Dragging this (Carlos Garcia) dude home, and he drops the fucking bottle. Even worse he yakks on our fucking shoes. Das a party foul broski. Now we goin to make ya yakk with a couple dicks in ya mouth! By the time we finished this dude dropped out cold, so we just covered him in a circle jerk!

This fucking guy (Carlos Garcia) is making bets, and acting hard like he ready to throw handz.
 Alright were gonna take dat bet and dat ass! We tagged his hole and plastered his face in jizz. Then left his bitch ass tied up and poppered out in da corner.

We’re all drinking, about to chug some brewski when this jackass grabs vodka! Of course we want to get him piss drunk! So go ahead and chug dat shit. He passes out so we start drawings dicks all over this little pussy ass. Gotta say even though he woke up dazed he was ready to gobble fasho!

This fucking guy is always complaining about how bitches be flaky. Wouldn’t expect much looking online though. In the middle of him bitching we hear him say its been two weeks since he got some. Figure we’d all help him out with that. So we plow his ass and covered him in jizz like the bitch he really is.