Swing That Sledgehammer Blue-collar construction guys are iconic porn: they swing big hammers, nail everything in sight and generally leave you wanting more from them. But Raging Stallion doesn’t need a punch list from you to finish you off properly–their latest, Construction Zone Three: Working Class Ass will do nicely, thanks. The final installment in the award-winning trilogy (we gave it three sharp spurts, plus a couple of smaller wads) is a “non-stop fisting frenzy!” Exclamation point theirs. Josh Adams, Sean Harris, and the totally hot if unfortunately named Huessein star. If you haven’t seen enough hot homebuilders taking a bud’s paw up their Crisco chute–or hell, if you just want to figure out how to hang cabinets properly–we suggest repeated viewings. And maybe a follow-up field trip to the cruisy Home Depot near you.

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It goes without saying that an 11-inch uncut dick gets you pretty far in life–sometimes, all the way to the Academy Awards. For saucy Aussie Remy Delaine, it’s nailed him the Raging Stallion Man of the Year title for 2006. There’s obviously no sash and scepter with this award – with that cock, who needs another magic wand? – but it does land Delaine in the new RS production Arabesque, a sprawling three-DVD epic that promises more sand in hairy asses than you’d find on an Italian beach.

Co-starring Huessein, Francois Sagat, and Manuel Torres, the elaborate new production gets its own Web site and a downloadable podcast for eager beavers who can’t wait for the flick’s December 25th release. Happy Birthday, Jesus! Now move over, you’re blocking the screen.

Holiday savior: Arabesque – A Chris Ward Feature Film