GayHoopla: Brendan Lane Can’t Wait To Bust!

markjohnson22 says:

Good Gracious Almighty:

1) GH brings another hot black man into the troupe. (But maybe solo only, based on the interview)
2) Their “random name generator” came up with a suburban white boy’s name lol

Vince McMahon's Hush Money says:

October 31, 2022 at 2:54 pm

Yea because Micky Mallato was definitely an appropriate name

markjohnson22 says:

October 31, 2022 at 2:41 pm

Oh, you must be new. I’m one of the people who stated that Micky Mallato and King Kong Coleman were tacky, racist choices.

I’m shocked they went in the opposite direction with this one.

Vince McMahon's Hush Money says:

October 31, 2022 at 7:28 pm

Ironically their PoC models are usually their best ones

BLACKjHAMMER says:

November 2, 2022 at 8:49 am

All those Racist names are ridiculous

Gazzaq says:

October 31, 2022 at 9:27 pm

Maybe this guy will get to deflower Mr Mallato as that man has an absolute fantastic muscle bubble butt that need plowing, not that it gonna happen any time soon!

Brolen g says:

How bout don’t sign guy’s unwilling to do gay porn, or fvck off gh.

Gazzaq says:

October 31, 2022 at 8:56 pm

Agreed but this man is hottie!

Plus says:

November 1, 2022 at 8:24 am

They intentionally hire straight guys because hotguysfuck is their priority site. Shithoopla from the start is only an after thought. Uploading solos of models who will only do straight scene and 4 “hardcore” and mediocre scenes in a month really shows you that their “gay” site is specifically made for easy money grab. Ever wonder why Lahodler’s twitter page is only looking for models for their straight site and never on their gay site?

dustin_jamerson says:

i don’t normally do reviews on solos especially not straight solos being that these models likely won’t cross over anyway, so you’ll see them in a solo & two straight scenes regardless unless something out of their control happens on set. and others times; you can tell who will likely be offered more work and i may let my praises be known on my twitter.

Nick said it best back in the day, some of the models you think going to perform good, don’t and the ones you think won’t, actually do. i feel like the write up was more exciting than than the scene itself. yes, it’s obvious that Brendan is hot and nervous, but considering he seems like a healthy dude, clearly in shape and at 30 years old looking like this; i assume he don’t have a problem with the ladies, so should be pretty confident about himself, but in this scene & his straight did he didn’t really pull off a mind blowing performances like you might expect especially for someone that looks like him. it had a couple good stroke moments in his straight scene but the draw was just that he looks good. his erections were not too hard and his cum shot were hella lame.

Vince McMahon's Hush Money says:

October 31, 2022 at 7:30 pm

In my years watching porn the guys that aren’t conventionally attractive usually are definitely the freakiest

Gazzaq says:

October 31, 2022 at 9:19 pm

Thats, is true look at some of the past CF models! How on earth did they manage to end up on their and be in so many scens eh!

Rockhard says:

October 31, 2022 at 7:32 pm

This breh has the look that screams “females only”

Vince McMahon's Hush Money says:

October 31, 2022 at 7:35 pm

Yeah, but guys like this aren’t what you call “attainable”. Now a lot of those models on Beefcakehunter are and definitely look like guys you’d met walking down the street in your neighborhood

dustin_jamerson says:

November 1, 2022 at 3:51 am

unfortunate right? lol. hope he agrees to get rimmed at least. if not, hope he goes to See Him Fuck bc they seem to require it over there. this studio too soft. they don’t trip about models not performing well bc they will just bring in somebody else and eventually; they may laid a star. a new guy every monday, something good is likely to come around eventually. i don’t go out my way to find solos of str8 models. i’m just engaging bc they post str8 models on the site and why not check out before the scene drops. if this blog didn’t post it. these types of scenes i wouldn’t even engage much with. lol.

Vince McMahon's Hush Money says:

October 31, 2022 at 7:33 pm

Yeah, irony makes a fool logic all the time. That’s being said, he’s exceptionally good looking. Why would a guy like his be doing porn? He’d be just as good getting into fitness modeling or something.

Gazzaq says:

October 31, 2022 at 9:02 pm

Probably as he will make far more money doing porn and his body is on point. Normally I am like whatever to the GH solo’s but this man is Hot as Fuck Damn!!!

dustin_jamerson says:

November 1, 2022 at 3:29 am

i mean why wouldn’t he want to do some porn looking like that…lol.