ActiveDuty: Mason Dixon
We’re back tonight with our usual War Chest Update and we’re introducing you to a hot little impish grunt who calls himself Mason Dixon. Mason Dixon is a prime example of America’s generation kill. This slap-happy, cute, hard drinking, heavy smoking, fun loving stud is the exact type we should all be honored to have defending our asses and our freedom. He’s confident with a good sense of humor and plenty of self-esteem. Mason is the type that I like to call good drinking buddies. You can exchange stories, tall tales and bold face lies with one another so long as the alcohol is good and strong. And you won’t mind the headache tomorrow.
