Sometimes when you need a grudge fuck, but you don’t have a grudge against anyone in particular, it’s good to just shove it to the newbie. In this case, the newbie came into the House with serious problems. Neil Young’s opinion notwithstanding, my own personal take on this resident is that he’s best used before the expiration date. I will tell you one thing about him of note: he can suck a mean dick and this little fucker has a tight hole. It feels good, but what feels even better is dropping a load deep inside it so that you can get about your other daily affairs. Kind of like a great 30 second clip that you can jerk off to in a public bathroom. Which, by the way, reminds me that I wouldn’t be surprised seeing this dude in a train station bathroom giving BJs for a few bucks in the coming months. I don’t think he will last long here.