Corbin Fisher: Erik II

JK3 says:

He bears a resemblance to CF/GISP’s Sebastian/Clark Parker imo.

JK3 says:

All my faves end up being problematic garbage monsters so I compartmentalize what I can and embrace the chaos.

JK3 says:

I plead the fifth. Also, NDT put out a fauxcest scene between Leeroy Jones and Elliot Finn. So I do what I must.

Quinton Jackson says:

He also looks like this guy that plays Parker in this new Charmed reboot. Half demon but full eye candy.

Scrapple says:

Parker is on the skinny side, but cute. His demon daddy was fine too. And his brother. I’d let all three plus Harry wage a battle of good and evil. In my holes.

Scrapple says:

Brian Krause (Leo) always had that body from his Blue Lagoon days, but the face could go either way. Harry is a scrumptious little biscuit. I was mad when he was half naked in a recent episode and they didn’t give me the full body shot.

The sis is cute. I wasn’t mad at that lesbian threesome. The guy who played their father is gay IRL. He was deliciously decadent on Reign.

How is he a boxer, but never takes his shirt off? What kind of safe space is this?

Scrapple says:

Fatherhood tapped his looks. Maybe that’s why Leo’s kids turned out to be hotties.

I thought Harry was just handsome until that episode when he was trapped in that cell in that tank. All sweaty and dirty and glistening. Then my eyes were opent! His Darklighter side wouldn’t have to try very hard with me. He was coming all the way correct with that sexy game he was spitting to Macy.

His name is Craig Parker. After you google him, try the actor who played his son on Reign, Steve Lund. The body alone…Another reason to watch Schitt’s Creek.

He can wear this ring anytime.

Scrapple says:

There was a time when I thought Drew (Chris) upheld his looks more than Wes (Wyatt). Wes was in some show looking semi sloppy, and it was a far cry from his Latter Days days. But I think he got his body back once he got on General Hospital. I saw a recent pic and he is looking good again. Ironically, now it’s Drew who is looking rough these days. I think he might be one of those yoga vegans. My baby needs some meat on those bones.

Macy could’ve been eating Dark and White meat at the same time! And she’s biracial, so a bitch would’ve been paying homage to her ethnicity. But Dirty Harry is still incognito, so there’s still hope.

I wouldn’t definitely advise checking out clips of Steve’s work on Schitt’s Creek. His character is bisexual and ends up dating two of the main characters.

Scrapple says:

You have to read the post he made on Nov 10th about things people said to him at a recent convention. I’m still screaming at the savagery! But I agree, I’d let him orb me all over Halliwell House.

All the sisters need to be fleshed out more. Macy is supposed to be Prue, but Prue was cool. I’m still thinking the Harry who woke up in the coffin is the real Harry. Because when Harry died after he was untethered, he woke up in his grave. I don’t think the darklighters do that too, because essentially they have no body. Middle sister is supposed to be full Latina. The other two share the same mother and father. The father is Black. In real life neither of those actress are Latina. I think the younger one is Aboriginal Canadian and something else, but always gets mistaken as Latina. She played La Lopez’s daughter on that cop show a few years back.

I’d say not over the top with the kissing, but a healthy amount. It gets more progressive once a certain character arrives. That’s when things really click. Steve’s character is in I think part of season one and season two. Trust me, there’s a moment that happens later in the series with the main character and his boyfriend that will melt you. You’ll never hear a particular Tina Turner song the same way after watching this scene.

Scrapple says:

I don’t think I could say some of those things. Not to someone’s face. I’d wait until after they left and I snagged my autograph.

Prue was great. Loved when her badass alter would come out. I guess whomever was promoting the show didn’t think to check the ethnicity of the actresses. They really ended up looking stupid have to change the narrative about the show having three Latina leads. I think that’s why they ended up making the younger sis half black too.

I like it because the gay relationship isn’t treated differently. It’s not there for laughs. It feels honest. Also, the guys have good chemistry. And Also, Noah Reid makes me want to press pause every time he’s on screen.

Scrapple says:

I would wait to say something like that until after he autographed my walls. Or maybe during. Sometimes that helps the ink flow.

They really tried to make Phoebe a badass like Prue. Didn’t work. Paige took some getting used to. It’s funny how when Shannen left it was thought she was the problem. But now Holly and Alyssa don’t really fuck with Rose, so you have to wonder. I never noticed that about the spells. I’ll have to pay attention now. At least it’s not as bad as the new Roswell. Every time they say the lead character’s name, they say her last name too. And always talking about how her family is undocumented. We get it! This is why I already know that new Party of Five is going to be a sloppy joke.

Well, the one guy is sassy and hilarious. The other one is more straight-laced. But he’s an undercover bitch who was throwing shade since day one.

Speaking of gay relationships, I just learned my future baby daddy Josh Segarra (Adrian/Prometheus on Arrow) is playing Ru’s shady boyfriend on her upcoming Netflix show. That man is all kinds of fine. When he pushed Ru up against that wall in the hallway and starting going in with that kissing? I lost myself for a minute. I need to watch that show. A fine, muscled, Puerto Rican hottie with a killer smile, a talented singing voice and he’s secure enough in his sexuality to get his gay mack on for a tv show? I’m down.

JK3 says:

I meant to support Charmed because I liked at least 4 seasons of the original, but I’m on a self-imposed CW break. Arrow* and Riverdale have just left me exhausted.

JK3 says:

I tapped out after one season of Flash. Between late season Arrow and Agents of Shield, I really couldn’t take another superhero show.

I’ll eventually binge watch all this stuff on netflix, but maybe not so soon now that Disney+ is calling for my dollars and putting out shows. Titans just ended and I think Watchmen is wrapping up soon so I may have a spot in schedule opening up for a hero show.

JK3 says:

I lasted until the “future/space” season and then I had to tap out. I always enjoyed Agent Carter more and Daisy/Sky was never really my fave. I had some great seasons though.

I need to go back to season 1 ~ 2 of Supernatural. I’m waiting for it to finish so I can start it.

Scrapple says:

I’m living for the Crisis crossover this weekend! Everyone is gonna be in it. Even Welling and my baby daddy Black Lightning. His government name may be Cress, but I call him Black Lightning in the bedroom. He calls me Khadijah. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/caa8993e1a22ac0e2f13951ee17c29ec6a68ab00501b6fe163b6bd33dc61d052.gif

Scrapple says:

I hadn’t heard about Titans. Interesting. They’re putting everything and the kitchen sink up in this. I do think it’s cool how they’re tying together the shows, plus Smallville, plus Brandon’s horrible Superman Returns and most importantly, Birds of Prey!

Scrapple says:

It better be good. They’re pulling from too many angles to mess it all up. And I’m gonna need it to be gayed up. Constantine better be getting his man swerve on.

I love Black Lightning, even though I’m beyond through with this occupation storyline. Whomever does the soundtrack knows their shit. Half the fun of watching an episode is listening to the classics they spin.

The other half is waiting for Khalil to show up and slay with that body. That wide-nostriled, thick-lipped man is something else!

Scrapple says:

Yeah, the last one was just okay. I did appreciate the sendoff for Wentworth’s character and how that connected to Russell Tovey’s character. Batwoman’s intro was kind of bad, so I’m hoping they learned the lesson when they intro Stargirl this time. Grant is Jensen and Stephen is Jared. Everyone knows that. All the Diggles can dig me out. And Charlie is actually gay, so he can have a little extra for dessert.

I can’t with this storyline with The Baba Duke. It hurt my heart seeing Jefferson all grey and nappy.

When HTGAWM ends, I’m gonna need Ms. Price to get her own spinoff. Love that bitch.

He could put all that poison in me.

Scrapple says:

Yeah, the sendoff was rushed, but I liked the arc they gave Snart. I’m hoping Wenty comes back at some point.

Not Batgirl! The show started rough (like Ruby’s acting) but has gotten better. That wig still needs to go. The actress who plays her sister was the Black Canary on Birds of Prey, so it’s a nice little nod to the other series. I think she’s the one showing up in the crossover. Either her and/or Helena.

Supergirl got better once it moved from CBS. And I can’t hate on the lead actress. She snagged Chris Wood. New husband is hotter than the old one, and this one doesn’t beat her ass like her ex. Mechad’s body was underused in many seasons. Grant has never been the bitch with the body. It was always that face. He does seem to have put on a little muscle over the years. Both Amell’s can get it. Although I always see Stephen as being more kinky than his cousin. He was in that show “Hung” and he’s good friends with Jared. So he knows all about big dick prostitution and gay sex.

They know exactly what they’re doing by having Khalil be shirtless practically every time he appears. When they snuck into his chamber and he was in those grey shorts? I had to pause for a minute and get myself together.

I’m loving how they’re treating Black lesbians/bisexuals on that show. It’s such a rare thing (Black Lightning gets props for that too). Tegan is everything. I get my life every time she pronounces “Castillo.” I really thought Gabriel was going to be killing it with how fine he is. But he’s such a secondary character. And he lost some hotness when he got that haircut. It’s like when Connor cut off his beard. Don’t fuck up what’s working.

Charlie was cute on Buffy, but he’s a whole other thing on this show. “Bonnie” got to fuck him on the show and in real life. I respect that.

Scrapple says:

I think this is really the first thing I’ve seen Ruby in, so I have nothing to judge her acting against. She has been having some good moments here and there. If you’re overdrawn on the superhero stuff, it’s only getting worse. Stargirl is getting her own show, and I think the Arrow kids are getting their own spinoff.

I loved Gotham! And not just because Ben/Jim and Ed/Corey looked good in those suits. The finale was trash though. I think they’re still considering the Catwoman spinoff. But while the new Selena was cool, Carmen was the shit in that role. She was mini Michelle. Pfeiffer.

Michael has no shot at that. Donald Glover couldn’t even get to play Spider-Man, when there was actually a Black Spider-Man. Shit was so bad they couldn’t give the Miles Spider-Man a live action movie. He had to be animated. Joke’s on them though, because that movie did great.

Grant was always the hottest on the show, with Tom coming in second (I would let the Council of Wells do the filthiest things to my body in the name of science). But I think Hartley/Ralph took Grant’s spot. That man’s bone structure is something else. He looks sooo cute out and about with his rescue dog.

I remember Stephen walking back that apology from a few years ago. I think his humor gets him in trouble sometimes. With Chris, I’d like to think he just got caught up in Jeremy Renner’s douche train. He’s gross, and all the misogyny in the world isn’t going to change the fact everyone knows he’s a friend of Dorothy.

Berlanti puts at least one gay through so he has someone to spill tea with on each show. I don’t think he sleeps with them like Murphy does, so that’s nice.

That brother they brought into their marital bed was banging. And he cooked? They should’ve kept him. Maybe Frank can be their third. He was flirting with Oliver a few weeks back. Yes, Frank and Bonnie had a thing in real life. I think they both left their spouses for each other, and dated for like two years. Amirah/Tegan is half Puerto Rican, so that’s why she be killing those names. I wish Wes had Gabriel’s body. When Gabriel had that intro with him all sweaty on that basketball court, I thought it was a wrap. But he lost some magic when he became a series regular. Wes was hot, but I hated when his hair got too big. He was looking like C. Thomas Howell from Soul Man. And then that struggle beard he tried to grow? No thank you. Frank looks good with or without facial hair. Connor looks better with it, but with those eyes, I wouldn’t complain either way. I hate Nate with facial hair. It ages him.

Scrapple says:

I’m just now realizing there’s no true male eye candy on Batwoman. That must be intentional. I’m already not feeling the Arrow spinoff. I just don’t care about them. Even if Diggle’s kids are tasty. I have to finish some Arrow and Flash episodes before I tackle the crossover. I’m mad it’s not being finished until next year.

The final season did seem a bit rushed here and there, but for the most part I enjoyed it.

I think MBJJR needs to pick roles that show off his acting. If you think about it, Black Panther, Creed, Fantastic Four all had some kind of focus on his appearance. When’s the last time he had a role that didn’t rely on body? Chronicle? It’s sad because Supes is an alien, but everyone thinks he needs to be a White alien.

When Ralph puts that mask on…It’s not like he has a shredded body either, because he’s tall and lanky like Grant. But the proportions are so lovely. I’ll take Tom from any season (and Papa Flash). When he was in that tunnel in that white tank, I just knew he’d take it off. Alas, I had to make do with some glistening arms.

Renner needs to stop. I hope her ex spills all that dirt. Chris does need to pick better friends. Mark is over here enjoying his resurgence, not trying to fuck shit up.

I think Greg is like the guy who headed up Teen Wolf, Jeff Davis. He seemed to be another good one. I think they both helped Colton through his issues.

Frank has been mine since Buffy. Tegan’s show would be checking off soo many boxes! Oliver has slowly been letting his freak out over the years. Michaela went back to Asher, so I guess the old “Once you go Black…” saying didn’t apply. Then again, Gabriel is half-Black, so maybe that was a factor. Nate can talk to me about his daddy all he wants. Because his daddy was on A Different World, and I want to hear some of those Cosby stories people were holding back for decades.

Scrapple says:

I’m trying to watch because Charmed is a legacy. But the first strike was when they marketed the show as a three Latina lead, but only one is actually Latina…

And the less we say about the Roswell reboot, the better. If the men weren’t hot I would’ve bounced by episode two.

Riverdale aka The Jughead Chronicles is a fucking mess. That’s why Sam Witwer literally had to jump through a window.

david david says:

Hopefully this one’s mentally stable unlike Ms Parker.

Steve Berman says:

Hmm, it’s showing as broken or wrong ID? Maybe I typed it in wrong. But a cursory search via Google shows him doing girls. I have a feeling this will be another guy who doesn’t play with other guys much…if at all.