MEN: Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue in ‘Roadside ASS-istance’

Roadside ASS-istance (Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue) at MEN.com

Roadside ASS-istance (Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue) at MEN.com
Roadside ASS-istance (Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue) at MEN.com
Roadside ASS-istance (Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue) at MEN.com

Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue in ‘Roadside ASS-istance’ at MEN.com:

When they get lost and their car breaks down, Benjamin Blue insists he can fix it himself, but his bf Theo Brady flags down passing driver Markus Kage, who offers the guys the use of his tools. Markus’s toolbox is full of dildos, and Theo eagerly tells the hairy hunk to use one on him before Markus sneakily fucks him doggystyle.

When Benjamin Blue catches them, he teaches Theo Brady a lesson, sticking the suction cup dildo to the car door and using it to pound his hole, then demands Markus come over and fuck Theo’s face as Benjamin gives it to him doggystyle. The tops switch, then Benjamin directs Markus to fuck Theo on the hood till the bottom cums, then Benjamin and Markus shoot all over his chest.

Watch as Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue at MEN.com

Watch as Markus Kage, Theo Brady and Benjamin Blue at MEN.com

MisterB says:

Daddy Markus never leaves home without his box of tools in case he encounters a roadside emergency. Tehehehehe!

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Scrapple says:

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DeeGee says:

This seems to be the same crew that brought us that Bo Sinn roadside horror. Still a hard pass.

MisterB says:

What a BORE Gay porn would be if you were in charge with your incredibly limited and limiting ideas of how porn should be and how performers should look and with very little (if any) variance.

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Scrapple says:

Not even for Benjie.

DTG says:

Kudos to Theo for that bush!

Brovaries says:

Theo just becomes more and more repulsive as time goes on.

MisterB says:

Has the word “repulsive” been changed into being a slang word for SEXY? Like bad can mean good? Tehehehehe! If so, I agree that Theo is SEXY! People can see things differently though. I certainly would
not kick him out of bed.

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Brovaries says:

Please tell me something that you actually find unattractive so that I can spam you with GIFs of it. You don’t gotta white-knight every single negative comment

MisterB says:

I don’t “gotta”, but I “wanna”. You felt the need to tell Theo that he is “repulsive”. The harshness of that caused me to feel the need to let him know that I don’t agree. Both of our needs were met so all is well. I’m Gay and am very appreciative of porn so it is rare that I feel such harshness towards those performers who are providing this service. I was recently very disappointed that Paul Canon is undeniably a racist. His text messages can not be interrupted any other way, sadly. I expressed my displeasure with that so you can rush there and come to his support. Check Dec. 27th. Poor Theo has suffered enough because of jealous Benjamin Blue. Tehehehehe! I needed to let him know I’d be a more understanding and appreciative boyfriend.

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MisterB says:

I don’t “gotta”, but I “wanna”. You felt the need to tell Theo that he is “repulsive”. The harshness of that caused me to feel the need to let him know that I don’t agree. Both of our needs were met so all is well. I’m Gay and am very appreciative of porn so it is rare that I feel such harshness towards those performers who are providing this service. I was recently very disappointed that Paul Canon is undeniably a racist. His text messages can not be interrupted any other way, sadly. I expressed my displeasure with that so you can rush there and come to his support. Check Dec. 27th. Poor Theo has suffered enough because of jealous Benjamin Blue. Tehehehehe! I needed to let him know I’d be a more understanding and appreciative boyfriend.

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Brovaries says:

I can’t even deal with you. idk how you came to the conclusion that I support racism because I find Theo gross. But to each their own

MisterB says:

You asked me what I find unattractive. Did you not read your post as your wrote it? I wrote that I recently found Paul Canon’s undeniable racism unattractive. “REPULSIVE”, if you will. You wrote you wanted to send lots of gifs my way when I found something unattractive. This may be your only opportunity to do that for awhile because I know me. Behavior is what I find “repulsive”, not how someone was born to look. I was sarcastically making a point. I did not come to the conclusion that you support racism. I assumed/hoped you didn’t and that you would get my point. You didn’t.

Brovaries says:

I was recently very disappointed that Paul Canon is undeniably a racist.

I expressed my displeasure with that so you can rush there and come to his support.

Yes, Bair. That is exactly what you implied. Read the lines. Not between them. What a weird attempt at gaslighting.

Also, you’re assuming (once again) that Theo’s appearance is what I find repulsive. You truly grasp for straws at any chance you can get. 🤦‍♂️

Brovaries says:

I was recently very disappointed that Paul Canon is undeniably a racist.

I expressed my displeasure with that so you can rush there and come to his support.

Yes, Bair. That is exactly what you implied. Read the lines. Not between them. What a weird attempt at gaslighting.

Also, you’re assuming (once again) that Theo’s appearance is what I find repulsive. You truly grasp for straws at any chance you can get. 🤦‍♂️

MisterB says:

That is what you decided I implied. I was SARCASTICALLY making a point that you did not get. You wrote that your intentions were to “white-knight” whoever I criticized. About Paul, I have NO interest in disagreeing with you about something I agree with. What a silly game that would be. Since I only know Theo by his appearance I assumed that was what you were judging as being “repulsive”. I had no idea that you knew him personally and hung out with him and had experienced him as being a “repulsive” person. You did not clarify that it’s his behavior you found “repulsive”.

Brovaries says:

I said you were white-knighting. like 99% of your other comments. Your responses are actually being pulled from your ass at this point and that’s more annoying than theo is repulsive to me, so I’m done reading your incoherent jargon. have fun though.

MisterB says:

Thank you. I will have LOTS of fun. Always do. Are you having any fun?