It's the holiday season at the North Pole, but Santa (Princeton Price) is anything but merry about the way things are going. Stuck in the doldrums of a thankless job and surrounded by incompetent elves, all Santa wants is an escape, but he'd settle for a nice hard lay. Luckily, Christmas has cum early for old St. Nick, in the form of a really big package under his tree, and if Dakota Payne is lucky, Santa will find his pluck and remember how to deliver the goods. After all, what's the North Pole without a white Christmas? Enjoy!