ChaosMen: Espen Fucks Maxi

Quinton Jackson says:

The shade is real! You could’ve left “community” out your comment. I do prefer his shorter hair though.

Quinton Jackson says:

You bitch. I just caught the Community reference. I heard Childish Gambino has bad body odor though.

Quinton Jackson says:

Have some class.

Quinton Jackson says:

Enjoy that musty ass sis.

Quinton Jackson says:

Why you gotta be such a petty ass bitch?

He looks like he’s struggling though.

Oh and I’m on episode 7 of “Now Apocalypse” it’s decent. Not enough nudity. The concept makes as much sense as the ending to “Us.”

Quinton Jackson says:

I’m always embracing you just like Nicki did her elder (Lik Kim) but you’re never satisfied. Smh.

Yeah I though it was a weekly episode but I guess Starz is on they’re Netflix shit. Which is good so I can watch at least four episodes at once. I can’t with some of the storylines though. I feel like you have to dumb yourself down a bit to enjoy the show for what it is. Beau is everything! That furry ass and furry bawdy!

It didn’t make sense to me! I need to see it again and give Jordan Peele some more of my coins.

Quinton Jackson says:

Stop lying Jussie, that hair is nappier than Sofia hair on “The Color Purple” keep dreaming through.

The show is stupid but I can’t help but keep tuning in with all the eye candy that blesses my screen. I’m used to watching shows that pick my brain a bit so when I come across this type of show it’s a bit surprising. I’ll keep tuning in as long as Beau keeps getting naked. Avan has become a afterthought to me. Beau stole my heart, Avan and Posey can still get it though. Gurl, when Avan was topping that married man on the first episode I hollered. That boy is clearly a bottom. Tyler and Beau would tag Avan for sure.

Good luck trying to to catch up to the beauty of Lupita.

I’m definitely seeing it again. This time I’ll watch it sober. And take responsible friends with me this time. Not the hoes that ask for a drink before the previews even start.

Quinton Jackson says:

Wake up sis. Stop living in Neverland. Having your johns compliment you is nothing to brag about. Go clean yourself off and put some baby oil on them ashy kneecaps.

I guess I was looking at it differently. I didn’t really see the meaning behind it except the fact that Avan’s character was madly in love with Beau and Posey’s character. Avan was also a hoe that settled for scrubs like the delivery man and even fucked a vagi…..oh okay now I see what you’re talking. Again I’ve only watched 7 episodes. That Asian guy is beautiful. I don’t know if he’s really Australian but I’m prepared to go down and under him. Jacob Artist is a Ryan Murphy “favorite” so of course he’s a “sis.” He’s hot though. As a matter of fact everybody on this little show is holding their own in the looks department.

What’s a queen to a goddess? Call me Storm.. I’m not this played out one that the confused sis Alexander Shipp is playing. I’m not the one that Halle played either, I’m the one from the X-men animated series that came on in the 90’s.

Gurl, I don’t fuck with none of my coworkers like that. When I clock out on Friday evenings I don’t want to see those bitches again til Monday morning.

Quinton Jackson says:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re still a hoe
sis. Just own it and accept it.

That bitch don’t deserve Beau. She treats him like shit and just uses him for a quick nut. I wish I had me a simple minded jock, I would love him and cherish him. I’m that kind of girl. Beau deserves better – he deserves Avan. But Avan is too busy chasing some dick that doesn’t want him and trying to save the world. But the gag is!!! Is that the World ended on November 2016. Gurl, I tip my good wig to the casting director. He (you know it’s a he) did his thang with all these hawt bawdies around. Avan doesn’t have a 6pak, but I would still top him the moment he said “hi.” I’m starting to get on this bald men trend. I’ve been really feeling bald guys all of sudden. Boris Kodjoe could do whatever the hell he wanted. Legal and illegal.

Ms. Berry made a few mistakes in her personal and professional life. I’ll never forgive her for making “Catwoman.” But she has aged beautifully.

I can’t help it that I get Starbucks every morning and those nosy bitches are force to drink the stale coffee from McDonald’s and that Folgers shit they keep in their fridge.

Quinton Jackson says:

Hunnie, I’ve owned my hoeness now I just want you to do the same. Just because you aged out don’t mean your saved. That just means you too old to be thottin and boppin.

It was better than Tyler’s video. It’s wierd because I swear I didn’t come across his self pleasure video until that show hit Starz. Conspiracy? I think not. Not their audition videos 😂😂. I need for Tyler to stop shaving though – let that hair grow out papi. You should watch. I was expecting some ass but he just played with the front. Oh lord yes! Boris had my heart at young age of 11. I didn’t know what the hell was going on and I didn’t know what “sex” was but I knew that I wanted to do it with him. Henry Simmons and Iain are my Agents eye candy. Save the world then cum save me from a lonely night.

Halle’s agent made some very questionable decisions but Halle took on Catwoman during the peak of her popularity and somehow thought the X-men crowd would support her solo flick. Sis should’ve known better. I still can’t accept the fact that she won an Oscar for sleeping with that white man. Gurlfriend was speechless too. Denzel won his second one that night so I guess that was to help balance things for us color folk.

Bye you hating a$$ Dunkin‘ Donuts bitch.

Quinton Jackson says:

Gurl, you sleep around. Stop missing the point. You try to clean it up like how you try and clean up after a night at the local motel. We all have multiple hustles sis.

Beau was nice and gentle with his dick. I’m sure Avan would be too. I guess it’s a Canadian thing. I don’t know about Beau, but Avan is super sweet in real life and seems like to the type of lover who would put your needs over his. Tyler is the complete opposite. He’s in a rockband so I already don’t trust him. And he seems like he’s very edgy – also he abused the hell out of his dick. If his dick wasn’t attached to his body I’m sure it would have filed a sexual assault complaint. He has a nice hairy ass though. Hunnie these casting directors think they slick but we see them. Don’t send us a tape with you acting, send us a tape with you jacking. Biggest dick get the starring role. Small dicks become extras. It’s the law of the jun… I mean Hollywood.

Iain was always adorable, but bitch when that facial hair emerged! I was like “who this new cast member?” A whole new man came from that facial hair. I’m here for every bit of it. For the final 2 seasons I demand that he keeps his facial hair. I always demand that Henry continues to wear tight clothing. They know what they’re doing. I’m going to smh and lol and ignore that Brexit comment. Move right along.

Gurl, yes. We have to play those stereotypical roles just to get recognized. At least it’s getting a little better. You know Hollywood is on this fake “woke” trend at the moment. So I guess we don’t have to play pimps and hoes to get an Oscar nomination – Hi Terrance and Taraji.

I been knew that you were a Lipton kinda gurl. No need to spill your tea.

Quinton Jackson says:

Josh always gave me “extremely flirty” drunk vibes. I feel like a few beers later he’ll be down for guy on guy action. Wait though, where the hell is Josh!? It’s almost like he disappeared after that final Hunger Games movie. I never thought he was all that cute but I enjoyed his personality. I don’t get gay vibes from Avan. Maybe that’s because my gaydar isn’t trying hard enough, but I would have loved to witness him and Josh… uh… connect? They’ve been friends for a long ass time too. More like “straight but not so straight.” Good for him. I’ve never thought he was a good actor (decent at best) but he’s pretty and he’s sweet. Also Hollywood needs more representation, so that checks all three boxes for me. I forgot about his moms passing. That sucks. I wonder if his recent wacky behavior had anything to do with that? I hope he got the proper her to cope. I don’t know how close they were but I’m sure it had to have some affect on him. I know my baby, Cody Christian mother has cancer. That’s sad.

It’s such an underrated show. Marvel treats it like shit though. That act like the show doesn’t even exist – how the hell have we had countless of Marvel movies and not one mention of any of those movies in the show? And you can’t say it’s a different universe, Nick Furry ass was a guest star way back on season 1.

If I’m 4C, you’re Community. Community tea for the community hoe. A match made for serving the good people.

Quinton Jackson says:

Hoe my gaydar came from Best Buy. I bought it went I bought my new flatscreen. Both were brand new. And Cody is straight – and as much as it pains me to admit that, it’s true. I bet he has a nice ass though. I can just tell he’s working with something back there. That’s even sadder then. I didn’t know his relationship with his mom because he rarely posted her on his social media, so I just assumed that he likes that part of his life to stay pvt or they weren’t on good terms. Him hoeing the streets are a clear sign of someone grieving.

Gurl, those storylines were show based. That didn’t mention it any any of those big budget Marvel films. I’m telling you Marvel is the mother and AOS is the stepchild she never wanted. Coulson had a major part in the organization and was even close to Fury, so I would’ve thought that he would at least get some respect. Netflix is petty. They canned all those Marvel shows after Disney announced they were getting in the streaming business. I love me some pettiness but not when it indirectly or directly affects me. Them canceling Luke Cage and Daredevil affected me.

Bitch, you’re not even tea you’re koolaid. And not the good kind either. You’re the kind that’s 90 cents and that you could find at your local family dollar.

Quinton Jackson says:

I’m going to need for you to back the hell up and give Christian some respect. He’s a mans-man and he’s with me so back off hoe.

We’re going to pretend like Inhumans didn’t happen and I’m sure Marvel would like us to do that too. That shit was garbage and didn’t deserve a Season 2. I’m glad it was canned and thrown out through the back. Gurl, when I see Ms. Window pull out them weak guns to shoot at those magical monsters I always lol. Like, sis what you’re think you’re about to do with those guns? At least Clint is an expert archer and have a bit of superhuman agility. But I don’t like him either. But he’s returning as Ronin in Endgame so that should be interesting. Coulson is daddy should be at display on the big screen at all time. Period! Melinda is a bad ass bitch and deserves every good thing that comes her way. Send Evan Peters my love, I saw that he was tired of waking up with busted lips and black eyes and decided to leave Emma. Don’t come for Aaron Taylor Jackson (we’re married.) Yeah his female partner looks like she’s 60 but that’s none of my business. Disney ain’t playing hunnie they about to buy everybody out. I’m excited for X-men joining the Marvel franchise. They’re going to need something after they slay Thanos.

I’m Aquafina you’re Crystal Geyser.

Quinton Jackson says:

You did? I guess it was so irrelevant that I forgot. 🤷🏾‍♂️

From my understanding Marvel was already shelling out big bucks per episode. Inhumans just wasn’t interesting. Not to mention the show felt rushed to me. It was like the director/writers knew this was going to be a flop so they tried to cram as much as they possibly could. Well she’s just a distraction to me. Besides Kevin Feige has made it clear that his ass doesn’t always follow the comic book storylines. That makes it very frustrating for someone who grew up on those comics. Indeed. Folks in my theater only remembered that he was missing until after Thanos wiped half the planet. I was dead! Coulson knows what he’s doing. Evan is that guy that will do whatever you want to do and gates confrontation. Emma got her a nerdy, cute, sucker. Or shall I say, had her a nerdy, cute, sucker. The guy she rebounded with is hot! By I know you’re bias when it comes to your menz. His career is popping! He just wrappped several big budget films. My man is on the grind, he went back to England because he was home sick. Agree. Speaking of Spider-Man, Tom has been looking like a snack as of late. I mean his lips are still MIA, but the rest of him is fully present and on full display.

Hunnie, that drip was coming from your dick. That’s nothing to brag about sis 🤮

Quinton Jackson says:

Nothing wrong with Home Depot. I love me a sexy, masculine man that knows how to fix… things. You’re just used to them fucking, busting, throwing the used condom (along with a couple of dollars) at you.

I wanted it to work for the first three episodes too. After that fourth episode I was over it. And clearly I wasn’t the only one since those ratings were dropping quicker than you on your knees at the local motel. She was never that gurl. I didn’t even watch Ironman 2 & 3 because I’m tired of seeing Robert Downey Jr ass in every Marvel film. You right about that. Widow will now be the costar to Captain Marvel and Black Panther. Since Captain America and maybe (hopefully) Iron man will be dying in Endgame. She’s used to being the fifth in command though. Avengers 2 was the worst one from the franchise. I said it and I ain’t taking it back. Seeing Aaron through, that made the film much better – that is until he died. Some actors take off slow. Taraji didn’t start securing those big money roles until her mid 30’s. Aaron is only 29 and has so much more left to give. When he wins that Oscar you’ll be eating crow. Tom Holland is cute for a Brit. I still want his lips to blossom like his career though.

My hole is nice and tight. I’ve been told it felt like Heaven.

Quinton Jackson says:

You can find some good dick just about anywhere. You just have to search high and low.

I was never a fan of Black Widow. Probably because I find Scarlett so annoying, not to mention she has said some problematic things in the past. I can! I would just hope it would be the uber religious Chris, not my Boston bae. We’re going to stop discussing Aaron because I will cut a bitch. Beyonce don’t need an Oscar she and her husband have a Billion in the bank. Speaking of the Queen, have you watched her new documentary on Netflix? I haven’t watched it yet but it has been getting rave reviews.

My chocolate brought all the boys to the yard. Yours had them running In the opposite direction.

Quinton Jackson says:

You wish you had the class and elegance that Mrs. Obama has.

Ms. Huffman and Aunt Becky both need to learn how to make shanks. Especially the latter – homegurl is about to do some serious time and her white skin isn’t going to help her ass either. Also didn’t Scarlett say some promeblatic shit about Asians? I think she took a role that was meant for an Asian actress. I can’t fully remember but something happened where people were giving her ass some major side eye. Jennifer wishes she could have Beyoncé Carter career. She would give that Oscar back if she could be on the level of Yonce. You just hate supporting black women. Smh.

You tried it hoe! This chocolate is richer than Bill Gates. It wasn’t purchased anywhere – it’s homemade. Your crusty chocolate on the other hand was moved to the back in the candy section at Walmart. Nobody wanted it and now it’s stale 😔

Quinton Jackson says:

My edges are laid like that perfect Beyonce Homecoming documentary.

Aunt Becky is still acting like she’s on set of Fuller House. Sis is lost and can’t be found. I think you might be right, Emma is also another problematic, fake woke, white woman. They all starting to lookalike sis. Name 5 Jennifer Hudson songs? Name five memorable Jennifer Hudson movies? Don’t worry I’ll wait *Katt Williams voice. Beyonce would have generational wealth with or without that camel. Don’t play like you don’t know. Us Texas gurls are very resilient.

Look at you pretending like you know Science. It’s cute. AnyTways, I’m serving the ladies Sade and you’re serving them Cardi B without the new grill.

Quinton Jackson says:

Don’t you dare fix your crusty lips or your ashy hands to disrespect a Queen like Tina. Just say you hate black people Micah.

They still paying Bill Cosby ass so I’m sure she’s good. He still cashing them TV One Cosby checks. Or his wife is anyway.

Beyonce is bigger than all those awards. And a star on the walk of fame? Gurl, you do know that these hoes can buy that right? Beyonce has 22 Grammys that collects dust like Jennifer Hudson’s albums. How do you know Beyonce was never asked to judge. You dropped those cute accomplishments like that was supposed to move me or something. Yonce was the first black woman to headline Coachella. She was named the highest paid black entertainer. She was the first artist to have six number one albums. She is the most nominated woman in Grammy history. She was the first woman to win 6 Grammys in one night. She received the highest paid Pepsi deal over any other artist. She became the artist to be nominated in several different genres at the Grammys. Beyoncé is the first female artist to chart 12 or more songs on the Billboard Hot 100 charts at the same time, thanks to Lemonade. Beyoncé is the world’s highest-paid recording musician. Beyoncé is the first black woman to win ASCAP’s Pop Songwriter of the Year Award. Beyoncé became the first influencer valued at over $1 million per social media post. Beyoncé has sold over 118 million solo albums, and 60 million with Destiny’s Child, making her one of the highest-selling artists of all time. All of her tours combined has made over a Billion Dollars.

Beloved my IPhone XS auto corrects me. Enjoy that boost mobile plan babe.

Quinton Jackson says:

You really have an issue with black women. Keep stanning those Latinas that wouldn’t spit on you if you were on fire. 😊

Gurl, what are you talking about? Beyonce has never sold anyone out to go platinum. Just like the white gays are there for every Gaga album, the black gays are there for every Yonce rollout. Lion King shits on Jennifer’s entire movie catalog. I’m trying to remain cute but you’re really trying me tonight. Beyonce is shy in interviews, she has said that many of times before. And no shade to Kelly, but do you think Simon would have settled for her if he could’ve snag Beyonce? Let’s be real now. And all she needs are her musical accolades. When you’re a genius in one field, why crossover? Besides 80% of her income comes from touring anyway. That’s where the bread and butter is at. She can drop an album, Tour, then go take a break for a couple of years – she doesn’t have to kill herself trying to keep that bag up. Many can’t relate. Jennifer’s lane is acting. She tried to do music and that shit flopped. I bet you’re a Gaga Stan. I see you sis. You’re hot and bothered over a simple shady back and fourth. Go bathe in some ice water and relax.

You put me on Boost Mobile. Your age is starting to show – although this isn’t supposed to happen until you reach your 60’s. Unless…. 😂

Quinton Jackson says:

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Quinton Jackson says:

That look was so good on him. That was one the rarest occasions where someone matched (maybe even outshined) Jerome in the looks department.

Quinton Jackson says:

Damn, gurl! I see you ain’t playing when it cums to Jerome.