is good. I’m talking Viola Davis with a snotty nose while crying good. If it ain’t that than you better let me neck go.

When that upcoming X-men movie flop will you change your avi to distant yourself? Or will you be a rider like Johnny Blaze?

Quinton Jackson says:

Hunnie, all I was doing was just complimenting you.

That’s hurtful. We know Michelle always wore the wigs Beyoncé and Kelly didn’t want. Hell even the backup singers/dancers hair was laid better than Michelle’s. Sis still has pipes though. No! They both have to be good. See, this is why you need me. I can teach you how to live your best life and not settle for some overrated voice fetish.

This is the part of the conversation where I say “bye” and don’t respond to anymore of your messages. Petty ass!

Quinton Jackson says:

Leave me alone!

Quinton Jackson says:

Now you’re just playing dirty. Mods! Mods! Put this bitch in the dungeon!

Quinton Jackson says:

https://youtu.be/yUGZwlLoZh0

Eclipse says:

This whole (hole?) thing was a hilarious read (in more ways than one) but I’m still stuck on the fact that you were one of the other 20 people other than me that watched Caprica??

And if by that reference to Awkward., you mean to say that you watched that too, I just <3.

OH and I didn't even give huge props to your Phoenix avatar?? I changed my lock screen to the new poster they released a couple of weeks ago. Before that, it was the teaser poster and before that it was the IMAX poster for X-Men: Apocalypse. I will always stan you Scrap, you’re my favorite commenter. The rest of these bitches need to take notes.

Eclipse says:

I honestly think Caprica was so underrated. I binge-watched Awkward (most of it anyway), I was about a few episodes away from finishing but life got in the way.

I’m with you there, I’ve been so looking forward to both for a while and with Disney acquiring the property, if this is the end of this canon as we know it, I hope it ends with a bang. We got some great things out of it.

I’m actually really behind on most shows. Been watching a lot of movies instead. So if it does get cancelled, I’ll ironically be partly to blame. Don’t ever change man, you are such a breath of fresh air.

Eclipse says:

Yessss! He was hot. I liked Richard Harmon too. Always had a thing for him. He was on The 100 which I dug a lot before falling behind on it. Lots of cute guys on that show too. Bob Morley is a man. Agreed about the Cylon mythos. BSG fans really dropped the ball…smh.

Agreed. I’d be happy with 2 parts. Dark Phoenix is probably tied with Apocalypse as my favorite arcs for these characters. I was also one of the few that loved Apocalypse for that reason. I hope you’re right. I want it to continue existing parallel to the MCU. At this point, it would be such a disappointment for them to hit the reset button or combine the two universes.

Damn, how do you deal with the stress of always having to delete things lol? Mine is pretty full as well atm but I’ve been deleting things I’ve lost interest in so that helps. Currently waiting for Deadly Class to finish airing and recording before I dive into it. I also have season 3 of the Good Place and somehow haven’t watched season 2 of Atlanta yet.

Thanks to On Demand, I don’t record premium cable shows, I just binge them when they finish which is most likely what I’ll do with Now Apocalypse and will hopefully soon do with Shameless.

Basically the only show I’m watching now is the Order on Netflix which is bad but entertaining and very homoerotic lol. Umbrella Academy was nice, you should check it out. At the very least, your favorite character, if you’re like me, will probably be Mary J. Blige’s.

Eclipse says:

I guess I need to catch up on the 100. I’ll definitely prioritize that and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s final season as the CW shows are going to be taken off of Netflix soon for Warner’s new service…smh.

I liked the hokey look. I had his figure as a kid and it was one of my favorites so maybe I’m biased. LOL agreed about Pietro. He scene-stole his way to making everyone cringe at Johnson’s. Btw, that’s a damn good point. They can’t exactly bring in Erik to the MCU and make him Wanda and Pietro’s father without fucking a lot of things up and pissing people off given that it would be the third reset in the series.

“I’m always one primetime nap away from shows getting deleted.” LMAO. I can’t wait to dive into Atlanta.

YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED KILLING EVE? :O Do it. Stop whatever you’re watching and watch it. It’s on Hulu. I binged it all in one day and I’ve been thirsty for more since. There’s one character on it that is instantly iconic. Surprisingly never heard of Flack. Just scanning it, it reminds me of UnReal which you know I loved every second of so on the list it goes…

I could go off on all of the great things I’ve seen on Netflix this year but I’ll spare you. Suffice it to say, my gay ass is setting apart some hours next weekend to binge season 2 of the O.A. The wait has been brutal. Oh, and Mary is a damn good actress too. Don’t miss that show, it’s in your wheelhouse.

Eclipse says:

Oh no, I don’t need more sad shit lol but you know I’ll end up watching. Hype for the final season! I just love Josh he’s so cute and fuckable (and gay IRL too!). One of my big regrets is not seeing the cast when they went on tour.

I feel that but I think his height was imposing enough for me lol. My ass watched every episode of the 90s cartoon. AGREED about Wanda. She’s kinda lame and i don’t care for her as much as I’m sure I would if she was in the X-Men films (and played by a better actress lol).

I’m the same re: Paper Boy. Maybe he’ll have a gay reveal at some point? Stranger things have happened. I’ve heard hilarious things about Teddy Perkins. Regardless, hype hype hype.

So Flack is based on two things I like (and one I love)? I’m in. UnReal is actually on Hulu and damn boy just get a trial membership and then cancel if you don’t want to subscribe. I did that for Titans when it finished airing and !!!!!!. Shit, watch that too!! It’s surprisingly fucking great?? Robin is played by my perpetual crush Brenton to twunk perfection, Starfire is legit badass, and Beast Boy is adorable. The cartoon was great and a childhood staple but who doesn’t love hearing DC characters saying “fuck”??

P.S. I saw You as well and Penn can do whatever he wants to me lmao.

Eclipse says:

See, it’s funny, Whi-Jo I liked at first but then found him a bit grating. He’s so judgy and idk, just not as bubbly as Josh lol. I always loved Josh.

I never saw Wolverine and the X-Men but the 90s one was my childhood. I did also like Evolution though :)

I can’t wait!

Watch Titans, trust me. I know it ~looks~ bad but it’s one of the best TV comic shows IMO. Daredevil’s prooobably my favorite.

You’re spot on. I ain’t mad though.

Eclipse says:

Whi-Jo is such a bottom lbh. Ahhhhh! I can’t believe it’s almost over. I feel you, I already miss it. I hope we get more Rachel Bloom as soon as possible.

Damn, I’ll definitely have to check it out at some point then. I love the animation style so I’m already interested.

Promise me you will, it’s got so many neat moments and, if nothing else, do it for the cute twinks. Tbh though, you’re better off waiting until the next season finishes airing given how annoying the season 1 finale’s cliffhanger is lol.

Eclipse says:

He strikes me as a bossy bottom who likes to top once in a blue moon. When he does, he’s wild. Agreed about Rachel. She has “it”, something few actors have nowadays.

👍 thank me later. I would go nuts and recommend movies to you too but I like you so I won’t haha. Don’t forget Us comes out this week though. And I’m sure you’ll be first in line when the conclusion of a certain two-parter debuts next month…

Eclipse says:

LMAO I LOVE YOU.

Jasper Taft says:

Here’s a helpful suggestion for you: Referring to nearly an entire community as “bitches” isn’t going to win you friends. Take note of that.

“I will always stan you Scrap”. Excuse me while I vomit.

Scrapple says:

The jealousy is real. And he’s particularly salty because he got dragged on the latest Corbin Fisher update. I keep saying, stop saying dumb and shitty things and you won’t have this problem. But I’m blocked, so maybe that’s why he won’t heed my advice.

Scrapple says:

He better get his Winnie the Pooh on and deal with the botheration, because I don’t plan on changing myself to make him feel better. People start fires and then get mad when they can’t put them out. Then stop playing with matches.

Sadly enough, number 3 happens much too infrequently for his liking. Another thing to be salty about.

Scrapple says:

There’s a lot of hurt there. I can’t relate.

I also can’t relate to posts getting paid dust and tumbleweeds on the regular. At least he can still practice his acceptance speech in the mirror. One day maybe he can attend an afterparty. Or get invited to the big show. As a seat filler.

Scrapple says:

That’s the problem with pretending to be someone you’re not. The real you always jumps out. Innovation is hard. Duplication is easy.

Scrapple says:

He just called people “retards” on another thread, so I’m not sure why “bitches” is such a sore point. Pay no attention to that garbage troll @disqus_O0ZucPVypp:disqus