ErectionPhotos.com Reviewed: I Kinsey Nasty Cocks

ErectionPhotos.comPorno dicks are chosen for their star quality. But what’s it like out there in the field, where non-huge, non-pretty cocks are potentially lying in wait under a nice pair of Calvin briefs?

You need to be prepared–and you might know what to expect after you study up at ErectionPhotos.com, the Kinseyesque site that attempts to document diversity among schlongs. It’s something akin to a field guide to penises, not always the best-looking ones but certainly more representative than the average Hot House or Raging Stallion meat swinging at your face from the DVD.

“This site tries to give reality to all the diversity that gets compressed into the concept of the ‘average penile erection,'” the authors say. And while most of the content is mainstream dick, there are some frightening ends of the bell curve here: a barely visible prick 1.5 inches long soft, all the way up to 9 inches hard. And along with the vaguely creepy clinical observations, soft-hard comparison shots, and senior cock shots, there are some unintentionally hilarious animated cock motion shots–and a whole page of discussions about implants and corresponding pictures of dicks so tiny they have their own subdivision in Oz.

Size queens and pretty-dick discriminators beware–don’t say you haven’t been warned.

ErectionPhotos.com [Source ThePeculiarOne]

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Men At Play: Nine To Five: Wednesday

Men At Play: 9 to 5: Wednesday

Its Office Christmas Party time at Men At Play so its off with the suits and on with the tuxedos for MAP’s special end of year celebrations. With the party in full swing and the champagne flowing freely, its not long before the harmless daytime flirting is turned up a notch or three.

And with fresh new talent in the form of stunning green-eyed Fred joining the party, everyone is on the prowl. Jason quickly decides to make his move and lead him to an empty room for a quiet chat, and a proper man to man introduction.

Men At Play: 9 to 5: Wednesday
Men At Play: 9 to 5: Wednesday

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BiLatinMen: Rigo

Rigo at BiLatinMen.com
Rigo at BiLatinMen.com

This Latino says he’s straight, but that a couple of guys have given him head. He says that under the right situation he’ll fuck a guy too. His wife recently gave birth to twins so he’s looking for ways to make money to support his family.

Nationality: Venezuela
Age: 21
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 175 lbs.
Cock: 7″ long uncut, 5.5″ thick

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SeanCody: Glen

Glen at SeanCody
Glen at SeanCody

One of Sean Cody’s best friends met Glen working at an east coast nightclub (his accent totally gives it away). The lady bartenders there had him running all over the place, filling up the ice bins and lifting all those heavy boxes from one side of the bar to the other. Of course, he had his shirt off as he moved through the crowd, showing off his nice torso!

This girlfriend of Sean’s happens to be pretty hot and she’s got a big chest, so it wasn’t that hard for her to get Glen’s attention. In a swift transaction, she locked eyes, made the move and got his contact information as he continued to work the bar.

It’s not certain if he came out here just to rub one off for the site, or just maybe he hoped to meet up with Sean’s friend again — but, either way it’s all good!

Glen is right handed, so its surprising that he strokes his cock with his left hand. He sports nice big balls and it’s hot to watch him stroke his cock from the tip, then all the way down to those big balls, over and over again!

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2005: The Year in Weird

As we look back through the year in sex, we’re reminded of one simple rule: guys will do anything with their dicks, given the right inspiration. Hark back with us through some of the more odd headlines from 2005:

Idaho Boy Becums Betty Cocker
Hey, that’s not frosting! In an act of biological revenge for having his cheese sandwich slathered with peanut butter, an Idaho kid jerked off onto a pan of brownies and somehow got his friends to eat them. He was charged with disturbing the peace for something every Boy Scout in America is now trying to pull off.

Monogamy with Ranch Dressing
Sex with veal gets off Harold Hart. But the 63-year-old Wisconsin man does have a conscience, dammit. According to arresting police who took his statement, Hart stopped by a certain farm more than 50 times to fuck baby cows-but never did it while he was married or with a girlfriend. Because that would be just wrong.

Double-bagging Gone Awry
An Iowa Wal-Mart greeter gave customers a little lagniappe when he handed out pictures of himself naked, save for a Wal-Mart bag strapped to his Tom Johnson. Dean Wooten said it was all a joke, sir—he was only lampooning the company’s supposed “new uniforms.” Told by bosses to stop, he kept on flashing by proxy–and got canned. On the upside, he was able to walk out with his dignity intact, having lost it by taking the job in the first place.

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MikeHancock: Jack Jameson’s Audition

Jack Jameson's Audition at Mike Hancock
Jack Jameson's Audition at Mike Hancock
Jack Jameson's Audition at Mike Hancock
Jack Jameson's Audition at Mike Hancock
Jack Jameson's Audition at Mike Hancock

A friend of Mike’s referred him to his Jiu-Jitsu instructor, Jack Jameson. Martial arts has given Jack one mean, lean body. Tall, dark, and hot as hell, Jack’s better than a morning cup of Starbucks… and that’s saying something! A marksman himself, Jack also teaches Navy men how to shoot the big guns. (Now that’s another video altogether…) And speaking of big guns… Jack’s got a 9 inch piece of artillery that just might gag a horse. It’s a good thing that there are only cockhounds in this stable.

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Gay.Com’s Urban Legends: Rod Stewart Did What?

Rod StewartYou know what they say about Richard Gere and certain furry creatures with long tails, right? Or how about Rod Stewart and a late-night visit to the hospital? Check. Well, Gay.com has some bad news for believers in these stories and others. The big gay site on the block says those are urban legends: no matter how much you want to believe in J. Edgar Hoover in drag, its writers insist it’s just not true.

Along with the “love touch” Rod is said to have administered to a whole rugby team, Gay.com goes old-skool with rumors about Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson, and Jodie Foster and Whitney Houston. Now they were actresses, right?

Gay urban legend hall of fame [Gay.com]

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BlakeMason.com: 3 Men On a Bed

3 Men on a Bed at BlakeMason.com
3 Men on a Bed at BlakeMason.com
3 Men on a Bed at BlakeMason.com
3 Men on a Bed at BlakeMason.com

BlakeMason writes:

This film marks a first in the history of BLAKEMASON.COM — it’s our initial entry into shooting more than two guys having fun together. And I have to say that Blake, Sean and I really enjoyed filming Antony, Paul and Rob sucking and fucking around on the bed ;-)

Yes, there were as many of us filming the action as making it and the guys certainly got in to the action. It starts off with lots of sucking and kissing before Antony starts fucking Paul. Then, it all changes with Rob fucking Paul, and boy, he certainly hit the spot as Paul quickly came with a dick buried deep up his ass and down his throat :-)

It goes without saying that we captured everything on tape and the film ends with Antony wanking Rob off and then dumping his own hot load all over Paul. Needless to say this definitely won’t be our last group action… and make sure you watch the bonus film too – there are a few gems in there!

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Hookup of the Week: RugbyJock81

>> RugbyJock81's WayBig.com profile <<Chicago ranks in the gay world’s top five for hunky, hirsute guys–so say we at Waybig. So we weren’t surprised to find RugbyJock81 hanging out, face down and face up, over at our own naked locker room in the sky, otherwise known as Hookup Now!

This 24-year-old stud says he’s bi, but that doesn’t get in the way of a good guy-on-guy time. With blue eyes, a tight hairy ass and a 6’2″ frame, he’s looking for other “real men who want to have some fun” — which by his definition includes football, underwear and real man smells. Dare we say scrump-tious? Yes. Of course we’ll stop. Thank you.

RugbyJock81 [Hookup.Waybig.com]

New Orleans: A Man’s, Man’s, Man’s World

New Orleans is slowly getting its act together. And with most of the basics back in place, the city’s hankering for visitors of every stripe, particularly the gay boys, says the Southern Voice, Atlanta’s gay newspaper. And one of the big reasons to head to the Big Easy for a weekend jaunt is the overabundance of manly men on the ground in what remains of the city. One horny old codger, formerly the city’s health department director, estimates that the city’s 60 to 70 percent male these days, thanks to FEMA, the military presence and the hasty exodus of the city’s lesbian and child-rearing community (gym teachers and their students, we imagine). Dr. Brobson Lutz says the heady, male-heavy atmosphere “is very unusual for a U.S. city, and probably more characteristic of an old frontier operation like in the Wild West or in Alaska.” G. Gordon Liddy would call it a target-rich environment: we’ll just add that the city’s bathhouse is back on its feet, or off them, and the Corner Pocket is as delightfully skeevy as ever. Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Life goes on for gay New Orleans [SoVo.com]

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RandyBlue: Cole Sutter

Cole Sutter at Randy Blue
Cole Sutter at Randy Blue
Cole Sutter at Randy Blue
Cole Sutter at Randy Blue

RandyBlue writes:

Sometimes you just have to be thankful for being in this business. Some days are just better then others. When I met Cole I seriously couldn’t get over his sexy voice and those All American good looks. My friend who had recommended him to me told me he was really hot. I just didn’t believe him.

Cole is an athlete who loves to work out and has always played team sports. He even played in college. Because of his love of working out and the fact that I wanted to see him in some kind of super masculine scenario we chose a boxing gym. Cole could not have been more of a natural. He took the to boxing rink like a real pro and sometime I am going to have to find him someone to spar with.

This was Cole’s very first appearance anywhere and he was a bit apprehensive about family and friends but he didn’t let that stop him. This is one of my finest models with his beautiful face, tight lean body, hairy chest and crotch (you gotta check that out) and eyes that make you melt. Cole strips down and has no problem showing you every inch of that fantastic body of his and even spends a little extra time on that rock hard cock!

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PerfectGuyz: Stafford

Stafford at PerfectGuyz
Stafford at PerfectGuyz
Stafford at PerfectGuyz

Some guys are sexy, some are cute, and some are beautiful and alluring. PerfectGuy Stafford fits into the Beautiful and Alluring category like few guys can. The first and most astounding feature about Stafford is his eyes. He truly has “Bedroom Eyes” that are innocent yet very seductive. Overall, Stafford definitely has a very distinct look – a slender, sinewy body and pronounced facial features – which he gets, in part, from his Mohican father; his Bear Claw tattoos that accentuate his sexy chest are highly apropos given his heritage. Mohican comes from the word Muheconneok, which means “from the waters that are never still.” Indeed, it was hard for us to “keep still” around him especially when he was naked and hard. Enjoy Stafford in his premier PerfectGuyz video.

Stafford’s stats
Age: 21
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6′
Weight: 175lb
Waist: 32″
Chest: 38″
Shoe Size: 11
Cock: 7 1/2″ cut/thick
Physique: Athletic

E-Mail: [email protected]

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SeanCody & ChaosMen: Warren

Warren at SeanCody & ChaosMen
Warren at SeanCody & ChaosMen
Warren at SeanCody & ChaosMen

SeanCody writes:

I could easily say that I hate shopping, and shopping at the mall on a weekend is even worse. Sometimes you have to fight for a parking space and brave the mobs of people in order to get what you’re looking for. This particular time, I wasn’t shopping for clothes but for some hot guys for my site. Warren was getting off the escalator when I spotted him. He was sporting a tank top and work out pants that showed off his nice muscles. Accompanying him was this girl that had big boobs, big hair, a tiny skirt, and high heels. I wasn’t surprised to see that she already had a collection of bags from a number of different stores. Warren didn’t have one bag on him, but he sure looked like he was enjoying being seen with this hot girl.

It’s always odd approaching a guy that’s with his girlfriend. The girl always thinks I’m hitting on her man and this girl was particularly bitchy. Undaunted, I chatted up Warren and quickly got his number.

I called him later that afternoon and found out that he was recently divorced and needed all the money he could make. So, I had him out a few days later to do a shoot with me…

Check out Warren at both SeanCody.com and ChaosMen.com

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