As Scotty Zee texts with a friend, he hears some curious news about his best friend, River. Word around the rumor mill is that River is secretly gay, which confuses Scotty, since River knows he's gay, so it seems like at some point River would have mentioned it. Still, Scotty's friend persists, and Scotty can't help but wonder if she is right, so he sets a little trap for his friend, leaving the door unlocked and heading to his bedroom to take a nap. When River comes over, he finds Scotty passed out and ass out, naked on the bed spread eagle.