We got a new resident in a few weeks ago. When I first met him, I was impressed with how mature he seemed for only being 20 years old. At the same time, I had read his profile and rap sheet, so it came as no surprise that he’d have a little more gravitas than other guys his age. This kid has been through the valley, if you know what I mean. That being said, he’s from a small town out in the middle of nowhere. And by nowhere I mean that the closest Walmart is a three hour drive. So, the only thing I was wondering was if he was accustomed to putting out or not. On the one hand, having a few extra skills could mean the difference between being on a bed or on a bench at night. On the other hand, I’ve heard that guys where he is from sometimes end up in an intimate relationship with a barbed wire fence for even suggesting such carnal pleasures. So, while we were going over the rules, I decided to give it a shot. I mean, the worst that could happen is that I could send him packing without even having opened his luggage. On the other hand, there could be a whole treasure trove beneath those jeans.