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MilitaryClassified.com Reviewed: Our Kind of Privates

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My rating: 4 out of 5

All the armed forces are represented in one of our favorite no-thrills, plenty-of-thrills porno sites, MilitaryClassified.com– even the Coast Guard. (Yep, them sea hags count too!)

Site founder and frequent cocksucker Rob Navarro says he started the site because he was tired of seeing “unattractive, overweight producers having sex with beautiful straight studs.” We’re not sure how Nathan Lane got involved, but Navarro’s trim figure shows up in a lot of videos, bobbing along some of the thick slabs from his recruits or slipping into the charmingly low-tech shoots he sets up.

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More important are the dudes he manages to lure on-camera: “They’re farm boys, Mormons, Irish and Catholics, some conservative, some rough around the edges, and some even kinky by gay standards but most of them are 1st timers who are innocent and shy but best of all…horny!”

M-Class is set up straighter than some of the guys that appear in its ranks. From the homepage, you sort through thumbnail images of the enlisted guys–and the occasional civilian–who signs up for duty in M-Class’ photos and videos. And that’s it. You can stroke off to stills taken from the video shoots, download the videos themselves and play them later (membership verification required).

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MilitaryClassified Recruit Image Gallery

And the guys. Fuck, these guys are hot, in a clueless way. Recent Waybig headliner and U.S. Marine Nathaniel has a tattooed chest and the kind of cock that would make us sign up for active duty, and ex-Navy guy James looks damn close to the hot Latin daddy on Desperate Housewives. According to our host–who retells his encounters in a kind of JakeCruise way but without the attention-diverting introductions and mood-breaking callouts to the camera–these guys are straight as straight can be. We have our doubts, particularly when they know just how to probe their anuses to churn out a maximum jizz load. That’s our trick, breeders!

But who cares when you can have the sergeant of your dreams barking out a load on a relatively wide 720×480 screen? Let us sort the guys by military branch and convince a few more to take one in the ass for their country, and we’re ready to promote this site to five-star general.

  • MilitaryClassified Price Points At the time of review
    1. $15.95 (2 Days) – One Time Charge.
    2. $26.95 (30-Days) – Rebills $19.95 after 30-days.
    3. $36.95 (30-Days) – One Time Charge.
    4. $59.95 (90-Days) – Rebills $16.95 after 90-days.

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HornyHounDogs: ZRod and Hans in “Bod Party”

ZRod and Hans in Bod Party at HornyHounDogs
ZRod and Hans in Bod Party at HornyHounDogs
ZRod and Hans in Bod Party at HornyHounDogs
ZRod and Hans in Bod Party at HornyHounDogs

HornyHounDogs had hoped workout stud ZRod and sex-hungry Hans would hit if off so they scheduled them for a light workout set before the shoot. Well who would have thought, after a few beers and a little time for these horny dudes to get to know each other, things just got down right out of control.

Hans sucks ZRod’s dick and soon ZRod returns the favor. Then both are on the floor working a 69 session you can’t believe. Both dudes are getting all fired up and soon Hans get a real surprise as macho stud ZRod ends up sitting on Hans’ rock hard fuck pole. You’ve gotta admit, ZRod is a quick learner and soon he’s riding Hans like a real pro, jerking his own boner till he’s ready to shoot his hot sticky load all over Hans’ stomach and chest.

As ZRod sprays his macho man juice all over Hans, Hans quickly follows with his own creamy Jizz load til his abs are completely covered with ZRod’s cum and his own. Always the gentleman, ZRod thanks Hans for the workout help saying he sure would like to meet up again next week for another Bod Party.

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BlakeMason.com: Danny & Dan

Danny and Dan at BlakeMason.com
Danny and Dan at BlakeMason.com
Danny and Dan at BlakeMason.com
Danny and Dan at BlakeMason.com

After filming Dan in his solo feature BlakeMason offered him the opportunity of coming back to make a duo wank film the very next day. Being totally straight he wasn’t too keen on the idea but said he would think it over. A few hours later he called to say yes!

Blake immediately thought about who he could get to feature with Dan and called Danny to see if he would be interested. Well, luckily for him Danny was in town that weekend and jumped at the chance of jerking off next to a straight fella.

They both arrived the following day at 12 noon as arranged. However, they had both been out for beer the previous night and were definitely worse for wear!

However, Blake says that this film was great fun to make even though most of the involved were hung over. Seeing these two together stroking their cocks was really hot and there’s also nearly 5 minutes of footage in the bonus film too!

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Extra BIG Dicks: Jerry

Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks
Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks
Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks
Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks
Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks
Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks
Jerry at Extra BIG Dicks

The sexy sneer and tousled hair of James Dean, add the face of a boy band front man and plant that on top of the body of an underwear model and you have Jerry -well, you almost have him. We forgot the part about needing to add on the dick of a porn star and not just long, but as fat as a sausage that we have seen dangling in a long time!

Ancient lore regarding tattoos say that placement of them leads to insight into the character of a person, from his interview, we already know there is a little freak in Mr. Jerry. Once the clothes come off and we see where he has decorated his body. Which makes us believe that we only hit the tip of the iceberg. With his taller surfer build, jet black hair, extremely flat tummy and tats across both shoulders, his back and on the side by his ribcage, it leaves you craving to know more about the dark knight.

I feel the camera man had the same instinct. Usually no questions are asked once the show begins, however Jerry was more than willing to provide the info on how horny he was while engaged in working up that meat thru his clothes. We can also take into account about Jerry that he loves exploring his body. Once completely naked and worked up, Jerry begins massaging his hairy hole and soon after, lets go of that nut onto his flat tummy.

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RandyBlue: Allen and His Toy

Allen and His Toy at Randy Blue
Allen and His Toy at Randy Blue
Allen and His Toy at Randy Blue
Allen and His Toy at Randy Blue
Allen and His Toy at Randy Blue

RandyBlue writes:

It’s been a long time since I saw Allen and I have to say he still looks so fucking good. Allen was the model I launched the site with a couple of years ago. Boy time does really fly. The story I had written about Allen working in a mechanics shop was true which I believe made it even hotter. The sad part was that Allen left the state and went some where back in the Midwest. We ultimately fell out of touch. I would sometimes find myself dreaming of him late at night and about that incredible bubble ass of his, and would wake to find myself with a stiff one. Not one to let a god mental picture go to waste I would rub one out thinking of him all sweaty and built and greasy. Then I would fall back asleep wondering where my good friend went.

You can imagine my surprise when he called me recently and told me he would love to shoot with me again. I thought for a second and said “Solos are good and all but what about turning it up a notch?” He was all ears and finally agreed to do a toy video. Never having done one I thought he would be all nervous…boy was I wrong! He rode that dildo like one horny motherfucker and couldn’t get enough of it. If you are one of the many who have had a crush on Allen and have wanted him back you are going to fucking love his photos set and new video!

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CircleJerkBoys: Pierce

Pierce at Circle Jerk Boys
Pierce at Circle Jerk Boys
Pierce at Circle Jerk Boys
Pierce at Circle Jerk Boys

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Sometime you just can tell…Pierce even sounded sexy on the phone. This 24 year old told CircleJerkBoys that he had a wife AND two girlfriends and with a body this fine and 9 thick inches of meaty, heavy hanging, succulent breeder meat, its a wonder they didn’t kill each other fighting for the right to get that magnificent bone!

In just jeans and work boots, right from the job, we can tell he didn’t just hit the gym, but trained hard in his quest to develop the perfect body as every muscle was in perfect symmetry, his arms cut and his pecs spilled out of the side of his wifebeater. As he raised that undershirt, it was like he was unwrapping a present as that treasure trail to Nirvana came into view, smack dab in the middle of a flat stomach and oblique so well formed, the ridges started almost at his rib cage and dead-ended in the waistband of those jeans. The cameras followed that smattering of hair up his chest, across his nips and with the wink of an unmistakably dirty boy, noted the silver in his brow and thought they had figured out where his nickname came from.

The mound in his boxers was more like a mountain and as he slid them down. He then turns to reveal a set of glutes as tight and hard as the rest of them. To CJB’s great joy, this is one straight guy who doesn’t mind showing off his ass and what a prime example of anal perfection it is. That thick club of a cock towers well in front of him as he faces up and from the underside a gleam of metal showed he had a hidden surprise on the underside of that shaft…four silver balls at the base of that nine inch love rocket. Not just long, but thick and so meaty and so heavy, it hung down like the bell from a tower and damn will you ever want it to ring it. Fucking the mattress, his fist and putting that dick and his fine body on display, he squeezes out some sperm so thick it looked like glue with one stand as reluctant to let go from that massive meat as you would be too!

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Next Door Buddies: Wes & Hank

Wes & Hank at NextDoorBuddies
Wes & Hank at NextDoorBuddies
Wes & Hank at NextDoorBuddies
Wes & Hank at NextDoorBuddies

Wes and Hank were at the gym on Friday working out and getting ready to hit the town. NextDoorStudios have known these two for a while now and have been trying to them to come back to their studio after a workout to relieve some stress. I guess this week was a stressful one because they had no hesitation and followed NDS back to the house.

Hank and Wes are two studs that spend as much time in the gym as the NDS crew does, except they are usually working out and we are looking for cock to film =). These two are best friends and have no problem pulling out there fat dicks in front of each other and relaxing to a good flick. The cocks on these guys are even more amazing than one could have hoped for and they both know how to show them off. These guys sure needed a release as there must have been a lot of built up tension in Wes because we have never seen a guy who could blow his load clear over his head and decorate the walls, UNTIL NOW!

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MikeHancock.com: Adam Tattaglia’s Audition

Adam Tattaglia's Audition at Mike Hancock
Adam Tattaglia's Audition at Mike Hancock
Adam Tattaglia's Audition at Mike Hancock

Adam Tattaglia is a friend of Dick Stiffy’s who thinks he has what it takes to make it in the porn biz. Mike Hancock told him to come in for an audition and he’d give Adam his honest opinion. When Adam showed up, Mike was impressed with his qualifications: piecingly handsome eyes, a beautiful smile, a hairy chest made for nuzzling, a nice, deep voice, and a 7 inch cock that was the perfect size for sucking.

Mike wanted his pal Kody Henshaw to lead the audition, because he has a great way of making other straight boys feel at ease, but Mike couldn’t help but to get in on the action when he saw how comfortable Adam became. Adam said his secret fantasy was to be in a threesome. We’re not sure if this was what he had in mind, but Mike certainly does his best to please.

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MilitaryClassified.com: Carter

Carter at MilitaryClassified

Carter is a very laid back and easy going Marine who is stationed down in Camp Pendleton and like most 21 year olds loves to fuck and bust a nut constantly. Rob met Carter through a friend and he told him that he was interested in making money and didn’t really care how he did it. He’s not hung up on labels and seriously just wants to make a buck. Our type of Marine! All business and all pleasure. He came a doubter and left a believer… They tried a lot of things.. some worked and some didn’t.. but wait ’til you see how he reacts to the hummer Rob deployed on him!

Carter at MilitaryClassified

Carter has a nice trim body with hardly any hair anywhere which was really hot to look at when he undressed. He was soft when he got naked but you can tell that Carter is a grower and not a shower because his little noodle grew to a whopping 7 inches and nicely cut, too. USDA prime choice beef! He had the kind of balls that were big and used up most of his nut sack. Some droop in the sack and others are big and fit just nicely like Carter’s did.

Carter at MilitaryClassified

It wasn’t even 5 minutes before Rob had him erect and hard as a frickin’ rock… and even he himself clued Rob into the fact that he wanted to fuck. Well, as you will see on tape, which is why Rob included this scene like others on the site, sometimes it doesn’t work out and Rob want to make sure the viewers know that these are REAL straight guys and they sometimes can’t cut the mustard to fuck a guy in the ass.. such the case with Carter.

Carter at MilitaryClassified
Carter at MilitaryClassified

We attempted several times to get it going but Rob thinks it was a mental block for him.. first time jitters. Getting Carter hard wasn’t a problem.. just getting him to fuck Rob’s ass was a block for him for some reason. Anyway.. Rob made up for it though because the blowjob reaction he got from Carter was priceless! I think you all will agree! We’ll see more of this stud and wait till you see what he’s done!

Carter at MilitaryClassified

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Next Door Male: Chance

Chance at Next Door Male
Chance at Next Door Male
Chance at Next Door Male

This next door neighbor, Chase, is a 28 year old real estate broker. His muscular physique and handsome good looks made him a natural choice to be selected for next door male. Next Door Studios caught up with Chase at the supermarket where one of their scouts saw him thumbing through a men’s fitness magazine. She approached him and asked if he was into fitness and working out. It was obvious enough, given how he fills out his shirt with his huge pecs and arms, so it was no surprise when he launched into how he does some personal training in his spare time. The studio scout handed him one of their cards, and next thing you know, he’s in their studio showing us *all* of his muscles.

Enjoy Chance as he unwinds after a long day at the office and gets down to some intense personal satisfaction.

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RandyBlue: Andy Andrews

Andy Andrews at Randy Blue
Andy Andrews at Randy Blue

RandyBlue writes:

Andy is pretty much all American. He loves baseball, his mom, apple pie (in moderation) and by looking at that angelic face I am guessing an alter boy. But looks, as we know can be deceiving. He might love baseball and apple pie but Andy really loves to jack off on video. And that is really ok by me. I think this kid pretty much has it all. A beautiful face, a lean, tight body and a very hairy treasure trail and ass crack. Andy really has no qualms about getting naked and jacking his dick. He is entirely comfortable with himself even though he looks shy. I love that about him. It’s kind of an innocent un till proven guilty thing. Good Versus bad. What is it about this cherub faced boy that I so dig? I (or anyone for that matter) could go on all day about that body of his. It is that perfect. From the chiseled chest to the beautiful ass to his muscled back, its all just so damn hot! Andy must love his body too because he had his hands in his pants on his hard dick most of the time. He brings himself close so many times only to slow down and tease you again! I hope you enjoy these photos and video of Andy stroking his hard dick and showing off that perfect physique of his. If not you might want to check yourself for a pulse.

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BlakeMason.com: Ben and Patrick

Ben and Patrick at BlakeMason.com
Ben and Patrick at BlakeMason.com
Ben and Patrick at BlakeMason.com

BlakeMason writes:

Now, I’m usually a pretty organised individual and it’s not often that I get things wrong. But on the day of this shoot, I double booked the studio. Well, not so much double booked, more like I forgot a previous arrangement! Never one to be daunted by an obstacle, I asked these two guys if they would mind doing their solo shoots together – train times were a major concern!

Thankfully, Ben and Patrick were comfortable with this and agreed to get naked and jack off together. Besides which, I really like seeing two guys on a bed together stroking their meat… it just seems more natural… know what I mean? Blake sure does ;-)

So after a somewhat bizarre interview, the guys settled back and watched some porn on the TV, slowly stripping of their clothes and doing what comes naturally. And there’s a very interesting clip in the bonus films where Ben and Patrick misunderstand Blake’s suggestion that they shake hands! Youngsters these days are so much more adventurous ;-)

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SeanCody: Mel

Mel at Sean Cody
Mel at Sean Cody

Mel is only 20 years old, 5’10”, and 150 pounds. He sports a BIG curved cock that (he says in the film) hits his girlfriends in all the right spots. And if that wasn’t enough, he has adorable rosy-red cheeks and an infectious smile that SeanCody just couldn’t get enough of.

It’s funny — you never know whom you’re going to run into on any given day. SC found Mel when he tried to pick up on one of Sean’s girlfriends at a local college bar. Turns out, he got picked up instead!

Most models are camera shy at first, but Mel was more of an exhibitionist… even from the beginning. He loved being the center of attention and his massive cock was hard from the get-go.

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